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| terrible pick up lines | Started by: Nicci on Nov 26, '19 04:20 |
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OR EVEN BETTER..... Hey hun.... ;-) 😉 Don't worry you can't catch AIDs twice 😘 |
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| Reply by: TryAgain at Mar 01, '20 01:18 | |
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| Not me, but a very drunk friend: “I wanna put it in you “. It actually worked. | |
| Reply by: FrankPastorelli at Mar 01, '20 01:27 | |
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Lift with you back not your knees. |
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| Reply by: Toby at Mar 01, '20 18:27 | |
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you, me, car, now |
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| Reply by: Monkey-D-Luffy at Mar 01, '20 19:40 | |
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If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight? |
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| Reply by: Dax_VI at Mar 02, '20 00:11 | |
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You must be from Tennassee because you are the only ten I see. |
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| Reply by: Hector at Mar 02, '20 00:29 | |
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"It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out." |
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| Reply by: Khaelie at Mar 03, '20 00:08 | |
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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? |
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| Reply by: Bryan_Mills at Mar 03, '20 00:31 | |
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Do you wash your Jeans in windex? No? Cause I can see myself in them! |
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| Reply by: Theone at Mar 03, '20 00:34 | |
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I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead. |
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| Reply by: chain_smoker at Mar 03, '20 01:29 | |
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| Fat penguin....just wanted to break the ice! | |
| Reply by: TonyPepperoni at Mar 04, '20 01:51 | |
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I think I need a paralyze heal because you are stunning. |
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| Reply by: AWildPokemon at Mar 04, '20 02:30 | |
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ugh you smell, wanna take a shower together? |
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| Reply by: Hulk_Smash at Mar 04, '20 09:26 | |
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I won't use a pick up line on you... but I do have a pickup truck we can hop into! |
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| Reply by: Honestee at Mar 05, '20 00:18 | |
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| Go ahead, feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material! | |
| Reply by: Cole at Mar 06, '20 14:17 | |
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So what do you want for breakfast? Figured I'd ask since you're staying with me tonight. |
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| Reply by: Grits at Mar 06, '20 15:12 | |
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"Let me clear off a place for you to sit." rubs face |
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| Reply by: LilyBlack at Mar 06, '20 15:22 | |
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Anything that Revan says to a girl probably is the worst. |
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| Reply by: Yuumi at Mar 06, '20 19:04 | |
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| If you were a booger I’d pick you | |
| Reply by: Supreme at Mar 07, '20 00:04 | |
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"Hey baby, wanna make some terrible decisions that will cause you to hate yourself in the morning?" |
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| Reply by: FrankPastorelli at Mar 07, '20 00:27 | |
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