Look, I dont have time looking around and talking to people or being sold on stupid families.  

As a matter of fact, the best family (best gun) should mail me and beg me to join their family.  

If I feel youre worthy of my services, I might or might not contact you back.

Yours Truly,

DiLdoZeR

Definitely not men who are outfitted as females in this game. That's for darn certain 

Didn't expect a reply from a dumb thug, but anyway thanks for reminding me. 

I forgot to mention that I will not be a part of an organization run by broads.  So broads please get out of my inbox if you want to lead me.

 However, if you need to be serviced let me know. 

Lucky for me, I'm not here to make friends.  I'm here to conduct business any anyones expense.  

Thank you, when the time comes I will consider it.  

Let's not forget the girls who are outfitted as boys! Thaaaank you. 

What are your feelings about Robots?

William, 

Please dont ever reply in this thread again you clown.  I dont associate with people who have poems and pictures like that.  I lose credibility merely being in your presence you nerd. 

Yours Truly,

DiLdoZeR

I'll give you some food. Keep up the good work, bud.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and state that whatever services you offer should probably be directly followed by a strict regiment of pills and sterile injections.

G'luck.

Everyone careful. Don't mess with my friend Dildozer ever again.

Sigh, as if I have time for this shit.  Outcast please quit your pitiful attempt at being funny you dumb sheep.

Anyway,

I have had several interactions with some of the broads of power here in NY.  It has changed my stance completely pertaining to broads.  They are bigger morons than I initially thought.  It is beyond me how they are bolded/slanted.  

I had a conversation with Malice and my eyes literally began to bleed.  She gave her best attempt at insulting me but failed miserably and ended up looking like a bigger idiot than she already is.  I tried to coach her into constructing 1 coherent sentence, and I have to say, it did not go very well. 

New York is attempting to lure me into their stupid city, but one of my prerequisites is that you have an IQ higher than that of a golden retriever.  That has not happened yet, most have been equally as dumb (especially the 3 broads I had the luxury of speaking to) 

I guess it is reflective of this hipster generation were all unfortunately a part of.  

Yours Truly,

DiLdoZeR

Dumb sheep. And you allude to others low intelligence? Fortunately, I wasn't attempting to be funny, else, that would indeed have been a poor attempt.

That, you prepubescent piece of shit, was a general observation, which apparently was an understatement. Now we know that you should also be approached in full hazmat suits, if approached at all.

Enjoy the last few hours of your life kiddo, I'm sure we are all looking forward to the grandiose intellect your kin will bring to the table.

Nice wolf Outcast, very cool of you!

Dildozer loves you very much Outcast! 

I had a conversation with Malice and my eyes literally began to bleed.  She gave her best attempt at insulting me but failed miserably and ended up looking like a bigger idiot than she already is.  I tried to coach her into constructing 1 coherent sentence, and I have to say, it did not go very well. 

As most of the nonsense that is spewed by crewless newcomers with incredibly smart and inventive names usually turns out to be completely false, I felt the need to respond and confirm that the above is 100% completely accurate. 

At some point over the next few years Dildozer, you're going to start finding hairs in strange places, having odd urges towards people of the same sex and have weird as fuck dreams about your own step mother.

When this starts to happen, keep calm and don't breed.