Whats soccer ? 

It's a sport that women play in the United States. My favorite of all time is Brandy Chastain, only because she looked sexy as fuck ripping her shirt off when the ladies won the Gold way back whenever that was. It actually made me want to watch a match sort of.

There are many good soccer players, but only one take the spot, by far no one else but Megan Rapinoe. MVP. No questions asked.

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Firstly i wanna say it is called football

Then after that i wanna say

my favorite football player is Michael Laudrup

At the moment, Jack Grealish. What a goddamn hero. Changing the fortunes of the mighty EFC one low-socked run at a time. Glad that he's happy again now. Understandably wasn't enjoying himself on 300k a week at Man City. 

Drogba is on a short list of my all time favorite footballers and definitely one of the best strikers to ever play for Chelsea. 

If we're talking favourite football players, there are so many, but we must give it to the legend Thierry Henry. Greatest PL player of all time.

Thew fact that the first post on this thread says "Current player - Ronaldinho" makes me sad.

Favourite current player is Bruno Fernandes - best CAM in world football.

Favourite player ever is harder to say. Cantona, Keane and Beckham are up there for me. I fucking loved Ronaldinho, i think that his 2/3 year period at barcelona has been unmatched by anyone in my life time. i know Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo scored more, achieved more etc etc. but i dont care, for me Ronaldinho did things that just looked magical. Do you remember the Nike advert, and he hits the corssbar from the edge of the box 3 times in a row without the ball touching the ground. we all know it was fake, and thats fine. but Ronaldinho is the only player that made you pause for just a second and think, hmmm maybe he did do it. 

I still have a huge soft spot for Raphinha. Absolute legend, got robbed of the balon d’or last year despite being stand-out in La Liga and Champions League. Would have got it if Yamal hadn’t given the ball away right at the end of Inter-Barca. They’d have gone in and won it without that.