How do we get a brothel?  And can we see this "to do list"?

Been waiting for this many lifetimes now. 

Why hasnt this happened yet?

Slash pokes Squishy

Do we now have someone working on additional stuff?

yeeeeeeeeeee lets get this poppin

Nice idea together. Can't wait to have a few dabz

SOOOOOOOOOO?
 

When is this happening! BunBun will bring the booze and the women will be provided XD

The original idea was posted over two years ago. I feel like the real question to be asking is if this is going to be happening, not when.

Hmm so if i read that quickly "to high of a body count" will get thrm shut down?

I would love to see this feature added into the game, if possible. Please try to do it!

This would be a nice addition if brothel owner functionality was expanded to offer more bonuses.

ADMINS GET ON THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great contribution, BunBun.

The essential aspect of your comment is, obviously, the imperious command as you direct the admins to fulfill your wishes. After all, "admin" is short for someone who is there to administer to each and every need of yours, yes? You don't even need to invest too much time in commanding them: you're just like "get on this", like a boss who is forwarding a complicated 7 page email with three words on the top. Because, like, right now... the admins are off this. And that's just not going to fucking stand, am I right?

The second essential element is the caps. The caps just POP OFF THE GODDAMN PAGE. Because just saying "get on this" is like... will they even really get on it? What if they just get lower case on it? Part of the way on it? Un-goddamn-acceptable. They need to get ALL THE WAY ON THIS.

The third essential part of your comment is the word "IMMEDIATELY", which is doubly effective due to the aforementioned caps. Because the admins were probably sitting around drinking coffee and one of them was like "Guys.... guys.... guys.... and girls because I'm not a sexist.... guys and/or girls... did you see what BunBun said? He said to get on something." And another admin was probably like "Pffffft yea we'll get on it like, after Christmas man." But then the first admin got all quiet like he was in a disaster movie and muttered "... mother of god.... He said to get on this IMMEDIATELY". At which all the lazy admins spit their coffee into the air like so many motivated, lurching whales emptying their blowholes as they frantically start typing and computing and doing whatever it is that they do.

But you didn't stop there. No, you looked at "ADMINS GET ON THIS IMMEDIATELY" and thought... something's missing. Not a comma, either. You stared at it, breathing deeply. Was it good enough to just post "ADMINS GET ON THIS IMMEDIATELY"? Would the admins truly understand how much you need a fake brothel in your life? I mean, you're just so hungry for fake broth.

Or do you get thirsty for broth?

Because soup is a food... but broth is the liquid. Wait... do you get hungry or thirsty for broth?

Anyways, back to what's important. Your labors were nearly complete. But unlike that slacker God, you decided you would most decidedly NOT rest on the 7th day, because you weren't done yet. Then... then you added the coup de grace- the thing that has admins everywhere quaking in their lazy slippers: exclamation points. Not just one, either. Not even two or three.

Twelve. Goddamn. Exclamation points. Is it one for each apostle? Two for each city in the game? Was it 12 o'clock when this fateful command was spoken by BunBun? The world may never know. But twelve exclamation points there are, and twelve are the number of the points of exclamations.

Someday, the rest of these forums will be dust, but this comment will remain inviolate, preserved forever, and future generations shall wonder which president or king gave this command.

Is this still something in the works? 

I remember being excited about this a few years back

This is pretty great. Quoting a friend of mine on this, "Where the hoes at?"

Squishy,

Why not bring back witness info?