It was that time of the week, except it wasn't that time of the week. Paradoxal eh? 

"Hey Forest what the heck are you still doing lying down, get your ass up and get that interview you promised done already"- said Harvey . That's right! Harvey is now our new assistant, he brings the coffee, tea, Pimp-Gerald services and lots of more stuff. However I still can't manage to find out how we end up on negative tabs each month. 

But you've only been around here for 20 days, with are you talking about you might be asking, and you might be correct but the hell with it let's get this shit done, you have other businesses and i need me some more sponsors!

"Harvey get that thing going already"

Harvey starts counting down 3,2,1 and we're rolling!

THE LATEST EVENTS 

"Hello everyone, it's your number one Forest here trying to fill you on the latest news on NY this week and some more days, I have no idea when this will be published so let's not screw myself in here! 

We had a relatively calm week here in New York, except Manhattan. It all started when our beloved Reggie decided to end his journey here due to some troubles in the old country. Strangely enough even the superhero RegMan seems to have disappeared right after Reggie's departure. Well to get back to the rest of the subject the rest of Manhattan got fucked! Shit went downhill there. Bullets went storming however they went towards only one direction. Like 7 feet away from me considering i was in in the city for some ummm, forestation business.

Rumor has it that ... shit i have no idea, *you got to give me something guys, I ain't got shit to report!*. Just take a look at this article and you will find the explanation about what happened. Reporting at its finest right here! Only best of the best in here. Top notch.

You had to see how many people gathered in Manhattan throwing dynamite and molotov. It went from 100 to 0 real quick. The fire brigade gathered all around the place trying to put it out but when they saw that bullets were still flying *pew pew* around they vanished!*fuckers, when you need them they are always not there* As soon as the forts went down and people started spreading rumor spread that there was some rumore being spread that rumored that the same thing had happened in Philly. But that's another city with another story and I'm too lazy to be talking about other cities even though it was directly connected to New York. But to those who actually are interested and giving two shit's on what's happening you can find a detailed description here. Thanks Borkers for making my job a lot easier, much love!

Okay, shit went down now what?

Now if you actually read what happened this should not look like a repetition at all and we're full of information here, we're just keeping it to ourselves and telling you the totally not mentioned before decisions. BUT we're doing it in colors.*Mr.Steal your audience over here!*

That's right, we're doing as you requested a lot on the last week report. Wait you did not? Of course you did! We had a lot of success on that last article! I'm still alive yeh ? Here we have some anonymous feedback from different people at different crews. 

First we have Leah from The Express. Oh shit, sorry everyone, that was meant to be censored. 

Leah: Meeh

See that awesome reaction we got? So full of life, you could actually hear birds sing, Dominick fishing with Pseudonym having a nice day on a boat, some kids having picnic. Such a colorful place, we thank you from our heart's depth Leah for this opinion. We wouldn't have thought about coloring unless you did that. 

Okay next up in the line we have D*bl*ner.

D*b: You should've seen the last match man, I'm telling you these players aren't worth shite!

That's what D*b had to say and those were also his suggestions. You can see there in between those lines perfectly clear how happy he was on the last reportage and how he also wishes for more colors.

Strangely enough, the time waster thing that we did last time caught up the attention of a high figure not in Bronx who didn't move to Philly. Hear what he had to say:

S*lvado*e: That was really well done. Now please get the hell out of my office and how did you even get here ?

That was it and for the feedback and we will be leaving it at this for the moment but we will most likely keep giving opinions next time!

INTERVIEWS

We will be interviewing two leaders who caught the most attention this week because we are attention whores in here.  And I know we said we would do a Full NY interview but we will get them all done... eventually.

So due to some minor technicalities we cannot have our guests at the studio here today so we have to go to them. Harvey, get the car ready!  

1 hour later

Alright here we are, the city morgue. 

Forest takes a deep breath in. This smell blows my mind.

Let's get to them than, no time to waste. The first one we will be interviewing is none other than -Santos-. Clap it out everybody. 

The room is dead silent, we're in a fuckin' morgue for Christ's sake.

Without further ado let's get to it , i promised you all an interview and i will sure as fuck keep my word.

Forest: So -Santos- let me congratulate you on the hard work you have done in Manhattan, and I will get right on point. First Question. How the hell do you have two "-" in your name?

Santos: ...

Forest: Wow really, you heard that folks? Just do what Santos said and you can also have "-" in your name. Alright question nr.2 who shot Kennedy ? Oh wait, @Proffesor stop giving me future facts! I work for the media goddamnit. So back to interview, what will you be doing now that you are 'occupied' with other businesses ?

Santos: ...

Forest: There we have it folks, the first ever done interview with one of the ex-heads in NY

Now if you thought that was really intriguing wait until you see what we have up next! None other than our famous mobster Niko . Niko came to NY from Serbia during hard war times in Europe and decided to try out a life at doing what we all do best however die at the end! Now let's get to askin'

Forest: So Ni..

Bang, bang. Harvey pulls another 2 shots on Niko.

Sorry boss, rumor has it that an undead outbreak is bound to happen soon.

Damn it Harvey, do that shit later yeah? Okay than back to the interview. 

Forest: Sorry about that Niko but we had some problems with our camera. Now what can you tell us about yourself ?

Niko: ...

Forest: Hmm interesting, and with a gun like that, so when did you realise that this was the life suited for you ?

Niko: ...

Forest: Well, that's something. I take it you must have been really excited when you first got your own crew right, so what's the distance from earth to sun ?

Niko: ...

Forest: Haha that was funny, thanks for being with us tonight Niko and I wish you best of luck to both you and -Santos- on your next journey. Goodbye!

Okay, shit went down now what? #2

Okay so right now we have Philly totally cleared and Manhattan also.

Here's what's gonna happen, We predict that Mattsr will be moving to Philly not because he has done a hell of a job in New York but because we are planning to take him out!*on a date*. Hear that Mat, you're gonna be gone soon and you have no idea where mate! Watch your back... Until than we wish you all the best in Philly and hoping to see you get the bolder suit next !!

Now Philly got taken and we have Bronx and Manhattan free.

Now the way i see this is that my great, awesome, big baller leader Pseudonym will be taking control of Bronx. Hah his name is Barry *not*and he is given Bronx. Bronx-barry, get it, hahah , okay nevermind ! Wish you good luck in there Barr... Pseudo and i know you will be great at it.

Bronx taken now only Manhattan free but first!

Our great, generous, selfless, altruist TheNihilist will be dealing with situation in Brooklyn! Nice shit Niho, and main district also! You must be doing something right over there man, do some good things in Brooklyn and congratulations!

Alright Now Manhattan.

Manhattan took a hit but it's seeming to be building backup again after I_32_I has set up his first offices there. Congrats now we only have to see who will be taking control of the district... wait what? You're giving the district to me hahah nice joke man! 

Pseudonym and Borkers keep staring and Forest without even raising an eyebrow.

Damn, you must be bonkers than me but see that world! All that ass kissing eventually paid off! All I wanted was a Promo to Made and this is what I get. I guess this is what promos must look like in NY.  

Since you are sure about this decision than let me make the announcement so i won't have to do another one of these. None of you will be actually paying any attention to this so I'm going to make this as unformal as i can! Take that civilised world.

DAMNATION

Forest's Damntaion will be taking control in Manhattan. Promise that we won't suck ass *hopefully* and will be around for the shits&giggles baby when needed and for the seriousity in different situations which will require our attention and will be here for anything needed. So go ahead and spam Harvey with congratulation mails, he will be the RHM meaning he will be dealing with the heavy duties while i just sit around on my ass shooting people and making connectons. I would like to thank Borkers for the opportunity and Pseudonym with Dominick for the backup and I hope I'll make you proud over here.*Not that there is a doubt*

Well that's about it for tonight's cover, I don't even know how the hell you resisted for so long to be honest but thanks for that and drop some more bodi... sorry I meant to say be safe!

Forest out!