Poorly explain what you do for a living and see if people can guess the right profession(you don't really have to guess in this thread in order to post your own) I will use myself as an example. I sit in front of a computer monitor, keyboard and mouse. I look at other people's money digitally on said computer monitor while making little of my own (in comparison most of the time).

I watch trucks carrying bigass pipes move around all day and play a dangerous game of Tetris trying to arrange them a certain way.

I get little and big things from shelves and give them to people for money, I take little and big things out of boxes and put them ON shelves, I count those big and little things, I type the numbers of those big and little things into a computer program when a tech needs one or multiple of them, I answer ringing devices, etc. 

I sit in front of a computer screen most days, sometimes I talk to people in meetings that could have been emails. I look at text other people have written and write my own text, then it gets rewritten by someone else who pays my company money for me to write the text. Sometimes it's numbers instead of text. Other times, I get to leave the computer behind, put on highly visible clothes and judge people and places, then come back to the computer and write text to tell them of my judgements.

I make something everyone can consume over a pipe under the sea. My work also involves me looking at boxes of colored lights all the time.

Pay now!

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This I do.

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A lot of men who make at least 15k more than me annually will call me into a teams meeting to watch me add 2 V-lookups to a spreadsheet whilst commenting on how I'm a brilliant wizard and people like me are the reason they got through college. 

Also there are a lot of frozen meat products. 

I talk to people who are in situations that may not be good for them and try to get them to do better. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t. Also, I remind them about boundaries, a lot. 
 

second job: 

I listen to people complain all day about needing medicine & food & water, they also make a lot of demands if I don’t give them said medicine, food, and water. Often, I have to make judgements on who is drug seeking & who is in actual pain. Also, the pay is shit if you’re local, but if you travel ten minutes down the road it increases drastically. Also, I occasionally change a diaper.

I peel stuff, I chop stuff, Sometimes I put stuff in hot things and sometimes I put stuff in hot liquids 

And then at the end I shove it all on a plate and hope for the best 

I have two jobs, for the first, i tell people the right way to do things and why, then when they send me their work i tell them where and why they are wrong.

For my other job, i grab stuff from one place, go down the road and put it in another place, so people can buy it

i bring people where they want to go for a cut of the fee they pay using a software application they download to their phone.  the people are usually dunk as hell and in my opinion they are smart.  remember friend's pay for drunk friend's uber.

You need my service to enter or exit.

All the meaning is described in one word: TEAMWORK.

A computer, documents and speed are my tools.

All start and finish at the working area, no homework taken.

I lay long wiggle pipe all day long, also play in other peoples shit from time to time. 

I like the idea of this

I get paid vast sums of money to go into businesses and tell them what they should already know.

Consultancy ftw.