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~MURICA Inc. LLC~
#Ride Or Die For Your Freedom!
---->MURICA'S EDUCATION AT ITS BEST<----
Czylharz Family. Comrades in Crime
Gettin brain from a Brazilian bitch while in a foreign caaaarr
BEWARE THE SWAMP DONKEY!
Jan28,21:00:36 **i_s***al tried toWACK! you.
Jan 29, 03:46:17 Someone attempted to WACK! you.
Jan 29, 01:06:30 ***dy*l tried to WACK! you.
Jan 29, 05:26:23 Someone attempted to WACK! you.
Jan 29, 06:28:46 **d**t_yn tried to WACK! you.
YOU CAN'T KILL AN IMMORTAL BOI!!!
Alphabet Insanity
I adamantly attack the alphabet
With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
I'm like an Adderrall addicted anaconda or an alcoholic
Or an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolics
But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat
Brushin' bubbly allover your booby and booty beef
Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass
Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet
Crumble chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies
I'm Crammin' it full of condiments like it's a Calzone
Delicious! I didn't drive and drink
Whether diamonds or dimes man I'm diving deep like an
Electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned
Just entered me in the election
I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis
Of the erection
A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon
Five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in
Googling, googly-eyed girls to get inside
Golly gee from GlasGow to Guatemela's gentrified
A hippopotamus is high on heroin he heckles me
And hires Haitian Hank to hand his ho a hysterectomy
In hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
And hang with Hipster Helen the hooker with huge hips
I'm ill. I'm Icarus. I ignite idiots in idioms and issues
Jumpy jargon I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu
Killin' em like a kid.. got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza
Knit a Kimono made of Komodo Dragon skin
I'm rich like a Klingon that be kicking it at the Kremlin
But I'm kicking through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian
Lethal, Literally litter a little limerick
That be littler than a Leprechaun
A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem
Makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron
Nick Nolte: a nerdy native of Nebraska
Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a:
Orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia
Oswalt: Patton
Pickin a pocket pluckin a patent
I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion
I got a question, I gotta quiz ya'
Lets step on the gas and go quicker
Really getting ready for the revolution
Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort
Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin
Like a sheet of Sudafed i'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse
Titties on Atilla Tell a teller that'll toe tag
Terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag
Thugs are un-american unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of ugg's
Vivid and vivaciously venomous
With the wicked wombats only walking where women is
Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu
XoXo
Yippy-ki-yay,!
Yours' Truly
Mac
YES YO!!!
Oh shit, I forgot Z
Zebra
To my mentors I owe you everything
Jynx
Fatality
Legendary
Draven
JakeLuciano
~~~~~$$$Pick Pocket$$$~~~~~
Want to be a gangster then fucking act like it. Im not gonna bitch if you mug or pp me but I will mug you if i feel like it.
Frankenstein's Life
The Monster~Vol.
THE FUNNY WALL!
150k To add your own
I have six locks on my door all in a row.When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
~Frankenstein
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
~Frankenstein
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
~Frankenstein
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
~Frankenstein
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.
~Frankenstein
You know, women call men dogs. That's to suggest we're somehow untrustworthy or disloyal. But a dog is anything but. And if men are dogs, what the goddamn hell does that make women? You've ever seen a bitch in heat? She will grind herself across the grass to try and get her that itch. And she can find a way to sneak out of the backyard, as any dog will do.
~Broken City
Danny McBride: What the fuck is wrong with you, Franco? You have iPad's all over the goddamn walls in your house, but you jack off like a fuckin' pilgrim!
James Franco: That's right man, I like to read!
~This is the End
Christopher Pike: Are you giving me attitude, Spock?
Spock: I'm expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously, Sir. To which are you referring?
~Star Trek into darkness
Wes Mantooth: With the things I've done in my life, oh I know I'm going to burn in hell. So I sure as shit ain't afraid to burn here on earth.
Ron Burgundy: Oh my goodness! That's the most badass thing I've ever heard!
~Anchorman 2
Scottie P: You know what I'm sayin?
David Clark: Well, I'm awake and I speak English, so yeah, I know what you're saying.
~We're the millers
Introducing Mr. Incredible the crew Virgin<---
~ANON
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