wish granted but point at someone and aim the gun wrong way and die.

wish i huge dick

wish granted but it fell off lol

i wish i had all of the pudding of the world

Wish granted but before you can eat it all, Bill Cosby does.

I wish I had a 71 chevelle 396 ss

wish granted, but it was made out of cardboard

I wish I was playing Monopoly

Wish granted, but I'm much better than you and end up owning every property, complete with hotels and a shit load of money, and because the rules were that whoever loses must spend a day dressed as a woman, and you lost, you had to spend the rest of the day dressed like a woman. And then, when walking down a dark alleyway for whatever reason, some horny thug, thinking you a woman from behind, pushes you up against the wall, gags you, and then penetrates you from behind. Being a virgin, this thug doesn't realize he's in an ass, and keeps on going until he finishes. Then, he throws you to the floor and kicks you in the face before running off. Meanwhile, a dog walks past and pisses on you. And then a stampede of elephants tramples you to near death. You're eventually taken to the hospital, where you're made a little better, but all the doctors are laughing at you for being dressed as a woman. When you finally get better, you've lost the will to live because of all that humiliation you suffered, and so you jump of a bridge. But survive. Barely. And go back to hospital. And then follows a long chain of failed suicide attempts, until one day, when you've finally realized that life is worth living, your doctor informs you that the horny thug gave you HIV, which has progessed to full blown AIDS. You die painfully and alone.

I wish I had a bunny rabbit.

wish granted, but someone killed it, when it tried to get some Trix. Then they ran away and said "Silly Rabbit, trix are for kids"

i wish awesome wouldn't corrupt my wish like that again

Wish granted but then awsome would come to your house and set it on fire.

I wish I could become Godfather

wish granted, but it was only in the movie, and now the movie is over.

I wish i had a bodyguard

Wish granted but it backfires and the cocking mechanism flies into your your head, through your skull and rests on the centre.

I wish I had an elephant.

Wish granted but the elephant has a spasm squshing your dog and knoking over your house

I wish i had a new drill

Wish granted but you accidently drill a hole in your nuts.

I wish i had a bomb.

Wish Granted but ends up being a septic tank poo floods your lounge

I wisha had a ballon poodle

Wish granted but it pops and it's filled with crap.

I wish i had a 2009 camaro

Wish granted but theres horse shit in the air condtioning the engine has been relpaced with Subaru Justy 1000cc engine

I wish i had amazing book to read

Wish granted but you cant read.Haha idiot

I wish i had a gold horse

Wish granted but its just gold sand when you touch it, it crumbles you crawl into the fetal postion and start to cry as your dreams wither.

I wish i had super hero powers

Wish granted but your powers are the same as gay man.

I wish i had a bucketfull of gernades

Wish granted but there filled with seamen from your best friend they go off one night right next to your bed you where sleeping with an open mouth it wasent pretty

I wish i was a porn star

Wish granted but your a gay male porn star preformer, so you get it on with bubba.

I wish i had a fight jet.