Vito Gangitano

Persephone.

Joey_Bone

kong

Leone

It would be nice if you just mailed this chap if you want your name rated. Getting an increased post count literally for writing your own name is a big shit over all the people who actually put effort into their posts.

In my opinion, this thread is kinda fun. Many of the ratings he's given are quite funny. Maybe it should just be moved to the Outside forum, so people like yourself don't get their panties in a bunch about post counts.

el_capuchino!

Dominick

Name: Tie

Originality - 0%: Cmon Tie I KNOW you will never do better than the name you've used for bloody years :P

Mafiotality - 3million%: Your name is [soz castle] totallty assoiated with MR .org etc etc etc. Im afraid I have to give you shite loads here.

Italionness/Russionness - 89%: Apparently this is a russion word, sounds froggy to me but google wont tell me what it means (ie a definition of the russion word in english) so minus 11%... Google hates you.

Comedy value points - 400%: I am now going to list the google definitions of Tie. Look how many of them are a lil bit... erm, masochistic (or just a bit odd)!:

• fasten or secure with a rope, string, or cord; "They tied their victim to the chair [before what exactly?]"
• necktie: neckwear consisting of a long narrow piece of material worn (mostly by men) under a collar and tied in knot at the front; "he stood in ... [ without being bothered to click the link we will never know but there are many funny things to put here... eg. a giant puddle of wee. or, the old folks home starkers with a stiffy...] o_O
• finish a game with an equal number of points, goals, etc.; "The teams drew a tie [why would they draw it too?]"
• affiliation: a social or business relationship; "a valuable financial affiliation [clearly prositution]"; "he was sorry he had to sever his ties with other members of the team"; "many close associations with England"
• limit or restrict to; "I am tied to UNIX"; "These big jets are tied to large airports [Well they wont be flying anywhere will they]"
• equality of score in a contest
• connect: connect, fasten, or put together two or more pieces; "Can you connect the two loudspeakers?"; "Tie the ropes together"; "Link arms"
• a horizontal beam used to prevent two other structural members from spreading apart or separating; "he nailed the rafters together with a tie beam"
• form a knot or bow in; "tie a necktie"
• link: a fastener that serves to join or connect; "the walls are held together with metal links placed in the wet mortar during construction"
• bind: create social or emotional ties; "The grandparents want to bond with the child [? wtf]"
• draw: the finish of a contest in which the score is tied and the winner is undecided; "the game ended in a draw"; "their record was 3 wins, 6 losses and a tie"
• marry: perform a marriage ceremony; "The minister married us on Saturday"; "We were wed the following week"; "The couple got spliced on Hawaii [unfortunate honeymoon]"
• (music) a slur over two notes of the same pitch; indicates that the note is to be sustained for their combined time value
• make by tying pieces together; "The fishermen tied their flies [lol]"

The sexual connotations are rife!

Other comments: See below. Bonus points awarded - 9999999%

OVERALL SCORE - 2%: (I'll settle up with you frankee later!) ;)

IN YOUR FACE TIE! WHAT?! WHAT?!

Name: Charlie_Hustle

Originality - 30%: Suppppppppose its kinda original. But its a bit, well made up isnt it. Its like you are trying to give a mafia name, but you picked charlie which makes you think of an 8 year old with freckles, a brace (teeth) in school shorts and a shirt. With mud on his knees... o_O

Mafiotality - 80%: I guess you could be you know, the "kid". The one everyone pretends to involve but doesnt really trust with anything :P

Italionness/Russionness - -49%: Sounds like an english victorian school boy.

Comedy value points - 301%: Now Ive awarded this because Charlie... Charlie Chaplin. Now you have Hustle. Can you imagine how hilarious it would be if Charlie Chaplin tried his hand at grifting?? He'd loose his eyebrows (in an attempt at disguise) then get repeatedly knocked out by people carrying planks. Lolz.

Other comments: Alternatively you could be refering to cocaine. So you are in fact a cocaine smuggling gang's PLAN. YOU ARENT EVEN A PERSON ANYMORE! -19%

OVERALL SCORE - 51%: A little more than average. Mainly cos of charlie chaplin... lolz

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Name: Hades

Originality - -36%: Ancient greek god. Thats pretty old.

Mafiotality - 50%: Ya hok. He was greek. But he also got to choose where the dead peoples had to live. Death is fairly mafia. Minus 50 for him being greek. Choose a roman god next time :P. (Yes I know he appeared in roman mythology but that was because of the greeks...)

Italionness/Russionness - 00% See above.

Comedy value points - 90%: You have a big blue face and a funny accent*. Lolzz.

Other comments: The scariest thing disney would come up with was stoopid. Also I hate disney. Passionately. Therefore I hate Hades purely because of Walt. Fickle? Perhaps but meh, what ya gonna do? :P Bonus points awarded. - 8%

OVERALL SCORE - 7.4%: I really really really hate disney. Soz :P

*See other comments.

Ruaidhri_M

My name Ethan-Lankford

Ah..Lol Micheal Mandryk, I did not copy this name from some fictional source.

A shrike is actually (and I quote) "Any of various carnivorous oscine birds of the family Laniidae, having a screeching call and a strong hooked bill with a toothlike projection and often impaling its prey on sharp-pointed thorns or barbs of wire fencing."

Think Vlad the Impaler. :)

I will have you know, my last FIVE names had nothing to do with "Tie"!

Good work all around though. NICE EFFORT.

Screw it. I'll join the fun too!

Name is Straz, go for it ;)

No.

Anyone know where my name comes from?  I guess the quote gives it away.

My name is -Skittles-