Bruiser steps out of a deli, footlong Philly Cheese in hand just in time to hear Godfather SpaceMountains announcement.  "Just in time"  Bruiser thinks to himself as he wades his way through the crowd to the new Godfather of Philadelphia.  Bruiser sticks out his hand, Congratulations sir.  I am sure you will make the Philadelphia prosperous once again.

Well done Gwarble your hard work pays off once again. Good luck to you and your new found city. To your family I wish that they prosper and bring you great fortune. Being from New York its good to see the city of Philly active again.

George tips his hat and makes his way back into the crowd.

about time i would say, your almost as lazy as Iota is fat

Congrats Gwarble, has always been a pleasure to read your publications and i wish you the best bring business back to it's peak in Philly

Cogradulations were in order as Alfonse passed the daily news stand.

The headline read: Gwarble (Not Barbling?) Why.. that's because he has alegedly taken over as the new figure head in Philladelphia! The headline was followed by the writers commentary which embraced the thought of never seeing another issue of The Gwarble Barble...

Alfonse headed to Philly immediately to congradulate Godfather Gwarble. "Proof that "hard work" pays off! Alfonse shakes Gwarbles hand and wishes him well on his new platform as Godfather.

Congrats Old Friend.

congrats on your move to philly, Ramone wishes your family much sucsess..

Congratulations Gwarbley Barbley!

Now please get on with next edition of that fantastic paper. Also, make sure Hoopi is next in line for people we wish would die. He has blatantly ignored all my calls but little does he know, there are many others out ready to replace him. A conversation with an egg would be far more entertaining anyways.

Congratulations Godfather Gwarble.  May you have a long and prosperous reign in the city of Brotherly Love.

This is the start of what I believe to be a long and re-energizing event in this Thing of Ours.

From when I first hit these shores and boldly approached you, looking for work in New York, I didn't for one second believe you were going to remain a mere sponsor to the then Don SpaceMountian. 

I wish you all the luck.

Congrats gwarble best of luck my friend

Congratulations Godfather Gwarble.  I've always enjoyed your paper and now Teddy and I will enjoy watching your city grow.

Congratulations to Godfather Gwarble for his promotion and move, I think he is the right man for the job.

Extremely well deserved, i know you will do great things with Philly.

Congratulations Godfather Gwarble.

Despite all the warm milks with Colin and stealth rimmings by Shelly, you kept your feet firmly on the ground. Fair play.
Reply by: Hoopi at Jul 14, '10 15:58

There's nothing stealth about my rimming. When I rim someone they stay rimmed.

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Er, I mean congratulations Gwarble this is a well earned honour.

Congrats Godfather Gwarble hope to see good things come out of philly.

Neal slinks into view, coming out of a hidden alleyway. Walking by some random person, he accidentally bumps into them, and lifts their wallet. After getting into the thick of the crowd, he opens it and empties its contents; some old coins, an ID, and a couple hundred dollars. Pocketing the money, he discards the rest of it. After listening to the commotion, he smiles and nods to himself. Gwarble had finally gotten the promotion to GodFather he'd been waiting for. Good for him, thought Neal. Ligthing a cigarette, he hails a cab and heads to the nearest liquor parlor for a glass of wine.

Diablos hears the news and smiles happily.

"Congratulations Gwarble, I shall be over in Philly later on to congratulate you and party with you. Catch ya then."

Diablos quickly hurries to his car and heads for the airport.

Smiling ear to ear Absolut walks up to Gwarble.

Our bloodlines have worked together a few times and everytime has been more enjoyable than the last. Sadly I will not serve under you, but nonetheless I'm proud to witness you as a Godfather Gwarble. I'm sure your father Grin would be very proud of you. As some of my fathers use to wear on their suit "Still fucking Grinning!" as you should be. Congratulations man!

Shaking Gwarble's hand Absolut takes a step back in the crowd.