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| Pick up lines. | Started by: Hickey on Mar 18, '09 16:24 |
| Wanna Fuck? | |
| Reply by: Adieu at Mar 19, '09 18:19 | |
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| I want to be on you. | |
| Reply by: Cruel at Mar 19, '09 18:21 | |
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| there are 261 bones in the human body... want one more? | |
| Reply by: Adieu at Mar 19, '09 18:33 | |
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Wanna fuck and get some pizza Girl:No Awwww, you don't want any pizza? |
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| Reply by: Theguy_u_wish_u_were at Mar 20, '09 05:39 | |
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| The bones one was the best one yet.lol | |
| Reply by: Hickey at Mar 20, '09 19:22 | |
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| Heaven must be missing an angel cause you're here with me | |
| Reply by: Bugsy54 at Mar 22, '09 17:09 | |
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| When I was playing football I got hit in the groin. Would you dress as a nurse and bandage it for me! | |
| Reply by: Bugsy54 at Mar 22, '09 17:24 | |
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You: Hey wanna play army? Girl: whats that? You: I lay on the bed, and you blow the shit outta me! ... my friend tried that one |
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| Reply by: A-Mac at Mar 22, '09 18:07 | |
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| I wonder how hard she slapped him. | |
| Reply by: Adieu at Mar 22, '09 18:08 | |
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| lol probably pretty hard.. it didnt work but it was funny | |
| Reply by: A-Mac at Mar 22, '09 18:11 | |
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| I have to try that one.lol | |
| Reply by: Hickey at Mar 22, '09 18:15 | |
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Your father must have been a thief. He slote the stars and put them in your eyes. |
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| Reply by: TheLegBearker at Apr 26, '09 21:41 | |
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| "I want to pry off your fingernails one by one; as I swim in the blood of your family. Oh, and I think you're pretty. Have sex with me?" | |
| Reply by: BobTheBuilder at Apr 26, '09 23:03 | |
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| How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice. Hi, can I have your number. | |
| Reply by: Ricky_Dicardo at Apr 27, '09 00:00 | |
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Was your father a meat burglar? Because it looks like he stole 2 fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants. |
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| Reply by: Doc_Santoro at Apr 27, '09 08:42 | |
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| F**k me if I am wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? | |
| Reply by: Tommy_Killa at Apr 27, '09 10:11 | |
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| Have sex with me or a puppy will die. | |
| Reply by: Awesome at Apr 27, '09 13:31 | |
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... this puppy will die. (Holding a cute little puppy dog... and a knife). |
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| Reply by: Awesome at Apr 27, '09 13:31 | |
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| Hey there, sweet thang. Can I buy you a fish sandwich? | |
| Reply by: Doc_Santoro at Apr 27, '09 13:42 | |
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| Is it you or is it hot in here. Oh I forgot we are in the middle of January | |
| Reply by: RoachMulah at Apr 27, '09 21:01 | |
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