MOTOR CITY JAIL BIRDS


Do you like to jailbreak? So do we! What does that mean? For two days we will be allowing YOU and YOUR FAMILIES the chance to jailbreak in Detroit- for free! That's right! On April 24th and May 1st, between the hours of 15:00 and 20:00, the Detroit Upper Structure will be launching crackdowns every 10 minutes! Come on over and bust bust bust!

BUT THAT IS NOT ALL! Every hour, on the hour (16, 17, 18 and 19 o'clock), all people active within the Detroit City Limits will be entered into a raffle to win ONE MILLION DOLLARS. That's right! YOU COULD WIN ONE MILLION DOLLARS! There will be FOUR winners PER DAY total! THAT'S FOUR MILLION DOLLARS A DAY! THAT'S EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS THIS WEEK! THIS FLYER IS GETTING TOO INTENSE!!


People eligible for the One Million Dollar raffle will be in Detroit, actively jailbreaking and criming at least half an hour before each drawing. That means if the first drawing is at 16:00, you better be in the city at 15:30 jail breaking!


For Detroit's rules and regulations on jail breaking, look here. Come on down for some busts and bucks!

SITUATIONAL STORIES (RPS)


Are you a budding story teller? Do you like to actively share your stories with the Eight Cities? WELL YOU ARE IN LUCK! The next contest on the roster is the Situational Story (RP) Contest!


Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create a story (RP) to share in the Streets. BUT HOLD ON RIGHT THERE SKIPPY! There are some things that you'll need to include!


The story you tell to the masses must include five things. After compiling a list with the powers that be, the final list is composed of items, Detroit people and a situation. The objects are a blender and a potted plant, the people are Aurora and Death-Knight, and the situation is a bank robbery on Fifth Street. Your story must include those things for them to qualify.


So what next? Create your story and share it on the Streets! There is no length restrictions- do what you want with it! When you are done, send the location of your story (the link) to Marietta in a mail with the subject line: Situational Story or you will not be eligible to compete. When the contest ends, at 00:00 on Friday, May 1st, a panel of Detroit judges will pick three winners they feel have met one) the requirements and two) went above and beyond in their creativity for the story. Third place will win 500K, second place will win 750K, and first place will win ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Only one entry per participant, please.


What are you waiting for?! HAVE FUN AND BE CREATIVE!

POET AND DIDN'T KNOW IT?


Are YOU a budding poet? Then DETROIT WANTS YOU!


Your mission, should you choose to accept, is to write a poem about your favorite petty crime. There are no length restrictions, nor are there any word requirements. Simply make it entertaining! (We will make allowances if you wish to write a "rap" instead of a poem. Please no use of vulgar language, including but not limited to ethnic or racial slurs, derogatory gender comments or sexual acts that I personally just don't want to hear about.)


When you are done with your poem (or rap), send them to Marietta via mail with the subject line: Poem. You MUST send them to Marietta, do not leave them littered in the Streets. When the contest ends at 00:00 on Friday, May 1st, Marietta and a panel of Detroit judges will be presented the poems anonymously, and will judge the most entertaining among them. THREE winners will each get 200K for their efforts! TWO-HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH?! DETROIT MUST BE CRAZY! Submit as many entries as you would like.


Get crackalackin', Shakespeare!

NEW YORK WANTED TO CONTRIBUTE SOMETHING TOO


Here in the underworld it seems we have been limited in the choices of petty crimes we can commit: purse snatchings, 7/11 robberies, and knocking over liquor stores. NO LONGER!!! New York wants you to all think about different crimes you would enjoy committing, or some that you find would be more plausible than what exists.


The guidelines for this contest are as follows:

- The petty crime needs to be Prohibition Era accurate

- The petty crime should be something that you immediately get money from

- The petty crime cannot in any way resemble a major felony that would get you put away for the rest of your life by the cops, it should be something that is punishable by a fine or minimal jail time


The prize money, which has been contributed by Godfather ThomasRourke, Noir, Premier, Caius, and Phantom_Ghost, will be divided as such:

1st Prize: $3,000,000

2nd Prize: $2,000,000

3rd Prize: $1,000,000


Entries are to be submitted to MARIETTA by 00:00, Friday May 1st with the mobmail title "Petty Contest".


*You are allowed to submit as many entries as you can possibly think of, we need great minds thinking about this!

FAMILY MEMOIRS


Do YOU like money? Of course you do! Don't be crazy! Want to earn some for simply recounting a bit of family history? Of COURSE you do!


Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to tell a story in the Streets of how you or your Father/Mother (or any other close relative of yours) got started in This Thing of Ours. There's only one guideline, and that is that your speech should be at least 400 words long. I KNOW that's a lot of talking, but this is your FAMILY you are talking about here!


Either way, once you have made your speech, send the location of your story (the link) to Marietta via MobMail, with the subject line: Family Memoirs. YOU MUST TURN IN THE LOCATION OF YOUR STORY TO BE ELIGIBLE TO WIN! The contest ends at 00:00 on Friday, May 1st, at which time a panel of Detroit judges will pick three winners based off who had the most CREATIVE telling of their histories! Third place will win 500K, second place will win 750K, and first place will win ONE MILLION DOLLARS! Only one entry per participant, please.


GO! SHOUT YOUR HISTORY FROM THE ROOFTOPS!

A CONTEST MARIETTA LIKES THAT THOMAS WOULD NEVER AGREE TO


BUT SHE'S GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY! ANYWAY! ANYWAY!!!!


As some of you may have noticed, Godfather ThomasRourke does not have an official family name! This is driving Godmother Marietta crazy, so she is now enlisting YOUR help to create one! (He may or may not use it, but we want your input anyway!)


Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create a family/crew name for the Godfather HQ in New York. Be creative, be fun, be respectful. All entries must be sent to Marietta via MM with the subject line: Godfather Name. Send in as many ideas as you wish!


Every person that enters will be sent one crackdown. That's JUST for participating! When the contest ends, 00:00 o'clock on May 1st, a panel of Detroit and New York judges will pick the top three entries they feel best represents the New York crew. Three winners will be the recipients of 100K each as well as 10 crackdowns to use, sell or throw in people's faces!


So what are you waiting for, ladies and gents? GO CREATE A CREW NAME!