The hulkster stares at the fighting list. REDEMPTION.

Well you know something ladyfighter, This fight is going to be different dude! You see im not going to be taking a beating like i did last time! Im going to go in there and show all the little Hulk-A-Maniacs that i am a real American and that we will prevail!

The hulkster looks at Sweeney, He glances at Valium, Finally he points at Godmother AlabamaWorley

SO Whatchya gonna do when Hulk-A-Mania Runs wild on you!!

The hulkster begins to rip his shirt when for some really strange and bizare reason everyone else did too.

Wait, What are you guys doing? This is my thing you guys cant do this! You are supposed to cheer. Lets try it again.

The hulkster looks at sweeney, he glances at valium, Finally points at Godmother AlabamaWorley

So WhatChya Gonna do....

An echo. Really? unbelievable. Everyone began to rip their shirts and flex in the streets. Hogan didnt know if they were legitamate Hulk-A-Maniacs or just mocking him. He left the streets shaking his head.

So to all you contestants, I ask.. how about we make things interesting?

Do we all agree to pay a $250,000 entrance fee?

That would make a $8,000,000 pot.

We give $500,000 to LadyFighter for hosting this event.

3rd place gets $1,500,000

2nd place gets $2,500,000

1st place gets $3,500,000

Do all participants agree to this?

i already accepted your idea and invested 250K on Mrs Ladyfighter's account \o/

Luca,

What if the others do not agree? In order for this to work, we would need everyone to agree and donate.

I want to make sure everyone accepts/agrees before we start transfering money.

well i dont care if everyother will agree, ill get my prize if i get in first 3...nihahahahahah im evil ^v^

Googlez, the man with a plan. I agree, lets spice it up.

It really needs LadyFighter to be on board and to contact each fighter individually to arrange payment if they still want in

LadyFighter, as the promoter extraordinaire. What's your thoughts?

My thoughts:

I did not announce this round would be with an entrance fee. I guess it would not be fair to people who entered and then all of a sudden have to pay a fee. The price this round will be what I get for donations. Maybe it is not that much then, but we can change this system next round.

reduce the number of participants to 16 or 8 then..else it`d take ages to find 32 ppl eager to join with a fee of 250K

I agree, that is why I kept the entrance for free. What does not mean I am in for new ideas. Lets discuss this later?

If you want to be witness of the fights, join #boxing.

you've got more morals than a certain Don King, Ladyfighter, I applaud you. Heres my donation:

Your accountant makes note that $250,000 has been wired to Ladyfighter from your account.

Now wheres that Jester, am in need of a good laugh

At the main entrance of the Arena a few men were discussing the Boxing Fights and Ladyfighter sees money going from hand to hand. When they saw Ladyfighter approaching the Arena, they smiled and approached Ladyfighter. Not knowing what would happen, Ladyfighter stumbled a little “Hi guys” and hoped they would let her go to the Arena to start the boxing fights of this night.

“Heya Lady, we were discussing the entrance fee for the boxing competition and thought it would be nice if there turns out to be some winning money for the winner. We know you don’t want to ask for entrance fee for this round, but here is our donation for the winner.”

This is something Ladyfighter never expected to happen and began to smile from ear to ear. “Thank you so much guys, this will make the winner happy. Will you join me inside and have a drink on me while watching the fights?”The men accepted the offer and inside they went to watch the fighters.

Ladyfighter had seen a few of the participants entering the New York Fight Club where Blazerze was getting them ready for tonights fights. So lets see how the matches took place.

Ladies and Gentlemen

Results of tonights fights:

PARISO	vs	The_Jester	10-13
FiroProchainezo	vs	Caboose	1-3
GrainneMhaol	vs	Valium	19-10
Hogan	vs	AlabamaWorley	19-18
Jonny	vs	Giuliano	12-4
Darkangel	vs	Luca_Senzafine	10-20
Seamus_Constable	vs	Googlez	16-1
Doughboy	vs	Domex	10-14
Eusebio	vs	Doug	3-8
NickFury	vs	Stallion	18-2
Spunktrumpet	vs	Crank	8-18
Southwillrise13	vs	JumpinJackFlash	19-4
Gallifrey	vs	Blazerze	18-14
Alpa-camacho	vs	Sweeney	6-8
Stan_The_Man_Smith	vs	Vincent_Toscani	6-6 13-18
Flank	vs	Axe	4-15

This results in next round fights.

The_Jester	vs	Caboose
GrainneMhaol	vs	Hogan
Jonny	vs	Luca_Senzafine
Seams_Constable	vs	Domex
Doug	vs	NickFury
Crank	vs	Southwillrise13
Gallifrey	vs	Sweeney
Vincent_Toscani	vs	Axe

Now lets hear everyones story on the matches, I am curious why a few won and others who were favorite lost.

Witness report:

[21:04:25] * @Hogan wants to box paris
[21:08:55] <@Paris> i'd retire your ass nfp :)
[21:08:57] <~Ladyfighter> you two are not fighting each other are you
[21:11:07] * @Hogan is looking to deep into this.
[21:11:08] * @Hogan rips his shirt
[21:11:08] <@Hogan> *well you know something lady fighter*
[21:11:09] <@Hogan> ah
[21:11:11] <@Hogan> what happened
[21:11:15] <@Hogan> oh
[21:11:22] * @Hogan is ready to fight paris
[21:11:32] * @Hogan shakes his fists and runs around in circles
[21:11:47] * @Hogan stops and randomly points at paris
[21:11:59] * @Ayame starts to yell: Hogan, Hogan
[21:12:23] <~Ladyfighter> Hogan
[21:12:29] * @Hogan takes a shot to the face and gives one back to paris
[21:12:31] <~Ladyfighter> you are not fighting paris today
[21:12:32] <~Ladyfighter> :D
[21:12:46] * @Hogan knows
[21:12:49] <@Hogan> :(
[21:12:51] <@Hogan> lol
[21:12:57] <@Paris> lucky escape Hogan ol' boy
[21:13:16] * @Ayame is afraid that Hogan  will be disqualified :S
[21:13:28] * @Hogan will not be disqualified
[21:13:43] <@Hogan> i want to write another threaed
[21:13:46] <@Hogan> but i think i write to many
[21:13:47] <@Hogan> haha
[21:16:04] * @Hogan falls to a knee in surprise
[21:16:13] <@Hogan> WTH!?
[21:16:15] <@Hogan> how come
[21:16:20] <@Hogan> i HATE IRC
[21:16:21] <@Hogan> WITH A PASSION
[21:16:24] <~Ladyfighter> omg Ayame :D do you have a rialin for Hogan?
[21:16:28] <~Ladyfighter> *ritalin
[21:16:58] <~Ladyfighter> well i am going to start with the fights :D
[21:17:02] <@Ayame> haha I have enough
[21:17:06] <@Hogan> im excited for the fights
[21:17:10] <@Hogan> wait whos the first fights
[21:17:15] * @Ayame gives a ritalin to Hogan
[21:17:18] <@Hogan> can i be main event :)
[21:17:22] <~Ladyfighter> PARISO    vs    The_Jester
[21:17:24] * @Hogan is calmed down
[21:17:44] <@Paris> woot
[21:17:48] * ~Ladyfighter is preparing the dices
[21:17:56] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 10
[21:17:56] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 13
[21:17:57] <@Hogan> haha
[21:17:57] <@Hogan> wooh
[21:18:04] * @Ayame is getting nerveous, who's gonna win?
[21:18:11] <~Ladyfighter> oops sorry Paris
[21:18:17] <~Ladyfighter> its The_Jester to win
[21:18:26] <@Ayame> wooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttt
[21:18:26] <@Paris> its a fix
[21:18:28] <@Paris> recount
[21:18:28] <@Ayame> :D
[21:18:33] <@Hogan> hahhahaa
[21:18:36] <@Hogan> what happend?
[21:18:58] <@Paris> your turn will come Hogan
[21:19:06] <~Ladyfighter> FiroProchainezo    vs    Caboose
[21:19:16] <~Ladyfighter> what you guys think?
[21:19:21] <@Hogan> lol
[21:19:24] * @Hogan waits
[21:19:25] <@Hogan> Caboose
[21:19:28] <@Hogan> he busted me out once
[21:19:34] * @Hogan roots for caboose
[21:19:55] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 1
[21:19:55] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 3
[21:20:01] <~Ladyfighter> Caboose
[21:20:07] * @Hogan punches the air
[21:20:27] <~Ladyfighter> next
[21:20:36] <~Ladyfighter> GrainneMhaol     vs     Valium
[21:20:37] <@Paris> come on my RH
[21:20:49] * @Hogan roots for valium
[21:20:54] <@Hogan> COME ON VAL
[21:20:55] <@Paris> caboose puches like a sissy
[21:21:03] <@Hogan> hes a hulk-a-maniac
[21:21:11] <@Hogan> lol
[21:21:21] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 19
[21:21:21] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 10
[21:21:32] <~Ladyfighter> GrainneMhaol is the winner
[21:21:47] <~Ladyfighter> she probably used some woman tricks :P
[21:22:18] <~Ladyfighter> Hogan     vs     AlabamaWorley
[21:22:23] <~Ladyfighter> nice match coming up
[21:22:26] <@Paris> woot
[21:22:32] <@Paris> come on Bama
[21:22:47] * ~Ladyfighter hears some drum rolls
[21:23:11] <~Ladyfighter> omg Paris you see that evil look on Hogan face?
[21:23:34] <@Paris> yea he's lining up a drop kick
[21:23:44] * ~Ladyfighter prepares the dices
[21:23:53] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 19
[21:23:53] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 18
[21:24:04] <~Ladyfighter> woow that was a close match :D
[21:24:07] <~Ladyfighter> Hogan wins
[21:24:20] <@Ayame> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D
[21:24:23] * @Paris applauds
[21:24:27] * @Ayame jumps  and dances
[21:24:33] <@Paris> well fought Hogan
[21:25:59] <~Ladyfighter> Hogan is drinking some water backstage
[21:26:02] * @Hogan thinks paris is one to judge
[21:26:02] <@Hogan> oh burn
[21:26:02] <@Hogan> suck
[21:26:02] <@Hogan> lol
[21:26:02] * @Hogan waits for the next match
[21:26:02] <@Hogan> come on bama
[21:26:02] * @Hogan roots for bama
[21:26:02] * @Hogan punches bama in the face
[21:26:02] <@Hogan> wait
[21:26:02] <@Hogan> this is the rematc h
[21:26:03] <@Hogan> last time she beat me 19 to like three
[21:26:03] <@Hogan> so i have to win
[21:26:05] <@Hogan> >:)
[21:26:06] * @Hogan is ready
[21:26:07] * @Hogan shows the look again
[21:26:08] <@Hogan> >:)
[21:26:09] <@Hogan> OH ANNOUNCERS?!
[21:26:10] <@Hogan> nice :)
[21:26:25] <@Hogan> milk
[21:26:26] <@Hogan> only milk
[21:26:52] <~Ladyfighter> then you took the wrong glass :P you are drinking water right now
[21:27:15] * @Hogan drops the glass and begins to cry
[21:27:30] * ~Ladyfighter hands Hogan a tissue, but you did win
[21:27:36] <~Ladyfighter> next fight
[21:27:43] <~Ladyfighter> Jonny     vs     Giuliano
[21:27:58] <~Ladyfighter> anyone cheering for his favorite?
[21:27:59] <@Hogan> ha lets go Giulano
[21:28:15] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 12
[21:28:15] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 4
[21:28:29] <~Ladyfighter> Jonny wins, wrong on you Hogan
[21:28:33] <@Hogan> suck
[21:28:37] <@Hogan> hahaha
[21:28:47] <~Ladyfighter> Darkangel     vs     Luca_Senzafine
[21:28:50] <@Luca_Senzafine> you will watch a legendary fight now
[21:28:52] <@Luca_Senzafine> see ;)
[21:28:57] <@Hogan> lets go Luca_Senzafine
[21:29:07] <@Hogan> pfft my fight was pretty legendary
[21:29:11] <~Ladyfighter> you have a special skill Luca_Senzafine?
[21:29:15] <@Luca_Senzafine> lol
[21:29:25] <@Luca_Senzafine> yea my nose is unbreakable
[21:29:33] <@Hogan> haha
[21:29:37] <~Ladyfighter> oh yeah you tried already :D
[21:29:43] <~Ladyfighter> dices, pls role :D
[21:29:48] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 10
[21:29:48] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 20
[21:29:55] <~Ladyfighter> impressive fight
[21:30:02] <@Luca_Senzafine> indeed
[21:30:03] <@Hogan> wow
[21:30:03] <@Hogan> nice
[21:30:14] <@Hogan> is axe fighting by chance?
[21:30:23] <~Ladyfighter> he is, last fight
[21:30:29] <@Hogan> oh nice
[21:30:30] <~Ladyfighter> Seamus_Constable     vs     Googlez
[21:31:05] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 16
[21:31:05] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 1
[21:31:12] <@Luca_Senzafine> lol
[21:31:18] <@Hogan> woah
[21:31:20] <~Ladyfighter> that is knock out almost
[21:31:21] <@Hogan> seamus is the man
[21:31:24] <@Luca_Senzafine> even a watersprinkler would do better than this
[21:31:28] <@Luca_Senzafine> googlez sucks :x
[21:31:29] <@Hogan> pretty much
[21:31:35] <@Hogan> hahaha
[21:31:41] <@Hogan> or seamus is that good
[21:31:54] <@Luca_Senzafine> suppresive punches
[21:32:00] <~Ladyfighter> lets hear their impression on the fight later on
[21:32:18] <~Ladyfighter> i hope they will explain in the thread
[21:32:21] <~Ladyfighter> Doughboy     vs     Domex
[21:32:37] <@Hogan> doughboy he makes me smile
[21:32:40] <@Hogan> with his name.
[21:32:45] <@Luca_Senzafine> lol
[21:32:56] <@Luca_Senzafine> domex had kicked my ass before
[21:33:08] <~Ladyfighter> they look very prepared
[21:33:12] <@Luca_Senzafine> so im for doughboy
[21:33:20] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 10
[21:33:20] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 14
[21:33:25] <~Ladyfighter> Domex again
[21:33:29] <@Luca_Senzafine> :s
[21:33:35] <~Ladyfighter> you saw that surprising left shot ?
[21:33:40] <@Luca_Senzafine> Ladyfighter:  please dont match me to him for next round
[21:33:41] <@Hogan> ugh man my fighters always lose
[21:33:45] * @Hogan saw it
[21:33:59] <@Hogan> I WANT SWEENEY!
[21:34:19] <~Ladyfighter> if you know something about schemes you can already know who is your next opponent
[21:34:25] <~Ladyfighter> but first next fight
[21:34:31] <~Ladyfighter> Eusebio     vs     Doug
[21:34:46] <@Hogan> doug
[21:34:50] <@Hogan> that was my favorite show as a kid
[21:34:59] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 3
[21:34:59] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 8
[21:35:06] <~Ladyfighter> he wins indeed :D
[21:35:09] <@Hogan> YES
[21:35:23] <~Ladyfighter> ohw now an important one
[21:35:32] <~Ladyfighter> NickFury     vs     Stallion
[21:35:55] <@Hogan> STALLION
[21:35:59] * @Hogan roots for stallion
[21:36:14] * ~Ladyfighter is tossing the dices in her hand, afraid to roll them
[21:36:18] <@Hogan> ....
[21:36:24] <@Hogan> me is nervous
[21:36:26] <~Ladyfighter> there they go
[21:36:31] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 18
[21:36:31] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 2
[21:36:32] <@Hogan> ahhh
[21:36:37] <@Hogan> hahahhahaha
[21:36:38] <@Hogan> lol
[21:36:42] <@Hogan> wth
[21:36:46] <@Hogan> haha
[21:36:59] <~Ladyfighter> i think Stallion has a jetlag, he was not acting as quick as he always does
[21:37:03] <@Ayame> omg.... this is terrible, poor Stallion
[21:37:17] <@Hogan> lol
[21:37:23] <@Hogan> who is nick fury
[21:37:31] <~Ladyfighter> ask him :D
[21:37:33] <@Hogan> stallion has bgs he shouldnt have lost haha
[21:37:53] <@Hogan> oh wait i know him nevermind lol
[21:38:18] <~Ladyfighter> Spunktrumpet     vs     Crank
[21:38:27] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 8
[21:38:27] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 18
[21:38:47] <~Ladyfighter> Crank was fast there
[21:38:49] <@Hogan> oh
[21:39:05] <~Ladyfighter> he completely surprised Spunktrumpet
[21:39:31] <~Ladyfighter> next one:
[21:39:37] <~Ladyfighter> Southwillrise13     vs     JumpinJackFlash
[21:40:34] <~Ladyfighter> okay here are the dices
[21:40:40] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 19
[21:40:40] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 4
[21:40:54] <~Ladyfighter> oef that hurts for JumpinJackFlash
[21:41:04] <~Ladyfighter> he had a good start, i wonder if something happened
[21:41:43] <~Ladyfighter> next fight is also one I am nervous for
[21:41:48] <~Ladyfighter> Gallifrey     vs     Blazerze
[21:41:56] <@Hogan> oh
[21:42:10] <@Ayame> no doubt, Blazerze will win
[21:42:23] <~Ladyfighter> lets see
[21:42:29] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 18
[21:42:29] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 14
[21:42:50] <~Ladyfighter> sorry Ayame
[21:42:56] <@Hogan> good fight :D
[21:43:04] <@Ayame> damn, what happened with him?
[21:43:13] <~Ladyfighter> he did defend great
[21:43:17] <@Ayame> I think he drunk too much from our bar :S
[21:43:25] <~Ladyfighter> think so too :D
[21:43:36] * @Hogan apologies for the bar
[21:43:36] <~Ladyfighter> next fight
[21:43:42] <~Ladyfighter> Alpa-camacho     vs     Sweeney
[21:44:07] <@Hogan> >:)
[21:44:08] <@Hogan> Sweeney.
[21:44:15] <~Ladyfighter> dices will tell
[21:44:16] * @Hogan plans to interfere with the match
[21:44:42] * ~Ladyfighter asks Ayame to hold Hogan busy during this match
[21:45:04] * @Hogan cant be contained
[21:45:19] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 6
[21:45:19] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 8
[21:45:27] <~Ladyfighter> Sweeney wins
[21:45:28] * @Ayame points at the ceiling and asks Hogan to kill the spider that's up there :P
[21:45:32] <@Hogan> oh
[21:45:33] <@Hogan> weird fight
[21:45:41] * @Hogan was to busy killing a spider
[21:45:53] <@Hogan> At least the spider has died.
[21:45:56] <~Ladyfighter> ns Hogan
[21:45:57] <~Ladyfighter> :D
[21:46:11] <@Hogan> Thanks :D
[21:46:21] <~Ladyfighter> still 2 more fights to go
[21:46:27] <~Ladyfighter> Stan_The_Man_Smith     vs     Vincent_Toscani
[21:46:50] * ~Ladyfighter saw Stan_The_Man_Smith looking at the referee with a strange smile on his face
[21:46:53] <@Hogan> oh co main event :D
[21:47:04] <~Ladyfighter> lets see what the dices say
[21:47:11] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 6
[21:47:11] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 6
[21:47:41] <~Ladyfighter> its a draw
[21:47:47] <~Ladyfighter> they have to fight on
[21:48:24] * ~Ladyfighter gives Stan_The_Man_Smith and Vincent_Toscani both some water
[21:48:28] <~Ladyfighter> there they go again
[21:48:37] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 13
[21:48:37] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 18
[21:48:43] * @Hogan drinks both of their water
[21:48:53] <~Ladyfighter> Vincent_Toscani was more lucky in the end
[21:49:11] <@Hogan> haha
[21:49:17] <@Hogan> worked on that cardio
[21:49:18] <@Hogan> AXE
[21:49:19] <@Hogan> AXE
[21:49:20] <@Hogan> AXE
[21:49:25] <~Ladyfighter> Flank     vs     Axe
[21:49:26] * @Hogan chants the beloved rhms name
[21:49:38] <~Ladyfighter> i am nervous
[21:49:46] <@Hogan> he will win i am sure
[21:49:52] <@Hogan> we trained together
[21:49:55] <~Ladyfighter> you sure?
[21:50:01] <~Ladyfighter> okay, lets see what the dices say
[21:50:02] * @Hogan rips his shirt in happiness
[21:50:08] <@Hogan> its axe
[21:50:09] <@Hogan> hes like a blade
[21:50:15] <@Hogan> he will cut down his opponents
[21:50:19] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 4
[21:50:19] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 15
[21:50:24] <~Ladyfighter> woooow
[21:50:29] <@Hogan> WOOH
[21:50:29] <~Ladyfighter> he won
[21:50:30] <@Hogan> body body head axe
[21:50:33] <@Hogan> :)
[21:50:37] * @Hogan taunts with Axe
[21:50:46] <~Ladyfighter> sorry for Flank, but it seems he had no chance
[21:51:09] * @Hogan continues taunting with axe
[21:59:03] <~Ladyfighter> thanks for joining :D
[22:00:04] <@Ayame> wow it was an exiting evening
[22:00:22] <@Ayame> I guess I will have problems with falling asleep tonight
[22:00:38] <~Ladyfighter> i guess you wont, the spider is dead :D
[22:01:20] <@Ayame> hmm not the spider, but all those exciting fights haha

I just want to say that... uhh.. the accusations that I flopped during the fight are.. uh... (swallows) false. I did.. in no way.. (as he lookes nervous) took a dive during the fight. He beat me far and square. I know it didn't look like a strong punch, but I assure you.... it was a hard punch..... Now excuse me, I have to get to the cashier to collect my winnings from some bets I had placed on... uhh.. some of the other fights...

Grainne jumps up and down cheering when she wins the fight, before noticing Valium's sadface and giving him a post fight hug. She was looking forward to her next fight with Hogan, deciding to get some training on how to defend against leg drops and flying t-shirts.

so i went to look at my new opponent CRANK and he is DEAD hmmmm

South, let's wait a bit for Ladyfighter to pronounce her resolution, but I believe that due to a clerical error, a fighter that should have been playing in the first round and was omitted from the final list may be allowed to step up in Crank's place.

"congratulations"

darkangel dabs at his bloody lip.

"good luck to all those who survived.

"congratulations"

darkangel dabs at his bloody lip.

"good luck to all those who survived.

Sweeney leaves the boxing arena with a bloody face. He goes to congrats to Alpa. It was a close and intense fight. Sweeney gets a white towel and wipes off his blood. He remembers Hogan's voice in the distance:"I'm going to interfere this match." Oh but, Mr. Hogan didn't not so. So when Sweeney walks by Hogan the next time they see each other. Sweeney is going to trip him and hit him with a chair. He goes to his locker room when a lady told him his next match-up. It was....It was....Gallifrey. Sweeney's mouth dropped. He pulls out the picture of Mr. Albert out of his coat pocket and traces his face on the picture with his finger.

I'll advenge you Mr. Albert. Gallifrey won't even know what hit him!

Caboose recovering from a close fight injects roids and cocaine mix

I'm going to take care of your light weight Pariso...

The_Jester....WILL FALL

Continues snorting an unidentified white substance

Oh and are we paying fees to continue?