I'll just come out and say it. I think JamesBaxter is a bad person. Here I am, lost and alone asking for help to get home and he ignores my plea only to immediately offer to take LongJohnFareham by the hand and guide him around. 

If this is how the supposed LEADER OF THE STREETS treats us. I am calling for an immediate vote of no confidence. 

This will no longer stand. 

Wellerman sits down. 

How about JournalistHarold?  Unlike JamesBaxter he is a good person, and again unlike JamesBaxter he has shown he is adept at a street presence.

Adonna - how would you like to be persecuted? 

I REJECT my nomination as the new Leader of the Streets and stand firmly behind the incumbent JamesBaxter. He has done an admirable job never appearing publicly except to engage with Kuku and deserves our respect. He has my endorsement. 

BarbaraWawa - has any money changed hands? 

I'm rich, LFJ, though never opposed to getting richer. However, I'm not allowed to say. 

I don't think we should be letting the super rich like BarbaraWawa buy our elections. We need a Leader of the Streets (LOTS) that can't be bought. 

Someone with real integrity. A Real Dr_Satan type of person (RIP). Someone who can stand up to multiple men in suits and all those things we really need. 

I would like to WITHDRAW my endorsement of JamesBaxter to remain as Leader of the Streets. In the 25 minutes since my announcement, I have grown as a person, a husband and a friend, and find Mr. Baxter's policies both distasteful and indicative of a deranged and sinister mind. 

So it looks like JamesBaxter is out of friends.

BarbaraWawa is as well, on account of his wealth.

So it's just me, JournalistHarold and LongJohnFareham.

Should Jim B be given a vote? 

After his incomplete offer of hand holding and not an invitation to join his mafia crime syndicate, I'm questioning whether Baxter has the credentials to be LOTS. 

Look at this hand, is it being held or is it waving frantically at every sponsor? 

You be the judge. 

I cannot stress this part enough, LiquidFarehamJr, I really, really don’t care.

This is the problem, Jim.  You don't care. You don't care about the streets, about giving LongJohnFareham a job, about helping Wellerman, about being gracious about the $25m I loaned you 

I have never and would never endorse a man like Jim Baxter for LOTS. I doubt he'd qualify for the public office ballot in Carmel-by-the-Sea, where I live part-time when I'm not at my chalet, let alone lead The Streets. His apathy towards the well-being of this community is a stain on his and his crews reputation. 

Jim, Big J, Jimbo,, Jimmy B. Why are you even here if you don't care about us or our problems? You came out and started this conversation just to.. put us down and not be involved?

It's clear you don't want to be LOTS, so the real question.

WHAT ARE YOU GETTING OUT OF THIS?

Maybe it's an obsession with 'The Journalists' maybe its something else. 

I JUST WANT ANSWERS

And maybe someone to hold my hand. 

Wellerman, I’m here because for some reason that I haven’t been able to figure out yet, these people are incredibly worried about what I’m doing. Which is incredibly weird because I don’t spend any time thinking about them.

Man becomes defacto LOTS, fails to live up to it, then wonders why people question his role. Why do you think, Baxter? Jeez.

What would you like LongJohnFareham? You clearly need to be led around here or else why would you need a leader of the streets. Do tell us, what exactly does the leader of the streets do?

The streets need a competitive writing community, and a figurehead who is a leading and guiding light. 

James is asleep at the wheel 

I’ve asked this question to you before LiquidFarehamJr but it doesn’t seem to be registering. How exactly am I the leader of the streets when the only time I’m in them is when you’re trying to get my attention? I gladly make my bones in this country’s business districts, I don’t need the streets.

If you’re so dead set on having a competition, why don’t you start one up? I’ve been there, done that and none of it is worth the headache so best of luck with that one.

Malcon (Malcolm's evil twin) Tucker gets out of the car and looks around in disgust, not because the street was filthy, but because there was a lot of filth in the streets.

What the fuck is going around here? This looks like star wars, and not the good ones, fucking 'attack of the clones' in here. 
Jamesbaxter are you not dizzy looking at the same face with a different moustache and glasses?

This fucking Journalists are just a bunch of cunts, they are useless. absolutely useless. As useless as a marzipan dildo.

'Can't find work' they say, these guys are an epic fuck-ups. so dense that light bends around him.

I’d love to stop and chat but I’d rather have type 2 diabetes.

Fuckity Bye.

OK Wellerman, JamesBaxter is saying he's Leader of the Business Districts.

Can we live with that?