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| terrible pick up lines | Started by: Nicci on Nov 26, '19 04:20 |
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Are you an airbender? Cause you take my breath away. |
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| Reply by: AnAnimeFreak at Mar 24, '20 02:29 | |
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Are you a chicken? Cause you're impeccable |
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| Reply by: Banksy at Apr 03, '20 08:39 | |
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"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?" |
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| Reply by: RoccoMoretti at May 23, '25 07:26 | |
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“They say chicks dig scars. Well, do you also dig oozing pussy sores? Maybe you’d be interested in my collection of boils? I have a curious growth that may get you going? No?… why?” |
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| Reply by: Solomon at May 24, '25 08:18 | |
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Hey, you make my heart race like a fat man chasing after a jelly donut. Hey, are you Izzy's wife? Because if so, I am absolutely going to fuck you. Hey, nice shoes, wanna fuck? Hey. |
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| Reply by: Catherine at May 24, '25 13:21 | |
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Do you know how to kiss? No Then let me show you
This is the worse pick up line my ex-husband gave me the year I met him I wished I hadn't said anything lol |
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| Reply by: Savannah at May 26, '25 00:33 | |
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Do you want a hot dog? |
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| Reply by: CrazyMax at May 27, '25 01:39 | |
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I am Horny how about you? |
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| Reply by: Stunning_SteveIV at May 28, '25 00:03 | |
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| I need to make a deposit care to help me? | |
| Reply by: DariusMaglione at Jun 06, '25 15:58 | |
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The worst line I ever used. Baby, come get in the car. One time I asked a girl if she wanted a ride. The bad part about it is I have to have a Tesla to drive cause I can't drive a car. I could ask my family to bring the truck, but they will probably say I'm selling it. |
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| Reply by: big_jason at Jun 30, '25 06:47 | |
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Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te! If that doesn’t get em then nothing will, surely?! |
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| Reply by: BuddyBigPaw at Dec 07, '25 08:46 | |
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Are you my tomato soup? Because you sure are hot! |
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| Reply by: Valestri at Dec 07, '25 09:24 | |
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Takes the ice from the his glass and throws the ice cubes on the floor Now ..the Ice has been broken and we have something to talk about |
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| Reply by: Leon at Dec 08, '25 20:29 | |
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Hey girl are you from Mississippi? Because you’re the only miss who’s piss I want to sippi. |
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| Reply by: SteveTheJobless at Dec 10, '25 19:28 | |
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