Thank you Croccifixio. It was a pleasure performing in your club. My brilliance has reigned supreme once again. Congrats to the other performers too, as their efforts were applause-worthy as well.

As you actually did win, I suppose your life isn't forfeit.

Yet.

He was disqualifyingly late though... :P

Sounds like grounds for at least a beat down.

No need for sour grapes, Alfonse. My lateness was excused by Mr. Croccifixio due to circumstances beyond my control. I notified Croccifixio in advance, and after producing a doctor's note and a letter from my mommy (forged, of course) I was granted a later date. Even without that documentation, my genius trumps my tardiness in any contest. If it makes you feel any better, I am most certain you would have beaten me if this were a punctuality contest as opposed to a contest based on wit and humor. Better luck next time. Keep practicing.

Well now I am afraid you misunderstood what :P means Mr. Anselmo I am not bothered in the least by the copy-cat style of roasting your act provided us. It was very entertaining...

If I worked at the Barble, I may have gotten my feelings hurt though!

If you are implying that I copied your style, then I am truly insulted. That would be insinuating that my act and brand of humor was similar to yours, when in fact mine was far superior. This is not an insult, just a reality. You were not misunderstood. Sticking your tongue out after saying something does not make it any less 'sour grapes'. It's just a passive-aggressive way of airing your true feelings on a subject. You provided an amusing performance, Alfonse. Nothing to be ashamed of. But sometimes you just have to settle for being the bridesmaid instead of the bride.

If I worked at the Barble, I may have gotten my feelings hurt though!

If Gwarble, Colin, or any of the other staff members at the Gwarble Barble are insulted by what i said about them in my performance, I will simply make a :P face at them, thus pardoning me from any accountability for anything I said prior. Unless I am still misunderstanding the concept of the expression, that is.

Congratulations on your perfomances Anselmo and Alfonce.  I take pride in the fact that even if I wasn't the funniest, I most certainly am the sexiest performer.  Thanks to all, and especially to everyone who sent me their congratulations.  I had a great time performing.  Thanks to the judges, and to Croccifixio for putting on the contest.

Sorry I guess I missed this I dont think i was alive yet

Yes Anselmo, I liked your performance. There was no insult implied and I apologize if you felt that way. My comment of "being late" was not to call you out or to imply you shouldn't have won. It was merely a joke to rib you as (ironically) you were late and you did win! I wasn't asking for an explanation or your opinion as to my act -But you gave it :

If it makes you feel any better, I am most certain you would have beaten me if this were a punctuality contest as opposed to a contest based on wit and humor. Better luck next time. Keep practicing.

 Congradulations, and in fact I did invite you to join me in a crime job after the contest! That alone should have told you that I have no ill feelings towards you for any reason.

Personally, I do not understand Male humor as such.  But I did enjoy both acts.