Camas were never known about their ears as rabbits or hare were, for example. Rama knew, so he assumed he misheard people actually promoting the blasphemious act of polluting pizza with pineapples. He stepped forward and asked

Dear PlagueGuy, I was wondering if you could send me the list of pineappliers, so I can hitlist each and every one of them.. I know it will not cause the needed effect, as just likr Tilda's, there will be funding to buy the hits off, but we, the normal people creatures, must draw a line in the sand right here!

As he spoke his words, he wondered if these pineapplists would like sand in their rissotto as well. It seemed likely..

PlagueGuy rubs his hands together.

"Sorry, bub, but I will gladly oppress pineapple to the fullest extent my laziness will allow me to. Pineapple shall never earn the right to go onto pizza. Beverages? Heck yeah. Other foods? Sometimes. Terrah provides a wonderful point."

He slams his fist down on the ballot-box.

"But I will be DAMNED if I ever have to allow this...wretched fruit to earn a home on pizza. Never in a million years...unless the people vote otherwise. By the looks of it though, we're on track to banish pineapple from ever existing on pizza again. Our correct opinion WILL be enforced, and it will be enforced TOGETHER! Pineapple pizza isn't even trustworthy...you think Hawaiian pizza is actually Hawaiian? You poor fool, a Canuck from GREECE is the one to invent it!"

"My sources are 100% accurate and factual. I have read at least half of a book before, I know my facts!"

Rama_the_Cama

"Should the pineapplers lose, as they are clearly destined to do so, their failed effort shall be posted publicly to forever be mocked until the rest of time. That is where you may receive your source on who is and who isn't a pro-pineappler."

He eyed the crowd eyeing him back.

"Uhhh, adding on to that, I am not responsible for the actions of others within the crowd and only those of my own. All fights shall not be attributed to me and only to those who partake in them. My opinion is correct only as judged by the final tally. No, I have not beaten anyone with a pineapple yet, but that Dr_KennethNoisewater guy looks rather tempting. And, of course, any YEA voters. Do not steal my pineapple club and beat me with it, I definitely do not honk like a clown nose each time I get battered."

Eren rises from underneath the sand on a beach like the Undertaker. With the sand still falling from his head, he shouted, "YEA BITCH YEA. PINEAPPLE ALL DAY ON GANG. PINEAPPLE CREW ROLLS OUT." 

Eren made the signature Autobot's sound before literally rolling off into the nearby waters, never to be seen again. 

West had just been sitting on some stairs out front of one of the buildings, listening and watching all this what the fuckery that is going on. He had known this was gonna get a bit out of control but this is some crazy shit. Laughing to himself as he waits to see this Pineapple gang war play out he is feeling kind of excited. The joy he feels as he see's one guy calling others "pizza facists' all the while starting his on group which certainly will devolve and help create a rift between the two sides. All the way until it ends in a pineapple filled melee most likely ending with multiple pineapples stuck in peoples booty holes, leafs first. Hoping to just enjoy the show West looks over and sees Eren crawling out of some bags of cat litter he had dumped on himself moments ago. 

"What the actual fuck is he up to?" West says to himself as he watches Eren stand up slowly and then started yelling at who fucking knows. Wests listen closer and laughs to himself. "Wow, he is a very special guy very very special. They make safe places for him to live in peace. I'll talk to his mom when i see her late." West writes a note in a little book so he doesn't forget. Eren makes some weird noise and then starts doing some horrible formed tumbles down the street in some water that someone just emptied. Lighting a cigarette, cause West is gonna enjoy watching all of this play out.

Vladimir continued to hear the uproar coming from the streets as the fighting went on. The debate over the delicious sweet nectar of pineapple belonging on a pizza... what an argument to hear. He had a warm slice of pizza in his hand and in the other, a box with more. The pizza, you know it, ham and pineapple. He attempted to give a couple slices out to the ignorant naysayers. To the few that decided to take the lavish gift from him, they left satisfied. His use of the real stuff as propaganda was going to be success whether people liked it or not. He knew he could sway other comrades.

"Hey comrade Dr_KennethNoisewater, I'd like to join the Big Pineapple Pizza club. Are there any other requirements to join? Let me know and I'm sure I can provide whatever you may need."

Vlad passed out his final two slices of pie as the debate continued to get heated.  

We're happy to have you Vladimir. As long as you support the pineapple agenda and fight for it's rights to go on and make pizza delicious you're a welcomed member of the Big PP club. 

We can't let these NAYSAYERS push their saltiness on us anymore! The Big PP club will also be accepting donations to combat Rama_the_Cama's attempts to silence pineapplers (pineapplites?). Our justice will be swift and tangy. 

walking up to the heated discussion forming on the streets Swiggity listened closely before thoughtfully adding his two cents in. 




"anyone who adds pineapple to pizza not only has incredibly poor taste but also should have their sanity checked. Pineapple is an incredibly delicious treat to finish off a dinner, however, we do not pair it with bread and cheese, nobody eats a pineapple and cheese sandwich, or fettuccini alfredo with pineapple.

We need to send pineapple pizza back to the trash country pizza that created it, canada, and any of the mentally defective miscreants that want it can go too. " 

Hazel sat on a small bench alongside the street, watching the shitshow unfold in front of her. Her eyes darted between those yelling about whether or not pineapple was an acceptable pizza topping. Pineapple? Who in their right mind would want that on top of melted cheese and tomato sauce? Yuck. 

She rolled her cig between her lips for a few more moments before finally flicking the cherry out. She had to put her say in. Sending the butt flying into the gutter, she stood and made her way to the ballot box. She grabbed a card and chucked it into the opening. It read : 

NAY

She glanced around with a disgusted look on her face. "Pineapple, albeit may be delicious.." She shook her head as a shudder rolled through her at the thought, "It sure as fuck does NOT belong on pizza."

Without another word, she shook off the heinous idea of fruit as pizza toppings and walked her way off of this delusional street. 

PlagueGuy laughed at the futile attempts the pro-pineapplers were making to try and save their sacred topping. Despite all the evidence, despite the clear majority against them, despite the logic of simply not mixing spiciness and cheese with a tart-based fruit, they maintained their status and even tried to band together to oppose the anti-pineapplers.

"You think any of you have a chance? For every person you bring out here those that know the TRUTH bring three more. Those that have refined and exquisite tastes know that you are never to mix tart with spicy, creamy, greasy substances. You're ruining an otherwise amazing combination."

"These are the types of people who snack on immature plums and don't recoil at the tartness. These are the types of people who've had their taste buds seared off by sourness, and the only way to mimic is with absurd amounts of tartness. These are the types of people who order cold broccoli with their burgers, or drink iced tea with their cereal, or..."

PlagueGuy shudders at the thought.

"Peanut butter and pickles."

"These people are clearly cursed with a horrible flaw in their brains, one that causes them to avert logic only when food is brought up. And for the worse, too. Once we secure the majority vote we'll make sure we can work to purify these lost souls. Bring them back to normal pizza combinations, simple combinations, tasty combinations. There's nothing wrong about plain cheese, although a bit boring. However, one should never add pineapple to it, because that's turning something boring and edible into something revolting and unpalatable."

"VOTE NAY NOW AND BRING GOOD TASTES BACK INTO THE GLOBAL SPECTRUM!"

Rama nodded as PlagueGuy used the right words for the right reasons. It had been a costly affair for the wooly cama, who never could have imagined such disgrace to ever, en masse, surface on the Streets. He had always thought pineapplytis was a mental illness, but now he noticed rather sane and ambitious people speaking word IN FAVOUR of it.

He shook his head and unwillingly, his woolly ass shook along.

PlagueGuy.. I really appreciate you taking all responsibility to where this topic is leading to.

The answer is that.... It isn't pizza if there's pineapple on it. It's a baked item. If there was pineapple on the fake "pizza," it would be better if there was also ham. Pizza does not have fruit on it, other than tomatoes. 

Ideal pizza, is just the basics, not even with meat, but if you're getting thick crust trash, I guess it doesn't matter what you're putting on it. 

Azor_Blade was walking around looking for pockets to pick. Suddenly he notices people gathered shouting at each other.

"What's happening? A new war coming up?"

In an attempt to gather some info he gets close only to realize they are debating about pizzas and pineapples. He knows where he stands so before he walks away he shouts:

NAY!

Enzo agreed with Vladimir and looked over to @Dr_KennethNoisewater smiling and said, "I'd like to join as well sir." 

Dick heard the arguments happening above him he was sure he gave that crazy doctor the slip as a flicked cigarette landed in his hat. Dick shrugged he was on a mission here, as he turned to the ladder and began climbing the voices of the crowd getting louder as he climb. As he got to the top he started moving the Manhole cover as the vices turned quiet likely curious as to what was going on below them. a few seconds later a head popped out of the sewer with a lit cigarette still burning in his hat. DickBrewer quickly brushed himself off a banana peel and of all the other trash stuck to his suit as he looked around and ran to the soap box to talk again.

"Listen guys i dont have much time here before that insane doctor comes back" he paused still looking around making sure everything was clear and he resumed talking " I cant believe how many blasphemers we have here who are all too willing to desecrate such a sacred culinary delight. I can accept fish in a taco, or even blueberries in a flapjack, but pineapple on pizza??---"

He heard a familiar voice off in the distance now carrying a tranquilizer gun Dick turned to Rama the Cama reached into his jacket pulling out an envelope and tossed it to him and simply said "Let the pineapple crusade begin!" then booked it as a dart flew by his Face as he turned the corner, he was gone.

Visionary I know a dirty joke about pineapple rings.  Terrah paused as she  stifled a laugh at the thought of the joke. Yet another reason pineapple does not belong on pizza. If you knew where these rings had been you would not be supporting the atrocity that is pineapple on pizza.

The ballot-box had quickly filled up. So did the crowd, of which became increasingly agitated as arguments and debates flooded the street. Still, an accurate representation of the discussion at hand was beginning to form.

As the pro-pineapplers faced off against the anti-pineapplers, a sense of fear and doubt began to fester amongst the pineapple lovers. Even while adding more votes in their favor, the anti-pineapplers had ramped up their own participation, as well as contribution. The votes the pineapplers had been met with two to three more against them, shrinking their already established minority further and further.

With the deadline rapidly approaching, could the pineapplers rally enough outside support and hold off the anti-pineapplers? Even if they might, certain anti-pineapplers had already resorted to scare tactics and public targeting, as their lives were even put at stake for a few minutes with a public bounty for their heads. This and other persecutions would surely possibly await them in the event of defeat, something absolutely none of them would want to accept with open arms, right?

Although it remained early in the whole ordeal, certainly too early to call the vote in favor of either side, a brash warning had been given, and things were rapidly falling out of favor for the pro-pineapplers. Despite their league of the Big Pineapple Pizza club, desperately fishing for donations as to combat the forthcoming cash prices on their heads and receiving some otherwise early support, they simply remained outnumbered.

Still, with eleven days left to rally more supporters, anything could change! But the same could be said for the anti-pineapplers, who remain ever-vigilant and destined to maintain their well-established lead over the rebel pineapplers...

...at any cost.

THE CURRENT UPDATED VOTE TALLY IS AS FOLLOWS

Margin of Error: 1.5 Votes

YEAS: 8

NAYS: 14

Heston stands atop the soap box 

"Mushrooms being brought into a meat and fruit debate? Hell Mushrooms BELONG on a pizza, Pineapple does not young person I would even take anchovies and artichokes on a pizza over pineapple !!!"

Heston stands aside and waits for more Nay Sayers