Well at my 30th birthday Had my 1st. Heart Suergery   and now a dia betic   ,hell dont worry about the covid

Not really a memory of mine but my favorite story about me when I was a baby my mother tells. I was real laid back baby, never really cried unless i was hungry and would mostly just sleep or lay there. My older brother on the other hand was the opposite so often my mom would leave me laying on the couch while she cared for my brother. One of these times I got off the couch and went into the kitchen where I got a bottle of chocolate syrup and squirted it all over the floors, smearing it everywhere including cabinets and appliances. When my mom found me in the kitchen she had a breakdown and called my dad completely sobbing not knowing what to do.  

Oh this is a weird memory I have but I was a freshman in high school and was going on a trip with some of my cousins/grandparents. My grandparents had a thing where I was younger they would take us on trios from time to time it was a good time. Once for the biggest and last trip they took me to Seattle/Canada for a couple of days, It was a lot of fun. But at one point we were walking around around ten at night realizing there is nobody around and a lot of places were closed, I had a oh shit feeling. Then when I was walking a prostitute came over and asked me if I wanted to go with her. I don't remember what I said but I walked away fast not knowing what to do.

When i was about 17 me and the girl i was seeing decided to get a few drinks not having alot of cash we bought some cheap and nasty wine being young it didnt take much to get hammered we finished off the wine then raided her mothers brandy which we filled with water in an attempt to be sneaky. Sadly for us her mother who had been out drinking bought home a heap of people from the pub for drinks, My girl friend being drunk and trying to act sober as to not give it away we had been drinking decided to be a good daughter and offer to make coffee for everyone a thing she never does . Being drunk she ment to say to her mother you said you won money on the pokies but you have no milk instead she said water  which made her mother think you have been drinking which we had and needless to say she found out about the Brandy as well  which resulted in a grounding for my girlfriend  and a grounding for me as my girls mother informed mine as well :(

    Once upon a time in the, I'm going to take a guess, 3rd grade while I was at recess I was climbing up a ladder. When I reached the very this got spooked and decided to kick me off the ladder. I fall roughly 10 feet straight onto my right shoulder blade.                                                        I didn't notice anything wrong with it until probably 8 years later. I was looking at my back in the mirror I saw my shoulder blade would jut out at any time I tried to pull my arm back. And a little bit down the line a felt something weird on my side, and started to on the backside of my right ribs. I could feel my shoulder blade grind against my ribs. Since this hasn't really affected me I haven't gone to the doctors to get it checked.

When I was in elementary school (grade 1 or 2), I was "dating" a girl, Laurie. One day, we were at the swing set during recess and she kissed me. I was stunned that I had been kissed by a girl. I was so stunned, in fact, that I didn't notice her start swinging and she hit me to the ground with her legs (You know when you stick out your legs on the swing to build up momentum?).

M and my friend when we were kids were playing knock a door run.  We knocked on this guys door twice.  He didnt answer so the third time we opened his and there he was just 2 meters away.  He chased after us down the street and started shouting all sorts of things.  I fell over and lost my shoe but left it,  funny times lol.