Wheeler appears, fresh from communing with the gods and wrapped in holy, righteous fury. Ready to smite the heathens who would defile the most sacred pizza.

"It is known that he who puts pineapple on Pizza shall surely have no place in the kingdom of Wheeler! I say NAY! In fact I would go one further and propose we take up a holy war on the devil fruit! We shall smite the prickly yellow bastards where ever we might find them! We shall exterminate them into extinction.

No longer shall the faithful be subject to the abject horror of pineapples!"

Puzzled begins to wonder if PlagueGuy was paid off to deny the fact the pineapple is actually delicious on a pizza. Reading through the comments he begins to believe that maybe they haven’t tried such pizza and just believe it should of never been placed in the oven.

The sweet juice that flows through the crust beneath the melted cheese. The barbecue sauce almost feels like waves as your tastebuds begins to surf new dimensions. Can”t forget the ham that is diced to perfection and cooked just right. With every bite you feel closer to a island of paradise. 
 

Do I believe that pineapple belong on a pizza is the question being asked. Puzzled thinks to himself and comes up with the juiciest answer.

Absolutely not. I do not believe pineapple belongs on a pizza. I believe that pineapple deserves its own pizza away from all the other common toppings. I love me some meat lovers, but that comes with heart burn and other health issues. I could go veggie, but why you eating pizza if you want to be healthy? We got pepperoni, we got sausage and we got cheese. Those three on the most common and boring pizzas known this to world. Society has taught people to avoid pineapple on pizza at all cost and blindly you followed. 
 

Now is the time to fight back and order yourself a pineapple pizza and be the judge yourself.

Puzzled steps away from the crowd wishing he himself had some pineapple pizza in the palm of his hands.

Puzzled walks back waiting for PlagueGuy response with of bowl of vanilla ice cream topped with pineapple.

I guess this will have to please my tastebuds for now.

No pineapple on a pizza??? Pffffttt.. 

You ever actually look at the pineapple you're eating? I don't know about you, but cooking raw pineapple in an oven evaporates all the juice inside...and makes it weird and crunchy. I hope you aren't confusing pineapple juice with pizza grease, Puzzled...

If there actually is juice somehow still in their, either whoever is giving you said pizza sucks at cooking pizza long enough, or just popped raw pineapple on your slice. I don't want cold pineapple on my hot pizza, thank you very much. You're mixing unnatural sweetness with my salty or spicy-based toppings, and I don't want that.

Pineapple itself? Not a personal favorite of mine. It's fine in piña coladas and a couple of other things...but not on its own. You're getting into dangerous territory mixing these things together...soon you might think putting kiwi or banana or ice cream on your pizza is a good idea. It ain't.

How DARE you call the foundation of simple pizzas "boring"? Sausage, pepperoni, and obviously cheese, since that's a literal required staple, are all great by themselves, especially when mixed with others. You can't call a decent pizza "boring" when it tastes perfectly fine by itself. Why bother changing something or spicing it up with more toppings that might leave you a little less satisfied than what you had before? If it ain't broke, don't try to fix it. I'm all for new toppings and trying things out...but calling pizza boring because some people like simple styles is rather selfish of you, not that I should expect anything less from a pineapple whore. I see you salivating every time pineapple comes into the spectrum. Someone might need to smack some sense into you, and maybe YOU need to branch out yourself.

Probably the type of guy who wants pineapple pizza as a literal hunk of pineapple. Slice open a fruit and cut out a triangle and boom, pineapple pizza. No, that's just pineapple in a pizza shape.

Society blindly follows anything...but the debate on pineapple pizza is rather evenly split. All I'm doing is proving a point and the inferiority of pineapple on pizza. Don't try to wiggle through and put yourself on the fence here for a debate as important as this one...I'm taking your YEA vote and shoving it in the box for you.

I hope you enjoy your pineapple ice cream...you hypocritical goonie. JUST vanilla and pineapple? No sauces or sprinkles or peanuts? That's a debate for another time...but here's hoping you see your lack of variety within your own two little grimy hands!

Puzzled laughed for a brief moment.
 

The amount of time it took for you to come up with your response is pathetic. We’re you considering pineapple pizza or we’re you stumped in a way of a person as yourself who only eats basic pizza. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy a pepperoni pizza every once in awhile, but it’s definitely not my go to. Saying I want a cheese pizza is saying I want the most basic pie on the menu. Is there anything wrong with that? Well you damn right there is, stay home and make a grill cheese dipped in marinara sauce.

If there actually is juice somehow still in their, either whoever is giving you said pizza sucks at cooking pizza long enough, or just popped raw pineapple on your slice.

Placement of all toppings must be precise. Not once have I ever had dried up pineapple on my pizza or as you put it “crunchy and weird”. The assumption of how such pineapple pizza would turn out only has me to believe one thing. Does your pizza place even know the basics of preparing a pizza? Maybe you never had a good pineapple pizza because the person who made your pizza thinks with the same mindset that pineapple don’t belong.

Rolls eyes and continues rant.

Well let me tell you this PlagueGuy, pineapple pizza not going no where. It has been imprinted on menus across the world because enough people care to not be basic. Using the word boring in my previous post may have been the wrong word so I retract that. Basic will be used from here on out.

Probably the type of guy who wants pineapple pizza as a literal hunk of pineapple. Slice open a fruit and cut out a triangle and boom, pineapple pizza. No, that's just pineapple in a pizza shape.

Pineapple is actually healthy for you in many ways. Can we say the rest about some of those pizzas that started the foundation you speak of. Definitely not and I’m not trying to be hypocritical regarding my veggie pizza either. I don’t mind branching out and trying something other than “BASIC PIZZA” pppfffttt. That is of course once you do the same…

Looks at empty bowl which use to have a delicious scenery of vanilla and pineapple toppings.

Bet you can’t add basic cheese, basic pepperoni or basic sausage to ice cream and call it a treat…

Constipated enters the streets again to clarify his previous thoughts. He did not like any confusion in his life. To make certain he was clear, he entertained the thoughts of the cock ring and a big fat NAY on pineapple on pizza.   

Putting pineapple on pizza in his mind was equivalent to putting peaches and apples on pizza. 

Having been sitting and enjoying the debate that has been going on. He knew from a start this would be a debate of massive importance. However, I guess it's not much of a debate as showing those who think fruit on pizza is good idea that they are wrong. 

"You know what the closest thing I would ever agree on pineapple being on pizz is? A fucking pie, like some apple pies nice and warm just ignore the hole in the middle that was to test that the temperature was just right." laughing as West always amuses himself even if no one else finds him funny. Wondering when someone would make the one point of argument or possibly him having just overlooked it and was not paying attention. West is firm on his stance that pineapple belongs in pies, chopped up pieces, and even in the bedroom are acceptable. He will never accept it belongs on pizza. But, West is bored so he will point this out for a little fun.

"Well, using the argument of fruit not being on pizza is kinda dumb since I thought tomatoes were included as a fruit. We just decided to place them in both categories of fruits and vegetables. So technically pizza has a fruit based sauce." says happy with himself hoping it keeps this entertaining debate going. 

Finding a plain white t-shrit he writes on it "Pineapples are only for foreplay" 

Listening into Westmoreland he agree partially with what is being said.

You make a good point that one of the most needed ingredients is definitely a fruit. How can the world be so blind with having tomatoes on a pizza, but yet see pineapple as a wrong direction. That seems a tad bit biased to me when you think about it.
 

Also, mentioning of a apple pie has me not only wanting one, but leads me to another argument. Blueberry, cherry, peach pies and so many more that are known to have fruit in them. Name one pie that has such basic ingredients that the world has come to love? 
 

As Puzzled waits for a response he takes a sip of some pineapple juice. 
 

Speaking of pies though, you know what else is called a pie? Pizza…… yes pizza is actually called a pie as well so does this mean such topping belong? This debate is really person preference and there’s people out there that don’t even use tomato sauce on a pizza. Should their vote even be part of this consideration of does pineapple belong or not? What about the people who just follow others without trying for themselves? 
 

Looks at all the people who decided that pineapple topping was a disgrace to the pizza world and just wonders. Wonders if they have ever even tried it before. Wonder if the idea of such topping was all it took to pass up on it.

I ask that the ones who are against it that has never tried it before to retract your vote and stand at a mutual standpoint. In order to know for sure you must try and at that time your vote will be more valid. 
 

With the response time @PlaygueGuy has I’m sure many people across the world has ordered pineapple pizza, but yet he is so blind. Maybe I should invest in a pizzeria business in Las Vegas with the blessing of Circle-Of-Fire. 
 

Butting into the conversation Sammy decided to give his pointless thoughts on the matter.

"I do not think the answer is as simple as yes or no. Personally, I think the kind of pizza needs to be addressed here. Have you ever had a dessert pizza or a fruit pizza? I have had both types of the aforementioned pizza where pineapple does in fact belong."

Taking a dramatic pause as his lawyer usually did in court...

"However! I do believe that pizza in it's Americanized form of pepperoni and sausage smothered in 'pizza' sauce does NOT deserve to be defiled by pineapple. Taking this stance I initially wanted to side in favor of nay, but I do believe that we as members of this little thing of ours must protect dessert and fruit pizzas from falling victim to this anti-pineapple rhetoric that is being spewed here."

"So that being said, for the sanctity of this great world of ours I must vote YAY on this topic."

While Puzzled ranted off something about tomatoes being a fruit and pizzas being a pie, somehow meaning that the two can collude with each other, PlagueGuy simply shook his head. He had to hold in his laughter when Puzzled mentioned he was "blind", even though he was enjoying a nice conversation with the cracks in the sidewalk as he mumbled over and over. He figured he'd retort his retorts anyway, not having much else to do otherwise than count out the grime-covered YEA votes and neatly handled YEA votes.

"Tomatoes are fruits. You're not wrong there. But are they used as a fruit? That's where the kicker comes in. Tomatoes are fruits from a botanical perspective. From the correct perspective, culinary of course, they are used, seen, and operated as a vegetable. According to our otherwise very manipulative U.S. government, tomatoes are vegetables. Doesn't matter where they come from. They're vegetables, and they're to be used as vegetables, NOT fruit."

"Are pizzas pies? Sure. But your point about fruit on pies is rather misleading itself, since nobody in their right mind would eat a tomato pie. Gross. Blueberry? Banana cream? Hell yes. But tomato pie, simply because tomatoes are "fruits"? You're insane. This comes back into their usage on pizza."

"No pizza in the history of ever has had fruit on it, other than tomatoes, which aren't even used as a fruit purpose. Would you want to eat a kiwi or peach or apple pizza? OF COURSE NOT, you absolute madman. Suddenly assuming that because some people consider pineapple "acceptable" combined with tomatoes being "fruit" to say that fruit is a staple of pizza, nuh uh. Not happening."

"I hate to spoil the news to you, but pineapple is an outlier topping. No other fruits go on pizza because THEY DON'T WORK WITH IT, and pineapple is no exception."

PlagueGuy looks over to see SammySoul drop in his yea vote...which came rather disappointing.

"Sammy, the anti-pineapple rhetoric itself is justified. I've said it before; I don't mind pineapple on other things. I DO mind it on pizza. I think the other matter here though is that you are right. Dessert pizzas/fruit pizzas are a whole different topic...and anything goes for those, really. But would they actually be classified as a "pizza" though? The pizza I think most people are comfortable with is your Italian triangle bread topped with sauce, cheese, and whatever toppings you want (not pineapple of course). Dessert pizzas can be anything. This triangle shaped brownie with some whipped cream could be considered a dessert pizza, but it certainly isn't really "pizza", if you get what I'm saying."

"Generally speaking, I find myself uninvolved in these street debates. I'm usually a very neutral source due to clear biases in the way one thinks so I leave myself out of these conversations. After spending hours listening to everyone talk about this extremely sensitive topic it has come to my utmost conclusion that... "

Giorgio stopped his train of thought and looked around. He had already heard of people going up on the cleaners for disagreement and had heard some people privately and publicly attacking others for their opinion. Giorgio would soldier through the storm and pick a side. He had a very clear opinion about it, but he needed to convey it correctly.

"I think anyone should be able to enjoy anything they want, truly. Gambling? Alcohol? Women? Sure, whatever is your vice. Go for it. These pleasures and addictions in life are common and everyone has one at some point in their life.. People want vices like those.. NEED vices like those. If not, how would a common man survive such a boring and horrid world? You know what people wouldn't want though?" 

Giorgio said rather inquisitively towards the handful of people still standing around. He was preparing his curveball the entire time.

"PINEAPPLE PIZZA. Who the fuck would want to desecrate a perfectly fine pizza with disgusting pineapple? It's not only wrong morally, but it's objectively wrong. I feel bad for the people who like it, because it's not your fault, and I will pray for you. Our local Orthodox Catholic church can hold a ceremony cleansing you with holy water and fire to cure you out of it"

Giorgio holds up a large banner that he had made prior to joining the conversation with the cross going through a pineapple and it reading below it:

NAY

With just under a week to go, tensions remained high as the debate continued to run in full force. Mounted attempts by the pro-pineapplers continued to appear repeatedly, but all were quickly equalized with a handy dandy anti-pineappler. Things were starting to come to a close, and as the days continued to go by, pressure began to mount on the pro-pineapplers to hurry up with some support, or face the wrath, judgement, and consequence of failure.

Granted, anything could change in a week; a large group of people could join the spectrum, damning evidence could cause people to retract and change their votes, or things could start getting a little too serious. The kicker is that this can apply for either side, and might save or shatter what hope one side may have, or have left.

"Face it, folks. Pineapple is simply not acceptable on pizza, its heritage, flavors, and, of course, its purpose. We aren't messing around with pineapple as a general food, pineapple on dessert pizzas (which aren't even pizzas by definition to begin with), or its comparison with other types of pizzas, toppings, or mixes."

"Every counter I've seen in support of pineapple has either been limited to specific pizzas, misjudgement of pineapple itself, selective bias towards pineapple while retracting from other toppings and pizza types, or "haha you dumb and take too long, listen to ME instead!". There will be NO justice or mercy granted to pineapple once the yea-sayers are slammed with the reality of their inferior opinion and reasoning. Pineapple will survive, but on pizza, it will decay. It's acceptability will vanish, its popularity will collapse, and it will fade from existence."

"Keep in mind that we should not martyr those who still support pineapple; you are allowed to have an opinion in this world, and you are certainly allowed to have a wrong one. Nobody can stop you; only inform you. That's up to you to make the choice to set aside your pineapple and order up something new. Maybe some olives, onions, pepperoni, and extra cheese might do you well. Perhaps some simple sausage and cheese is appeasable on a Saturday night. Salt lovers might take on the anchovy trope and chow down on some fish, whatever suits your fancy..."

PlagueGuy smirked.

"...but not pineapple. Definitely not pineapple."

Olives are a fruit and belong - pineapple no. As is tomato which is the base on pizza so you can't really say no other fruits...I am grateful some people are speaking in the streets can't quite believe it's come to this can of street chat though. A sign of the times. 

Still sitting and listening after giving the wrong side some points to stand on and use in their argument about why trash ass pineapple belongs on pizza. West feels a proud of himself. One thing he enjoys is a good debate and is willing to throw out ideas and play devils advocate if you will. More so is he is just a fucked up person and has been enjoying the show even though he knew the only outcome woud be the majority choosing the correct answer of pineapple does NOT belong on pizza. Talking to himself he mutters,

"Wait, is there even such a thing as a pineapple pie?" losing himself deep in thought he searches the vast knowledge that is contained in his below average level of intelligence."There has to be a type of pineapple pie. You know what type of pie shouldn't exist pizza pie with fucking pineapple though." West says while still focused on trying to remember if had ever ate pineapple pie. He had a dish called pineapple stuffing which was fucking delicious but, a pineapple pie isn't something he had ever tried. Losing himself deeper in thought on this subject cause this is now an important subject that he will ponder on for hours because that's what stupid people like West decide are the issues worth putting thought into.

With under four days to go until the final results were announced, the tension had begun to ramp up tenfold. Previously dodgy opinions or non-votes had been solidified towards either side, and insults had begun to fly left and right. With a new direction for the reasoning for or against pineapple, the next voting tally update was underway.

Unfortunately, for some members who were among the crowd of debaters, they found themselves in the middle of some situational trouble involving a rogue, and were murdered in cold blood. Thankfully, those who died will have their votes retained, and those who didn't vote, well, their lineage would have to come out and finish their opinion. They may not vote twice, however...as long as PlagueGuy could somewhat verify it.

"Time is running out, folks! I suggest those who have been watching from the sidelines, no matter how nice and cozy they may feel, wiggle themselves through the crowd, state your much desired opinion, and deposit your vote. The opinions and insults will continue to fly, but being this is a matter of utmost and major importance, they are to be desired, expected, and, of course, challenged."

"This is the final update for the total number of cast votes that will be presented, until the overall event ends on the 27th at 00:00. I suggest those who want to change their vote, if they so desire, do so now. Those who are keeping their vote, I suggest to rally more towards your side. I am mostly looking at the pro-pineapplers here...since they have still failed to gain definitive ground or even challenge the overall lead."

"This is the final stretch until the results are announced. If something doesn't happen soon, the pro-pineapplers will suffer an unprecedented defeat on the global scale, and the anti-pineapplers will reign victorious. It is up to them to change their fate, though I will give them a nod of approval for managing to rack up over 10 votes. Not that it should matter in the end...heh heh."

PlagueGuy looked at the crowd once more.

"Good luck."

THE CURRENT UPDATED VOTE TALLY IS AS FOLLOWS

THERE IS EXACTLY 3 DAYS, 20 HOURS, 16 MINUTES, AND 30 SECONDS REMAINING TO VOTE.

Margin of Error: 0 Votes

YEAS: 11

NAYS: 18

Vladimir knew the vote was coming to an end shortly. He listened to many comrades make their pledges for the delicious fruit to belong on pizza, but it seemed that more didn't care for it. The ignorant comrades out there were spewing terrible information. It was Fake News. Fake News about pineapple not belonging on pizza. Who would've thought this single uncontroversial topic would be the victor of Fake News? Vladimir was shocked to say the least. 

"Comrades... are we really at each other's throats over this scandal? Everyone knows that PINEAPPLE belongs on a pie. The rhetoric in this is just too much. It's complete bullshit. Pineapple belongs on pizza. More votes will be incoming from true comrades. You have my word."

Vlad snapped his fingers and his comrades brought out numerous pizzas that had ham and pineapple on them. They opened their boxes in unison and stood their like famous figures as they awaited for the common comrade to take a slice and bathe in it's glory.

"Thats right comrades. My comrades here, are there for anyone to attempt the delicious fruit on a pizza. If you still have doubts about pineapple, I'll be around."

The smell of Vladimir's pizza finally wafted over to the crowd, which wound up having less-than-desired effects for the esteemed pineapple lover. The majority of the crowd simply turned their heads away as the vile aroma failed to draw their attention. Even some of those who voted in favor of pineapple refused to take up on Vladimir's slices. Perhaps there were other biases at play? Yet, some still wandered over and enjoyed their slices, seemingly content on the otherwise imminent defeat rapidly approaching them.

"Pineapple on pies is another topic, and pizzas aren't pies, so that whole matter is VOID in my righteous wording. Nonetheless, pineapple will go on pizza respectfully no more; the people have spoken. The deadline will be announced first; a recount and confirmation of the votes will be announced either, and the verdict will be given and judged at that time."

"Vladimir, I suggest you hurry along to find those votes. You need more than a handful of people to start making any progress against the inevitable...or you may respectfully concede defeat now and suffer less of the wrath of an incorrect opinion."

PlagueGuy pointed to the crowd.

"The choice is yours, friend-o. Step in with us. Revoke your love for pineapple, join the masses if you will. Or, you can stick back there with that...measly group of yours and suffer the same fate. The choice should be obvious, but I'll certainly commend you if the pineapple-loving parasite in your brain keeps hold of your judgement. Someone will have to work on ejecting said invader from your mind, and correcting your manipulated thoughts into something more...appeasable. Perhaps a simple sausage and pepperoni pizza...free of pineapple, of course. You'll learn to understand."

Darkening snuck out of the pizza shops back entrance. He kept close to the walls of the dark alley way not wanting to be seen by anyone. The smell from the restaurant made him hungry again despite the glorious feed he just had. Before he crossed the street, he opened the pizza box he carried and pulled out a slice of delicious meat only pizza covered in bbq sauce. He left the box on the ground while he reached into his inside jacket pocket and pulled out a golden chicken nugget. Still warm from being up against his body. He layered the nugget in the pizza slice and stuffed the tasty goodness in his mouth. He shivered with pleasure as all the flavours hit his mouth. As he swallowed the last bit, he picked up the box, looked both ways on the walkway ahead of him, adjusted his hood to cover most of his face then proceeded to walk forward. As he walked through the street, he noticed a crowd gathered. He stayed to the back but stretch out his neck to try and hear what was being said. He chuckled. It seemed there was a discussion going on about whether pineapple should be a topping on a pizza or not. He heard the different people say YEA or NAY and was impressed with some of their justification. He decided he wanted to vote on this topic so despite how uncomfortable crowds made him, he made his way forward. He quickly brushed off any potential nugget crumbs from his jacket as he tried to look professional. He heard some individuals say that even meat didn’t belong on a pizza. He held his pizza box close. Finally, he made it to the front of the crowd and turned to face them.

“Putting pineapple on a pizza is an absolutely disgusting act. Why on earth would anyone decide to put some fruit on a pizza or any kind of fruit or vegetable is beyond me. Especially when you could just heap on more meat on it. Think about the pepperoni that doesn’t make it to that crusty round bread because pineapple took its place. Think about the sausage, the mince beef, chicken, salami and yes even ham. I cannot ever have pineapple on a pizza.”

Darkening paused for dramatic effect.

“However, this is my own personal opinion which has been created from what satisfies my taste buds. If it were up to me and what I think, salad would never be on a menu or served as a side to a dish. Instead, more meat, ideally chicken nuggets, would replace them. But I cannot deny that there are individuals, crazy as they may be, who actually enjoy eating salad. And this is what some of you here are not understanding. The culinary arts are about creating dishes and even expanding on current ones to broaden one’s tastes. Every day, we have talented individuals in kitchens around the world trying to make the next best thing. But to do that, to be the next person who makes the next ‘pizza’ or ‘chicken nugget’ you can’t look at a dish and go, ‘oh this is how a pizza was first created and this is the only way it can be’. No! They look at every way they can improve or evolve a dish. If the question today was, ‘Is pineapple a topping acceptable for a traditional pizza?’ Then I would say no. But just look how pasta dishes have evolved to people even putting seafood in them…”

Darkening had to pause while he refrained himself from vomiting his most recent meal at the thought of a seafood pasta dish.

“But they are still pasta dishes. Broaden your mind individuals. As long as there are people who enjoy pineapple on pizza then it is an acceptable topping. The only way this can be a Nay vote is if every single one of us hated it. But as that is not the case then I cast my vote”

YEA

The clock on the hour struck quadruple zeroes and time had expired on the debate floor. The crowd began to simmer down as PlagueGuy took to the pedestal to speak, ringing a bell as he did so. He waited until all the chatter within the crowd ceased, ringing the bell once more to ensure complete silence.

"It has officially been two weeks since the start of this debate, and all votes that have been cast will be counted. The specific resolution in question: "Is pineapple a topping acceptable for pizza?" will now be judged accordingly. Votes will be tallied and double checked for confirmation, and official results will be announced here as well."

"Those who have participated in this debate, specifically towards those who cast a vote, will receive compensation of an equally divided share of the donated tips I have received on the first announcement, as a thanks for their participation, effort, and desire to debate for the common good. The victors will receive a specific mail, as well as a prize. Compensation and prizes will be awarded once all votes have been tallied and collected. Thank you all who have participated!"

The votes were tallied, and the announcement was to be made. Apparently, Enzo had been counted twice, but the otherwise then-missing vote was quickly filled by Darkening, who rushed in during the final hours to deposit his YEA vote before the bell chimed. PlagueGuy began to speak once more.

"The votes have been collected. A total of 29 votes were received and have been tallied on official counted ballots as well as verbally stated opinions. The verdict will now be given."

On this vote, to determine whether pineapple is a topping acceptable for pizza, the votes are as follows:

The YEAS are 11, submitted by the following:                                                                        The NAYS are 18, submitted by the following:

Mrs. TildaTrumbauer                                                                                                                                                        Mr. PlagueGuy

Mr. Dr_KennethNoisewater                                                                                                Mr. Rama_the_Cama (Mr. EduardoCojones)

Mr. Enzo                                                                                                                                                                          Mr. DickBrewer

Mr. Vladimir                                                                                                                                                                    Mr. Constipated

Mrs. Circle-of-Fire                                                                                                                                                      Mr. Westmoreland

Mr. Franklin                                                                                                                                                                             Mr. Oshae

Mr. Eren                                                                                                                                                                             Mr. NoahRugs

Mr. Sunset                                                                                                                                                                             Mrs. Selena

Mr. Puzzled                                                                                                                                                             Mr. JosephDiMambro

Mr. SammySoul                                                                                                                                                                     Mrs. Terrah

Mr. Darkening                                                                                                                                                        Mr. Swiggity_Swooty

Mrs. Hazel

Mrs/Mr. BigBadSpikeS

Mrs. Azor_Blade

Mr. Wheeler

Mr. Giorgio-Esposito

Mrs. Dolly_Parton

With a vote of 11-18, the resolution to confirm pineapple as an acceptable topping on pizza has failed.

Pineapple has officially been barred from the "toppings" list. It may still be ordered, and surely will, but doing so will result in shady looks, public humiliation, and shame.

With that, the debate came to a finish. The anti-pineapplers cheered and clapped loudly at their success, while the pro-pineapplers moped around or shrugged off at the loss. Some simply grinned as they continued to enjoy their own pineapple pizza, relishing in the vileness of the flavors. Someone should stop them...but there were more important matters at play. PlagueGuy handed out a note to each voter.

"That note contains two things; a personal thank you for your participation, and by unfolding it once more, a check of your divided share from those who tipped me. A total of $1,840,000 was sent my way, and I feel obligated to send it back to those who came out and helped make this happen."

"Thank you all once again for coming! And remember..."

A final grin stretched across his face.

"Pineapple does not belong on pizza."