The Smartly Dressed Weatherman walks on set and pulls his tie tight, picks up his coffee and takes a large gulp he looks over at the camera and then the green screen and awaits his cue

"Good Morning Ladies and Germs.

Todays weather is going to have some light showers throughout the day with the chance of thunder around 19:00

the sun may rise in the east and set in the west

as for the temperature heres the latest

Las Vegas 

A total high of 57°  and going as low as 37°

Los Angeles

A total high of 60°  and going as low as 47°

Detroit

A total high of 39°  and going as low as 22°

Chicago

A total high of 40°  and going as low as 30°

New York

A total high of 49°  and going as low as 25°

Philadelphia

A total high of 49°  and going as low as 28°

Thats it for today folks. I will report back again tomorrow with even more weather reports hope to see you again"

Than man hurries off and looks at the camera man

"How did I do?"

I don't think you are necessary. I stand firmly anti-weather.

Thank you for your input Otis, but how will you know to bring an umbrella out with you? Do you just carry one around with you at all times? Wouldn’t it be more convenient to have the information to hand and already know if it is going to rain later that day? 

I have always believed that the weather was a conspiracy, but since you bring it up. I have seen it rain before. It would be much more convenient if I knew about those things in advance. My apologies. Carry on.

Im glad you had a change of heart, when in doubt just remember it works every time 60% of the time

I have had another change of heart. You are a charlatan. 

Fuck this guy, folks! He will prey on your insecurities and make you think it's going to rain, when in fact it is only cloudy!

Anti-Weather 4Life !  I say we burn him at the stake. Who's with me?

I’m honoured, I have only just started my career in the the news industry and even with starting at the bottom as the weatherman, I seem to have my first groupie, you know what they say there is no such thing as bad press, and while having this conversation out in the open I’m sure you have managed to bring up my reputation 

You won't charm ME with your incantations, weatherman.

Tutte maybe you could put on a cute little jacket incase it rains, I’m not sure if an umbrella would be that useful for such and adorable little puppy, you don’t even have opposable thumbs

I hate the weather the weather is what killed my former crew leader Zayne the best man that lived or was undead and the best man that ever lived or was undead.

Those who predict the weather are like prophets of ill fate and I will not stand for it. I've had it up to here with your STUPID weather and I'm completely with Otis on this matter, though I don't know which way of this weather debate his opinion leans as I lost track.

Hi Rethcir, while I can see why you might think I am the one that’s predicting the weather, I can sadly inform you that I’m just TheWeatherman and just read of a script out, you put it infront of me and I’ll read

I’m tuning in as well to see tomorrows weather report as well! Could use a bit of snow tomorrow to bring out my winter jacket and maybe bring some more business to the hotel in LA.

Hi MamaPhoenix, Thank you for your positive feedback, I would also love for there to be some snow, I will conduct a full report and see how the weather will be over the next 24 hours for you

Dynamite Thank you for being here to see my very fist audition, I did not expect you would have had the time to come down and see me, the support you have offered me is outstanding, and gives me the motivation to not only be the best I can be but the best Weatherman these streets have ever seen, as for the snow I cant make any promises but keep a look out for my next forecast shortly

TheWeatherman gets out of his limo and stumbles through all his fans and trying to keep his head down, he hears a tomato fly by his face and looks up its Otis and his clearly confused opinion wearing and I Love TheWeatherman T-shirt, The weather man tips his hat and pushed through while the crowd get a little too close Dynamite jumps forth and creates a barrier allowing him to enter the building.

TheWeatherman sits in his dressing room while his assistants fix his hair, and before you realise its show time but today something is different! the temperatures for the Cities TheWeatherman usually reports have already been shared taking a different approach

Thank you everyone for tuning in as I can already see you would already have the weather conditions for our Local cities, however I have some news for you as requested by MamaPhoenix and also Dynamite. They wanted to see some snow well i'm here to let you know that there unfortunately is no snow today.........

BUT if you visit Chicago there os a chance of Snow tomorrow.

Don't get too comfortable with this information you will not always be informed of the weather 1 day ahead!!

TheWeatherman rushes back to his dressing room and takes a deep breath before thinking about how is going to face the crowd outside

Wear her  “I Love TheWeatherman T-shirt” The Duchess shows support for the sexy (in a Weatherly way) new Weatherman.

Give the man a break.  He clearly states " As usual tomorrow’s weather Is pretty much anyone’s guess."

Don’t you folks know that “TheWeatherman is always right? It's just his timing that's off.”

Thank you Duchess, I appreciate you wearing my merchandise and supporting the cause.

I think I have a little something for you to show my appreciation

TheWeatherman pulls out an umbrella 

Here keep this safe you might need it 

Sitting comfortably in the lounge in the Mastrosimone family headquarters, Alysia turns on the TV and recognizes a familiar face. She pays close attention to the words that TheWeatherman speaks. Once he is done giving his weather report, she sighs contently. She hates snow more than any other type of non-disastrous weather, it's even one of the top reasons she had moved to Los Angeles.

I can't believe that Mama and Dynamite actually wanted it to snow. Thank goodness it's in Chicago and not here in LA.

She suddenly realizes where she is and looks around the empty room. She lets out a sigh of relief that no one was around to hear her talking to herself then she gets up to get dressed for the day knowing it shouldn't snow.