A compromis is making everyone believe that they got the biggest piece of the pie. 

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.

"A computer is like air conditioning - it becomes useless when you open Windows."

                                                                                                                                                 Linus Torvalds

Write drunk, edit sober.

The grass isn't greener on the other side of the fence

Belgium saying

A positive word goes so much further than negativity.

Don’t be misled by bad company! Bad company corrupts good character.

Always keep your head up, because if it’s down you won’t be able to see the blessings that have been placed in your life.

"Life is ten percent what happens to you and ninety percent how you respond to it."

Don't eat yellow snow, even when drunk.

No man was ever wise by chance. 

A sound heart is a safer guide than an ill-trained conscience

"Be a good listener. Your ears will never get you in trouble."

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming

The sun is always brighter the next day of happiness

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

'a wise person knows there is something to be learned from everyone'