I murdered my parrot by hugging him. I was about 7 and had just gotten him as a gift, was extremely excited. I kept hugging him until he wasn't responding and my mom was like "yep, he ded" Traumatizing. Didn't have any pets on my own until I was in my 20s.

Ahhh. I remember back in the good old days when we only had to write a few words and now we have to write more bullshit that know one gives a shit about. I never had to be a writer when I was in the real mafia. I miss the good old days.

I loved my childhood days with all my friends.

I recued my current cat from a flood. The idiot was just chilling on top of a tree and he just kidna stared at me like "Bitch help me" So I did. Best decision ever.

The house I grew up on was across the street from a school. When my friends and I were kids, we would go across the street to the school to play because there was plenty of space to throw a football, skate, ride our bikes or whatever we decided to do to burn our energy.

During basketball season, the school janitor would open the gym up after school hours and let the basketball players practice. I can't remember the exact time they held practice, but I'm going to say it was around 5PM or so and during this time was the best time for the school janitor to go around and clean up before the next day.

My friends and I didn't play much basketball, but we did however take on the sport of misbehaving and acting like fools... This was a time before we had computers or consoles to play on. Well, Nintendo's were around, but you had to be rich to own one of those. This was around the good ole days of riding your bike until the streetlights came on and really had else to do.

Anyways, the janitor would go around and clean the school while basketball practice was in session and he would leave his little janitor's office open while he did so. Not sure why he did, but that was a big mistake.

Being the meddling kids we were, my friends had nothing better to do so we started snooping around his office when he was out cleaning stuff around the school and noticed there was a key ring hanging on the door and of course we snatched them up and ran back home. I swear the key ring had a whole bunch of keys on it, it was like something you'd see on a cartoon, I shit you not.

So, fast forward to the next night, well after basketball practice, my friends and I took a trip on our bikes across the street to see which key unlocked what.

Once we got into the school, we had a blast riding up and down the halls. Screw their no running in the halls rule, we were riding bikes up in this shit.

We rode up and down the halls, leaving streak marks everywhere and just having a blast while checking each classroom door to see if one unlocked. We found one the doors was unlocked, so we all went in there and flipped desks, threw papers around and rummaged through the teachers desk and found 20 bucks. It was a pretty fun time.

There were no cameras in the school, but we knew there were motion sensors facing down each hall and about 10 minutes after thrashing things in the classroom, we see blue and red lights flashing and speeding down our street. We all scrambled to the windows to watch where they were going and seen they stopped in the parking lot in the front of the school and hopped out of their cars.

We all took this opportunity and jammed out of there on our bikes through the quad, and towards the racetrack. There was a hole in the fence that separated the school and the street that had already been there for years and we rode through and got back on the road and rode home like it was just a normal night.

Had an ex girlfriend cut my throat and just missed my jugular when we broke up. Was definitely exciting while driving to the hospital and debating if I should go or not what made me decide to go to the hospital was when I placed my hand on my neck my ring and middle finger went inside my neck. To this day we are still friends and she is with a guy with the same name as me and has kids...

This isn't exactly funny but it's one I remember. One day when I was 11 I was round my friends house. My friend had an older brother who had a gerbil. The brother wasn't in and my friend Jonny wanted to show me the gerbil and took it out the cage. It was a quick little thing and jumped out of Jonny's hand. He called for his dad to catch the gerbil, the gerbil had gone behind the desk and Jonny had to usher it out one side, the plan was for his dad to catch the gerbil as it came out. For some unknown reason Jonny's dad brought his hand down in a sort of chop fashion and instead of catching the gerbil he broke it's neck. I got sent home and as it was the summer in between primary school and secondary school I never saw that guy again.

This is more embarrassing with a bit of funny. I was walking my pup off lead when it spotted a couple of fishermen and a young lad eating their lunch. My pup actually looked at me first then ran as fast as she could towards the food, I swear the look it gave me was one of pure mischief. Anyway the pup scoffed the food while I was running to catch up, all the time calling and wondering did I imagine going to dog classes. The young lad suddenly grabbed up his sandwiches and stuffed them into is mouth before my renegade pup could get them. Luckily me looking mortified and apologising had been entertainment for the fishermen. To this day I have to keep an eye out for fishermen or picnickers, most of the time I get my dog on the lead before it strikes.

I got stuck in a bathroom. It was recently clean and the interruptor for the room bulb was wet. Went and push it and got stuck. Was there for like 15 mins crying.

Funny or exciting happened while i was growing up?

Well as i bring facts back to my mind, i would say the first day i went to school. Many children gathered at the school yard, accompanied by their parents-relatives, waiting for the priest to bless the new school year.   

My earliest memory ever was when I was three, it was my first day of school. My mom was taking pictures of me outside of the school and I was about to go in when I saw a policeman standing there. It was the first time I saw a policeman in the flesh and my mom had a habit of telling me I was gonna get "taken by the police" whenever I was naughty. So when the policeman made eye contact with me, I made a break for it and started running like crazy while crying because I didn't wanna get taken away.

And that's how I spent 3-4 months of my life with ginormous scars on both my knees and elbows.

When I was a kid, my mother, brother and I were driving to my mothers friends house as her friend just adopted a new little girl. On the way there it started to storm really badly and we had our windows open and she decided to close them. My little brother had his hand sticking out the window, and she closed the window on it. Stupid me told her she cut his hand off and she started freaking the fuck out trying to pull over and she kept asking me where his hand was and I was so confused because obviously his hand was still in the car. I was a dumb child, and my mother was really unhappy with me due to my poor choice of wording there. 

I have very fond memories of spending my time swimming in lakes and an array of outdoor activities.

Pig hunting

Fishing and diving

Trail walks and bike riding.

When I was like 5 I woke up hours before my mom and stayed in the living room watching YTV for awhile before I got bored, I’m not sure what was going through my mind but I tried to bake a cake on one of her big speakers. Flipped it over. Emptied the cake mix. Broke the eggs. I think I thought it would cook? I’m not sure. 

I sold coke when i was young i was 5 yrs old i got made was on run then got out do time buy sine my money a way i hope we all get rich

I was introduced to this game by a young man named David at a church youth group. Now look at me.

Playing Pkmn FireRed while in detention. Avoiding the student monitor was as exciting as beating the elite 4. Best pkmn game in my opinion.