do not shit in your own back yard----

Do not get high on your own supply----

If you don't take risks, you can't create a future.

we are who we choose to be, nothing more and nothing less

The trouble with quotes on the internet is that it's difficult to tell whether or not they are genuine. 

-Abraham Lincoln.

I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob

- The beatles

There is no try, there is can or cannot, but no try.

- Yoda

Reel Lines are for fishing

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Don't do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset. 

One year from now, you're going to wish you had started today.

Never play leap frog with a unicorn

If you believe in your dreams, I will prove to you, that you can achieve your dreams just by working hard.

Let me read you a book my foot wrote. It's called on my way to in your ass.

-The Iconic Red Forman

The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.

Nothing is impossible the word itself says 'I'm possible'

Don't run out in front of moving cars