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| Respect the Dead! | Started by: Alfie on Dec 10, '19 15:07 |
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I believe my case is yet to be reviewed, muscleman. I expect to have a similar fate, as should be. But that is up to the gods to decide.
You are really dweebish though, you're doing terrific. |
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| Reply by: Vapor at Dec 10, '19 22:08 | |
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Hell yes I'm doing terrific. Look at me. I'm as bulbous as a bunch of grapes. I barely fit through doors, baby. You're over there looking like a skeleton of the civil war. If it's up to the Gods, I'm the Buddha of biceps, baby, and I suspect you've got some larval years comin' in your bhavachkra, little doggie. |
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| Reply by: MartyMuscles at Dec 10, '19 22:26 | |
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| Can we still complain about her if we just thought she was an asshole? | |
| Reply by: Door at Dec 10, '19 22:27 | |
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Look, if we're gonna talk about Princess' funeral, would somebody at least acknowledge this weird motherfucker:
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| Reply by: MartyMuscles at Dec 10, '19 22:36 | |||
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Just because someone died doesn’t mean they deserve respect. Someone who lives as an asshat is someone who doesn’t get exonerated just because they died. A funeral, (to me) is meant to remember the legacy of how one lived. If they didn’t earn my respect while they lived, I’m not automatically going to bestow it upon them just because they died. |
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| Reply by: Whosalivestill at Dec 11, '19 03:33 | |
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I couldn't agree more with Whosalivestill. I can assure you Princess would not have set up in NY without the illegal gains of the Casino. Respect a piece of shit like that? Hell no! |
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| Reply by: mickey at Dec 11, '19 03:42 | |
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"Oh Princess man was she a beautiful woman. I tried many times to get her in bed with me but women especially her don't like horses. Y'know a friend of mine worked under her, he was stunned by her beauty but wouldn't stop looking at her feet especially when she wore heels. She probably found him creepy. Whatever she did I'm sad that she's gone." Bojack pulls out a forty ounce bottle. "Lets pour one out for her. Rest in peace sweet Princess." Bojack pours out the bottle in her honor. |
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| Reply by: Bojack at Dec 11, '19 07:50 | |
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As much as i think some of the things said have been a little too much you also cannot silence how people feel either can you? a lot of bad things have happened these last couple days people need to vent they feel cheated. |
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| Reply by: Cadence at Dec 11, '19 17:19 | |
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Cadence, The Rock was always taught that Funerals were sacrosanct, you don't speak ill of the dead in their funeral, the streets on the other hand, you can post pretty much what you like. The Rock gets that a lot of folks out there are pissed. The Rock gets that there is a lot of animosity towards a whole slew of jabronis for actions they did or did not take during the war. So have at it, come ito the street and run your mouth, tell everyone why you don't like Princess's gap toothed grin, tell the world why you didn't like The Soviet Bore's anvil shaped 33lb head, tell the world why ComatoseZebra pickled your gherkin, get on your soap boxes and shout to the skies, because at the end of the day, when all is said and done, that is part and parcel of what the streets are for. |
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| Reply by: Chris_Vaughn at Dec 11, '19 18:36 | |
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my apologies Chris_Vaughn in my lack of prowess when it comes to talking in the streets I have panicked and missed a hugeeee point, the streets are for this very thing exactly the funerals whoever are better left alone if you have nothing good to say at all |
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| Reply by: Cadence at Dec 11, '19 18:41 | |
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Nipsey heard all of the commotion and decided to see what was going on. Hearing everyone whine and complain made him chuckle. "Shit happens in this world. Unfortunately our ancestors die, and once it happens, there's no bringing them back. So better to just look forward and get over it." Nipsey lights a blunt and continues to listen to the conversation. |
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| Reply by: Nipsey_Hussle at Dec 11, '19 18:45 | |
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@MartyMuscles, while we have you here, what are the best exercises to get mighty fine heels. What do you do to make sure your feet are as swole as they can be? |
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| Reply by: BlackishRed at Dec 11, '19 18:58 | |
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Exactly my friend, The Rock knew you would get it. And, just to show some of the millions... and millions of the Rock's fans how its done... allow the Rock to sing a little song for a special little lady. A couple of guys in combat pants and black t-shirts appear from nowhere and set down a chair for the Rock to sit on, and a Guitar. Chris sits, picks up the guitar, and strums a few cords to test the quality of the sound. There's a very special woman whom the Rock wanted to sing a very special song to tonight. That woman is Princess... she looked so nice. The Rock has a very special song to sing for her, she died before the Rock got a chance to sing it last time in CommodoreAmiga's final competition before city hall arrested his cheating ass and hanged him. I wanna sing it to her now though, here in the Streets (cheap pop) and sing it in front of the world. Its from one of my Favourite artists, Mr Eric Clapton, he's a lounge singer in The Chaise Hotel, in Bricktown, Detroit (Another Cheap pop). It's late in the evening, She's wondering what clothes to wear, She puts on her makeup, She brushes that lank over bleached hair, And then she asks me, 'do I look all right?' And I say no biatch, you look horrible tonight.
I feel wonderful because I see The life fade in your eyes And the wonder of it all Is that you just don't realize how much we hate you...
You abused all your power Waste everybody's time You dress like a hooker Not the expensive kind So get your ass to the graveyard Take a one way flight Because biatch, you look horrible tonight I said biatch, you like horrible tonight. |
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| Reply by: Chris_Vaughn at Dec 11, '19 18:59 | |
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BlackishRed, I'm glad you asked. Strong feet, baby. If we were talking about Vapor - out here talking like he's Mr. Universe when he's looking like Mr. Punyverse - and his refusal to disclose diabolical information that he had been sitting on and complicit to for a "very long time", we would be talking about cold feet. Tiny motherfucker walking around here like slender man's niece. But nah, my dude, we're talking about strong feet. I want to see you get your toe curls in, I want to see you stretching every day, and here's a little MartyMuscles tip for you: daily jogs through sand, bro. Nothing like a bit of tough sledding to whip those muscles into shape. You're gonna have feet so swole they're gonna look like hoofs, baby. Hit me up at Big Tuna's Outdoors Bars & Bench, we'll do some sprints and then you can watch me do 1,000 push-ups with the fattest kid I can pull off the beach on my back. You know the ones, bro, out there boogie-boarding in long-ass t-shirts, you might as well include 'em in your exercise if they ain't gonna do any themself. |
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| Reply by: MartyMuscles at Dec 11, '19 21:14 | |
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| Reply by: FuriousWolf at Dec 11, '19 22:18 | |
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