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The Star Examiner - January Edition | Started by: DuBoeuf on Jan 26, '22 13:37 |
I'm DuBoeuf and this is The Star Examiner , a newspaper, which I hope will be released every day, or at least every few days.
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Gods... i guess there's is no hope for you to change. Just shut up already and good luck trying to stay alive here. |
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Reply by: Cleo at Jan 26, '22 17:15 | |
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Hi Cleo. Actually someone already killed him so he is already dead, assumingely for his disrespect in this piece he published right here at this news stand. Disrespect is generally not looked upon too kindly here in our streets, and can often times (depending on how severe) seal your fate with a brand new pair of cement shoes, much like it did to Mr. DuBoeuf here. |
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Reply by: Mansplaining at Jan 26, '22 17:43 | |
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That is not entirely true. His grandfather, "Mr_Keating" disrespected lots of people for months and nobody did nothing about it. People even homed and stood up for him. And yes, I saw he was killed, but his kin always return... to keep pestering people. So I just said "shut up" to all his kin (to come) (hope not). Thanks for "explaining", I guess you own up to your name, heh. |
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Reply by: Cleo at Jan 26, '22 18:00 | |
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Always interested in what the latest snoozepaper has to say, Mickey picked up a copy from the gutter from where it belonged and took a read. "In other news, cock goblin's family member found gunned down outside his "cottage" for the 15th time this month." Now that was some headline thought Mickey as he flicked through the travesty of a publication. He was frankly amazed that any Publisher had bothered to print this Comic book, The Cryptkeeper and Gyro Gearloose wouldn't be quaking in their boots at the competition. If only there were a publication like The Coconut Chronicle, The Fat People News Chronicle, The Rusty Star-Examiner or The New York Times. Dropping the rag back where he found it, Mickey chuckled to himself, 'Ground Beef', that truly was funny Dagda, and he made a mental note to tell the man himself. |
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Reply by: Lincoln_Lawyer at Jan 26, '22 18:01 | |
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My lineage owned all of the following except the FPC: The Coconut Chronicle, The Fat People News Chronicle, The Rusty Star-Examiner | |
Reply by: Martyr at Jan 26, '22 20:05 | |
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mansplaining "Thanks for "explaining", I guess you own up to your name, heh." That beatdown by Cleo surpasses any type of toughness, even that of the CL I'm so scared of I've dubbed "Mr Spoon" I might as well announce the disbandment of the KLF. Considering launching another group called 2 Unlimited. |
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Reply by: Martyr at Jan 26, '22 20:06 | |
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Are you sure about that Martyr? Something tells me you may be talking out of your sizable ass. I was just reading a few issues of all these publications, and I never once saw any of your ancestors names on the mastheads. |
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Reply by: Lincoln_Lawyer at Jan 26, '22 20:35 | ||
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My physical condition is similar to my psychological one: sharp, agile, all protein. Like all famous media moguls, I kept my involvement quiet. But why do you think the Chronicle ran so many stories that were favourable about the Soviet State? |
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Reply by: Martyr at Jan 26, '22 20:37 | |
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Ugh, dont you get tired of being put down like a dog every single day? Also, I beg you to stop saying my name or I will probably have to change it, since everything that comes out of your mouth is no better than a big stinky cat turd. It will taint my name. Cleo spits on the ground. Is it so hard for you to try to be here in peace, like a normal human being? Not bringing Lincoln, stupid writing competitions and your shenanigans up, all the time? For crying out loud, you are like a broken record. YOU'RE BORING. |
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Reply by: Cleo at Jan 26, '22 20:54 | |
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The KLF killed Dagda. You're welcome. |
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Reply by: Martyr at Jan 26, '22 23:13 | |
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"Dubious claim, at best!" Bacon thought to himself as he learned of the circulating rumors spreading like wildfire through the streets. Such outlandish statements were bound to happen at some point. "I think this 'claim' lacks a degree of credibility at face value. Undeniable proof should be provided to verify and substantiate the allegation," he mumbled to himself like a poor piggy. One must assume that his thinking was that of the potential for dissemination of misinformation on the streets. Who knows the truth these days. |
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Reply by: Bacon at Jan 27, '22 02:29 | |
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Honesty stumbled upon a paper boy handing out newspapers on a moldy wooden crate. Honesty was in a drunken stupor from binge drinking maple syrup all night. *Hiccup* "Speaking of human waste, I think I may have some in my pants right now." *Hiccup* "It'll always be hard living to such comedic genius that we know as Kuku. He not only managed to make his name a living joke, but his whole lineage is a damn comedic spectacle." *Hiccup* "Listen to me, paper boy. Get out while you can. Run. As fast as you can. Try to escape the brittle lineage that is Kuku's. IT'S NOT TOO" *Hiccup* "LATE!" Honesty groggily got on his feet and zigzagged his way back to his HQ, where he can go clean himself up. |
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Reply by: Honesty- at Jan 27, '22 15:03 | |
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Honesty- I think the writer of this newspaper set out to make you look ridiculous. You have beaten him at his own game, and fulfilled and surpassed his ambitions. |
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Reply by: Martyr at Jan 27, '22 15:15 | |
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I aim to please, Martyr. I've been making myself look ridiculous since my birth. I've quite mastered the art. I think it's why Kuku and his people love me. I inspire their material. Of course, they have long ways to go, but hey, you wouldn't be able to reach the peak of Mount Everest if you didn't first have to walk the long road, right? |
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Reply by: Honesty- at Jan 27, '22 15:35 | |
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Interested people want to know the nuts and bolts of what happened between your ancestor and CommissarKuku. Tell us? |
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Reply by: Martyr at Jan 27, '22 15:44 | |
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My ancestor called CommissarKuku out on his bullshit and he ran to Grin with his tail between his legs because the self-proclaimed "leader of the streets" managed to lose his words when confronting my ancestor. |
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Reply by: Honesty- at Jan 27, '22 17:14 | |
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Please, quote the exact exchange. I've heard it's something pretty neat |
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Reply by: Martyr at Jan 27, '22 18:21 | |
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You can find it by yourself. I'm not wasting my time for you. It's in the archives of the street announcements and writings. |
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Reply by: Honesty- at Jan 27, '22 18:25 | |
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It isn't there. Because it never happened. | |
Reply by: Martyr at Jan 27, '22 18:44 | |
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