If you are reading this you have the luxury of internet. What are you upset about that really is not that big of a deal?

Here is a few to start:

My cookie is too big for my cup of milk.

I watched all these commercials and then remembered it was a recording. 

My phone died while taking a dump. 

I'm forced to sit on the floor because my charger doesn't reach the couch. 

I accidentally clicked on Internet Explorer and now I have to wait to close it. 

I want orange juice but I just brushed my teeth. 

My phone is missing and it is also on silent. 

I hope the next show is good because the remote is on the other side of the couch. 

So many options nearby to get food, can't make a decision. 

My conditioner runs out before my shampoo. 

My clothing keeps getting caught on the bathroom vanity. 

My wallet is so large I sit lopsided with it in my back pocket. 

I got a bowl, opened the cereal, poured it but I'm out of milk, now what will I do with my life?

Got a job to afford video games, have no time for video games because of my job. 

Just finished my hot shower, fuck I forgot a towel. 

I don't like the dual-screen desks as much as I like the ones with one big screen in my office. Today I got stuck at a dual screen desk.

True story.  Such a great example, and I was really salty about this today.

Binging through episodes of a show when Netflix asks you if you're "still watching" and the remote is too far away.

"My cookie is too big for my cup of milk."

Damn this is really a big problem :o

I can't find the things on my purse ..think have a monster inside hidding my things!

gosh my tissue wet!!

only finding one pair of shoes you like during the buy one get one half off sale

Running out of liquid coffee creamer and having to get by with powdered. 

BLEH! FFS!

Having to flip the toilet paper to spin the right way at other peoples houses in hopes that they will see the error of their ways. I let it slide if they have cats though. 

Once my battery died in the car remote thingie, and I hate to use the pointy part of so-called key to open the door like some kind of Neandertal

"I lost my aeropress, and have to use a french press"

So, I went to this fancy restaurant, and while I was waiting on my food, I decided to go browse the net on my phone. Sadly the wi-fi was not working. Talk about a boring wait....god....

ugh my coworker is out again tomorrow and I have to come in early and will earn overtime covering her job.  

my office is also slightly too cold and my toes get a little chilled during the day

the fancy restaurant that I go to for my anniversary was bought out for a private party and I have to reschedule my reservation!

so unfair!

Fuzzy Dice really ruin the look of that car :(

Having 99 tv channels and nothing to watch.

I don't have any problems to complain about.

Is that the ultimate First World problem?

The online game I'm playing keeps telling me when and where to post...