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| A Badass Wedding | Started by: Jordan on Jan 15, '08 22:30 |
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The sound of church bells was heard for miles around the biggest church in Chicago. It was a perfect afternoon. The sun was shining, the sky was blue and birds were singing their happy tunes. A long line of cars was lined up in front of the church. They were filled with friends and family of a couple getting married that afternoon. When most of them received invitations for the wedding they were shocked. They didn't know about the couple's secret hot love affair that was going on for years. In the church the guests were greeted by beautiful soft music from a harp, white doves, flowers and everything else that made it a perfect fairy tale wedding. At the alter two candles were burning like the passion shared between the soon to be married couple. As the church filled with people the wedding party prepared for the ceremony in a few small rooms behind the alter. In one of the rooms Jordan was helping her boss, the Don of Chicago with his neck tie. You look nervous, Oliver. Don't forget what you're supposed to say and everything will be fine. It's just a wedding, a few words that will make two people be stuck with each other for the rest of their lives. Jordan could see her grim opinion of marriage didn't help. She finished with the tie and picked up her purse. She opened it and took out a flask that contained her favorite whiskey. Jordan figured they are going to hell anyway for their crimes and murders so drinking alcohol in church wouldn't do any harm. Here, have a few sips of this, but not too much. Oliver took the flask and put it up to his mouth. He turned it up and drank it all. Jordan was stunned. Oliver was obviously more nervous than she thought. Jordan took the empty flask from him and straighted his tie again. With one last smile and a reassuring wink she pointed to the door. Let's go get this over with. |
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The big day was finally here. Long after Jordan had helped him with his neck tie, Oliver McTavish stood in front of a mirror, poking and primping until his own reflection showed nothing but perfection. After all… weddings were supposed to be perfect. Everything had been arranged to a ‘t’, for there would be nothing less than the best execution of today’s events for Badass Inc.’s biggest social event of the year. “Let’s go get this over with,” he heard the woman say behind him. His stomach flipped suddenly, reminding the tall, dark haired man that it was actually happening. It was time. Oliver gulped a bit in his nervousness, the taste of whiskey still fresh in his mouth. With a smile towards Jordan, he offered his arm to his Right Hand’s lady, which she accepted with a small smile. Just a wedding, yes, he said in a weak voice, his chest feeling extremely heavy with emotion. ‘Just a wedding.’ We’ll get a move on. And with that he led the gorgeous woman out of the comfortably sized dressing room and into the main hallway. The music from the Church drifted towards them lazily, almost instantly striking a note of fear through his heart. What if something went wrong? Terrible thoughts plagued his mind as he shuffled down the hallway next to Jordan. The gossip that would pour across the Chicago tabloids if something went wrong. “Groom Left Embarrassingly at the Alter” one headline would read. “Bride Unwilling to Marry Powerful Mafioso” would read another. ‘Stop fantasizing about some horrid outcome to this beautiful, momentous occasion you ass,’ Ollie goaded himself. At last they had reached the doors- a sea of heads littering the pews before him, leaning in close and whispering to one another with happy and animated expressions upon their faces. With a small smile he turned to Jordan, releasing her arm from his anxious death grip and letting out a small sigh. Wish me luck, aye? His grin faltered for a moment before straightening itself. Standing up tall he stepped into the Church and began walking down the plush carpeted aisle. Though the whispers surrounded him as he approached the front of the grand room, his face showed no trace of emotion. Not one drop of tension, not one hint of excitement- none of it even dimly flickered across his face. ‘Keep walking,’ he urged himself as he walked past the rows of benches decorated with white lit candles in tall golden holders, wrapped within a rope of white lace and red roses. ‘Five more steps… four more… three… two…’ And with that he was at the front, facing close to one hundred gathered people from all across America. Family, friends, business associates all turned their faces up towards McTavish. He cleared his throat briefly, his eyes darting to the left and right of him. ‘Well great,’ he thought in frustration. Oliver was at the front of the service now, yes. But where was the bride? And where was the groom? |
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| Reply by: Oliver_McTavish at Jan 15, '08 22:33 | |
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As he sees his boss at the alter he runs from one of the back rooms and stands beside him as he tucks his flask of whiskey in his back pocket. Sorry Ollie, had to get a drink before we got started. Sao stands next to his best man and long time friend Johnny Axe. As he looks at Johnny then at Ollie, he notices he still has a lit cigarette in his hand. Damn... Sao runs outside and throws his cigarette into the street. "I'm going to hell, I know it," he thinks to himself as he walks back in. When will I learn... He stands next to Johnny again and smiles and waits for the ceremony to begin. |
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| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 15, '08 22:36 | |
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The music chimes in and begins to play for a few moments. As the grand oak doors open The_fallen is seen in the wedding gown and begins to follow LaughingJack down the aisle as he tosses flowers. The_Fallen begins to get teary eyed once he gets up to come face to face with Sao.He murmers something... I love you, and am so happy.... Turns and winks at Jordan. |
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| Reply by: The_Fallen at Jan 15, '08 22:40 | |
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Standing next to the beautiful bride, The_Fallen the maid of honor, Jordan looked at the couple about to get married and thought they were crazy for doing this. She didn't mind planning the wedding, as long as it wasn't hers. Jordan smiled at the bride when he winked at her. Beautiful dress, Fallen. You look like a million bucks. Jordan moved her eyes to Oliver and hoped the ceremony wouldn't take long. She couldn't wait to get out of her uncomfortable shoes and have a few drinks. |
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| Reply by: Jordan at Jan 15, '08 22:47 | |
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Can't help but giggle when Fallen says that. I love you too honey bunches of oats :) |
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| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 15, '08 22:48 | |
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Zig-Zag looks at his friend SuperSao, then, seeing whom SuperSao is marrying, takes his flask out of his coat and downs it's contents. Turning to some random person to his right, he whispers: The boy's gone crazy, I'm gonna need to be drunk for this. |
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| Reply by: Zig-Zag at Jan 15, '08 22:50 | |
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Looks crazy eyed at Sao and says. I'm not a damn cereal, and slaps him. Stand straight you aren't ruining this. Psst, I love you. |
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| Reply by: The_Fallen at Jan 15, '08 22:50 | |
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| Rubs his cheek where he got slapped, and takes the flask out and takes a swig of whiskey and waits for Oliver to start the ceremony. | |
| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 15, '08 22:54 | |
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Zig-Zag, a little drunk now, turns to his left and whispers, I heard that.. uhh. that The_Felon, no no, The_Fallgon, hmm, that's not it, The bride there, that bitch, was a brothel whore for a few weeks in the 20's. Not saying anything, but, I dunno about him... her... it... whatever... Hairy legs and all! His head slumps back and he starts drooling over his shirt, The_Fallen's mother, whom he had just been speaking to, stands and walks to the other side of the room. |
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| Reply by: Zig-Zag at Jan 15, '08 22:57 | |
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Horrokore pulls up to the wedding running late. He slaps his driver and blames him for making him late. As he gets out of the car, the driver says something in a sarcastic voice. Horrokore turns around and goes to the driver side door and pulls the driver out through the open window. He pulls his gun out and starts cursing the man... You watch what you say to me. I'll blow your fucking brains out all over the sidewalk! As Horrokore waves his gun at the head of the driver, a few people that are going into the wedding start screaming. Horrokore's associate, and long-time friend Shaggy realises he has lost his temper and things could go south. So he grabs Horrokore and pushes his gun down and pulls him away from the man. He convinces Horrokore to chill out and enjoy the wedding. As Horrokore walks away, he spits on the frightened driver. Your fucking lucky this wedding means alot to me, and alot to the family or you'd be swimmin wit da fishes! Horrokore and his entourage of associates walk through the doors greeting many important people from la famiglia. Horrokore is then seated on the Groom's side. |
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| Reply by: Horrokore at Jan 15, '08 23:01 | |
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Zig-Zag sees horrorkore enter the chapel and runs up to him, jumping into his arms and drooling a bit. In a drunken haze he says, First of all, I'm only up here, because down there, I'd fall! Second, See SuperSao? I hear he's not "super" at all! I hear he's even smaller then "average" Sao! Not pointing fingers, but, it's been tested that jugs of radioactive waste cause certain parts of your manly body to shrink. Horrokore looks at Zig-Zag, listens, and then drops him and continues on to his seat. |
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| Reply by: Zig-Zag at Jan 15, '08 23:04 | |
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Sao over hears what Zig-Zag says and wiggles his shoe to make sure his "tripod" is still tucked in his sock. "Nice try Zig-Zag," he whispers. |
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| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 15, '08 23:07 | |
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Oliver smiled broadly at SuperSao and The_Fallen, both now in front of him at the altar. Would the bride and groom step forward, please? He asked in a slightly raised voice, merely for the benefit of those sitting furthest away in the back of the Church. Thankfully Oliver, a man with a shady past and an even shadier present, had spent some time getting ordained as a Minister. Despite his continually not living a ‘virtuous lifestyle’, he did like to use what he had learned for special occasions. And the wedding of two of his crew, two of his McTavish and Axe Lawfirm Associates- two of his family getting married marked such an occasion. You two ready, yeah? Ollie whispered with a half grin, nodding at the pair of lovebirds before him and lifting his head to the entire room once more. Ladies and gentleman, we are gathered here today to join together SuperSao and The_Fallen in holy matrimony. I understand these two have their own vows which they wish to share with one another… so, who would you like to start? |
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| Reply by: Oliver_McTavish at Jan 15, '08 23:08 | |
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Krash Sneaks in and sits in the back of the curch. Holy shit.. damn near missed it, Sao would of killed me... Krash sees Ziggy and laughs at the drunkenness and then pulls out his own bottle of brew and takes a swig.. Go get em Sao, you crazy bastard! |
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| Reply by: Krash at Jan 15, '08 23:13 | |
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The_Fallen coughs a lil and begins. Threw the dreary nights and weary days I have stood aside and watched many die. Ive loved many before but non like you. I know you have always been true just as I have to you. You are what some may call my angel that god has given me here on Earth. I believe we are meant to be nowhere other than here standing before each other. If on a day as great as this I would not care if the ran came down. Because I'd known that heaven was simply crying, because it lost an angel. An angel to me and that makes me feel amazing. You hold my heart around your finger and always have me by your side. I love you Sao and am yours forever. As The_Fallen finishes a sprinkle of rain begins to fall and slowly get harder. |
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| Reply by: The_Fallen at Jan 15, '08 23:16 | |
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| Kat sneaks in just as the ceremony begins, taking a seat in the back. She smiles, happy for the couple. Noticing how everyone else seems to be drinking, she pulls out her flask, taking a long swig. Looking up towards the front, she watches the as the ceremony starts. | |
| Reply by: Katerina_Vitale at Jan 15, '08 23:18 | |
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SuperSao smiles and takes The_Fallen's hand and looks at him. I pledge allegiance... To my fag... Of the mafia community... And to his bunghole... To which it spreads... One penis... In a thong... I love you forever and always SuperSao giggles a little bit and waits for the ceremony to continue. |
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| Reply by: SuperSao at Jan 15, '08 23:20 | |
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Martini had been sitting by some cousins of the groom's until she saw Krash enter the church. She had politely excused herself to the ladies room and took a seat next to Krash. Great show eh? She leaned over and whispered. Horrokore was sitting across the aisle from them and she gave him a small wave. Martini finally turned her attention back to the alter. |
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| Reply by: Martini at Jan 15, '08 23:25 | |
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| Drunken Zig-Zag runs up to the alter, takes Oliver's place, and yells some garbled words about sex, prostitution, and his phone number, before being carried out of the church by his ankle. | |
| Reply by: Zig-Zag at Jan 15, '08 23:26 | |
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