Trying is the first step towards failure.

90% of parenting is just day dreaming about when you can lie down again.

Do not be lured by the need to be liked: better to be respected, even feared.

-Robert Greene

I never lie because I don't fear anyone. You only lie when you're afraid.

John Gotti

"The sad thing about traitors is; they are always your friend until that moment."

To thine own self be true.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. --Thomas Edison

“There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.”
― Anthony Liccione

“The Pessimist Sees Difficulty In Every Opportunity. The Optimist Sees Opportunity In Every Difficulty.” – Winston Churchill

So amazing to finally have Someone in my life as optimistic about things as I am.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

-Steve Martin

Light another one up.

'Real Men Don't Eat Quiche'

-Bruce Feirstein

(Actually they eat mine... my spinach quiche recipe is making the rounds on the interwebs, it's that good.)

"To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man." - William Shakespeare

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice shame on you, once you've fooled me I can't get fooled again.