Wish granted, but i go to the bank and steal your money.

I wish i had a boat

wish granted but you fall out the boat and get eaten by a shark.

I wish I lived in a castle

Wish granted but Marietta destroys it.

I wish for a Big Mac.

Wish granted, you get a big fluffy pink raincoat that tightens itself and crushes you. ^.^

I wish I was UnWhackable.

Wish granted but you'll be transformed into a woman.

I wish for a cigarette. Oh, I got one. I wish for a cheeseburger.

wish granted, but its from 3 months ago.

I wish I had my lightsaber!

Wish granted, you get darth mauls lightsaber and as you point it infront of you and push the button it shoots out both ways slicing through your heart.

I Wish for a million dollars.

Wish granted but it has Marietta's face on each bill.

I wish for a gun that was aimed at SOMEONE ELSE.

Wish granted, wherever you aim your gun... it moves to target SOMEONE ELSE.

I wish to be godfather

Wish granted but you get killed after five minutes.

I wish for a wish.

wish granted. Touche'

I wish to force choke someone

Wish granted but it's your girlfriend's cat. And you do it in front of her.

I wish for a hooker.

wish granted, but she gave you syphillis.

I wish I was a ghost.

Wish granted but you are a gay ghost.

Insert wish here.

my wish was inserted, but you're broken. and I cant get it returned.

You can't get it returned and you are charged late fees

I wish the pizza shop by me was open right now

wish granted but you you die  in drive by 50 bullets to the head

I wish I could have non stop sex with hotest women in the world

wish granted but it is the hottest chick in a world on The Planet of Ugly Chicks

I wish I could think of another wish

wish granted, but by the time you thought of another one, you were in heaven I wish I had a gun