Dildozer, shut up.

As most of the nonsense that is spewed by crewless newcomers with incredibly smart and inventive names usually turns out to be completely false, I felt the need to respond and confirm that the above is 100% completely accurate. 

 

At some point over the next few years Dildozer, you're going to start finding hairs in strange places, having odd urges towards people of the same sex and have weird as fuck dreams about your own step mother.

When this starts to happen, keep calm and don't breed.

Where do I start besides the fact that youre an idiot LOL.

I particularly like the part where you reference puberty, a clear cut reference at your wits or lack thereof. 

You are a prime example of the ineptitude of women in leading anyone or anything for that matter.  

You are useless just like your shitty crew leader.  

Punisher, rofl.

What can I say to someone so threatening in their quote?  "I'll beat the crap outta you."

Need I say more clown?

 

Here is a complete unedited transcript of what was said between Malice and I:

If after reading the transcript you do not think she is an idiot leading a bunch of sheep, then you are even even bigger moron than Malice.
 

To: Malice
From: Dildozer
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:33
Subject:

For whatever reason you acknowledged you have balls, making you a man.  In this day and age I guess you never know?  I somewhat doubt your personality is 'marvelous' as you suggest.  Chances are you are an attention seeking, boyfriend-less broad.  You're seeking the attention you long for IRL in MR because your physical appearance can be masked using a tool we call the internet.  I'm glad you've found your shelter.  

Yours Truly,

DiLdoZeR

To: Dildozer
From: Malice
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:29
Subject:

I understand the definition but it is usually used in a derogatory manner. I apologise if my grammar wasn't as great as you would have liked, I was dumbing it down. You seemed to lack the intelligence to comprehend appropriate conversation. Had you spoken to me like you should have then you would have found out that my personality is marvelous. I am  sure that even as a woman my balls are far bigger than yours. 

Sincerely, 

Malice

To: Malice
From: Dildozer
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:20
Subject:

You mustn't understand the definition of broad.  Secondly, your grammar could use some work, as could your personality.  Thirdly, you dont have balls, therefore you would not shoot me.

 

Yours Truly,

 

DiLdoZeR 

To: Dildozer
From: Malice
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:18
Subject:

First of all I am not a broad I am a lady. Second woman are not to be spoken to the way you are and lastly, if i could stop laughing at your name long enough I would shoot you. But it's too damn funny.

Yours fabulously, 

Malice <3

To: Malice
From: Dildozer
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:16
Subject:

I talk to broads the way they deserve to be spoke of by a Man.

 

Yours Truly,

 

DiLdoZeR

To: Dildozer
From: Malice
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:15
Subject:

Before I answer those do you talk to all the ladies like this? 

Once you give me the answer to that I may or may not message you back.

To: Malice
From: Dildozer
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:09
Subject:

Before we move forward, I need to ask you this so I am not wasting my time:

What is your:

Height:

Weight:

On a scale of 1-10 (10 being Extremely High) what is your sex drive:

Once you give me the answers to those questions, I might or might not message you back.

 

Yours Truly,

 

DiLDoZer

To: Dildozer
From: Malice
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:06
Subject:

Sweetheart even if I did, you couldn't handle this.
To: Malice
From: Dildozer
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:05
Subject:

Look, spare the talk and give into my demands

To: Dildozer
From: Malice
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:04
Subject:

Lmfao are you prince charming or something?
To: Malice
From: Dildozer
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:00
Subject:

She'll give in to me.  Believe me, all broads do.

To: Dildozer
From: Malice
Sent: Jul 19, '17 00:00
Subject:

Sent as Malice by Azoth. 
Join the queue, ive been barking up that tree for months...

To: Malice
From: Dildozer
Sent: Jul 18, '17 23:59
Subject:

Goal 1: Get in your pants

To: Dildozer
From: Malice
Sent: Jul 18, '17 23:58
Subject:
Hi love, saw you did some jobs for us. Any goals this run that you have?

Where do I start besides the fact that youre an idiot LOL.

You're*, oh the irony.

Just in case your teacher hasn't covered that word yet here's the definition - the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

You know, making jealous and derogatory comments about women just because they are smarter than you and capable of achieving things you find challenging could potentially be seen as severe mother abandonment issues.

Might wanna get that checked.

You're*, oh the irony.

Just in case your teacher hasn't covered that word yet here's the definition - the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

You know, making jealous and derogatory comments about women just because they are smarter than you and capable of achieving things you find challenging could potentially be seen as severe mother abandonment issues.

Might wanna get that checked.

Rofl, youre still an idiot.  Youre reaching as far as your brain will take you, which is not very far.  LOL

I'm sorry that I have spoken the truth and struck a chord with you.  Women are inferior to me, that is no secret.  All you have to do is look at all your own insecurities.  Why are you so insecure?  Well, thats pretty simple!  You're incapable.  

Just quit replying, you are coming off as a bigger idiot with each reply.  Some sound advice i'd say.

Yours Truly,

DiLdoZeR

Makes obscene sheep noises while sipping coffee.

What? Don't judge me mkay...

^LOL 

WilliamPratt never fails to embarrass himself no matter what. What the heck hahaha "makes obscene sheep noises" what the eff is that about ahahahaha

Embarrass myself? That implies that I like, actually care about what you people think of me. Clearly I don't.

Bleep bloop.

Bleep bloop.