Wish granted but its strictly men only naked fighting the owner must fight 3 times a day all of the fighters are excited over the news.

I wish i was Jessica Alba

Wish granted but yor so hot you get raped 52 times a day

I wish i was donald trump

Wish Granted but the account fucked up, your not esscessivly rich you owe all that money back to everyone end up with nothing but the clothes on your back soon you sell them to have a cigrate your naked and winter's coming

I wish i was Chuck Norris

Wish granted but you fought to much and messed up your brain

I wish i had a million dollars.

Wish Granted you brought a milllion dollar car drove it home to show your mum when a drunk came around the corner smashed it up beyond repair

i wish i had a nickel

Wish granted but you get mugged by a bunch of old grannies.

I wish for people to corrupt my wish.

wish granted, but u crash it instantly, and die.

i wish i could never die

Granted, you get so lonely you go crazy.

I wish for a clock.

Granted, It appears up your butt.

I wish for some peanuts and a beer.

(GrandFather clock by the way)

Granted, but you trying eating peanuts and drinking at the same time and you start chocking.

I wish for a new clock and it can't get shuved up my but.

Granted, buy it gets shoved down your throat.

I wish to have sex with the hottest chick on Earth, who does not have any diseases.

Granted, but as she starts to give head she bites your cock off.

I wish to have a threesome with Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson

Granted. You turn into the condom that I use.

I wish the weekend was 3 days long.

Granted, but the work week is now 10 days long.

I wish Die_Clause was a woman.

Granted, she turns into the ugliest women in the world and you had sex with her.

I wish I'm the strongest man in the world.

 wish granted  but your balls fall off and you die of a heart attack becuase of steroids you took (lol arod effect)

I wish was king of the world

Wish granted, but your Queen is a backstabbing, two timing bitch who killed you because she wanted to be king.(Aparantly she is bisexual.)

I wished everyone's dick fell of except mine.

Wish granted, but you are impotent.

I wish I was a gypsy.

Wish granted, unlucky for you gypsies are seen as vile people and you end up with a noose around your neck and die.

I wish I could read the minds of others.