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Pick up lines. Started by: Hickey on Mar 18, '09 16:24
Damn girl! All them curves and me with no brakes.
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Okay, I got one.


Hey, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
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I buy ya drink baby, but I'm savin' all my money to bu ya world.

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I buy ya drink baby, but I'm savin' all my money to bu ya world.

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a/s/l pic chec s2r

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are you tired miss

no why

because you been running through my mind all day long

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Wanna see my wallet?

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Are you from Tennessee? cause your the only 10 I see!

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Wanna be my Right Hand Woman

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So...how much you charge?....

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Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I'm trying to tap that.

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alright for my next trick, i'll need a condom and a volunteer!

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i hope you have eggs cuz i love breakfast in the morning

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If you could read my mind, you'd be either traumatized or turned on. Both if you're awesome.

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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
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Ever drink baileys from a shoe?

Wanna go to a club were people wee on each otha? 

I'm Old Greg!

I gots'a mangina!

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Ok ok, I have a good one, listen:


I: - O! Is your name Google?

The girl replies: - No. Why?

I: - Why everything I was looking for I found in you.

 

 

-IgnorePlease-

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I am a fan of anti-pickup lines myself.

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty messed up.

I did always like TF2.

"Wanna do it? I got a bucket of chicken.
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Just use the 8-1-1 rule, and ask "hey, wanna bang?"

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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