I’m a big fan of witty quotes, be they deep and meaningful or just sarcastic and funny... I think my favorite is:

Listen to the mustn’ts child, listen to the don’ts. Listen to the shouldn’ts, the impossibles, the won’ts. Listen to the never haves, then listen close to me... Anything can happen child, anything can be. 

-Shel Silverstien

"There is only one way to avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing."--Aristotle

Dreams betray many, but hard work betrays no one.

“The Pessimist Sees Difficulty In Every Opportunity. The Optimist Sees Opportunity In Every Difficulty.” – Winston Churchill

Fall seven times, stand up eight.

You are stronger than you think you are.

Don't believe what someone says. Believe what they do.

"Honey, hold my beer."

"Strength of mind rests in sobriety; for this keeps your reason unclouded by passion."

"Perfect reason flees all extremity, and leads one to be wise with sobriety."

lol  If you look at it from that perspective then I guess true, Father ;)

Move, bitch. Get out the way. Get out the way, bitch, get out the way.

"There's no such thing as bad money or good money, there's just money" 

- Lucky Luciano 

:)

"When in doubt, C4"

Jaime heineman

^A great standby

depends on the Insirational place :D 

“My dear Watson," said [Sherlock Holmes], "I cannot agree with those who rank modesty among the virtues. To the logician all things should be seen exactly as they are, and to underestimate one's self is as much a departure from truth as to exaggerate one's own powers.”

-Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (The Adventure of the Greek Interpreter)

"If you cant beat them, join them"

You dont know what youve got until its gone