Stan watched as his opponent writhed in agony on the mat the ref moved towards Stan signeling for the bell

" Due to constent infractions Stan The Man Smith has been Disqualified "

The words rocked Stan like a thunderbolt, Without thinking Stan lashes out the punch catching the ref offgaurd and landing square on his jaw the ref hits the mat like a sack of spuds a small tear appears on Stans glove revealing what appears to be some sort of metak concealed in the glove. Stans manager The Civilian seeing this jumps into the ring Grabbing Stan and placeing a towl over the glove.

" Stan Stan settle down comone we gotta get out of here "

Stran looking like he has just been cheated out of the last piece of chocolate cake begrudgeinly follows as a loud roar of jeering shakes the arena.

I would like very much to be involved in this competition, please include me.

I'm Ready To Fight. If It's Full Then Sign Me Up For The Next One

JesTer was just taking a breather from his fight, when he heard someone in the distance shouting, "The_Jester....WILL FALL", "The_Jester....WILL FALL".

Yeah really, come on man, let the bell ring, lets do it right now, right here !!

Puts a buket of cold water over his face.

Coming back from the fights last night, Ladyfighter took out the mail from her mailbox, but left them on the table and went straight to bed. Totally forgot the mail this morning and now she is looking at the envelopes on her table.

There is one that is marked with black lines on it. That is strange, i did not hear someone died lately. Opening the envelope it said that sadly under unknown circumstances Crank died.

Ladyfighter runs to her notice board and sees that Crank did fight yesterday. That cant be true. He is dead, it says here. Then who was fighting in Crank's place. Ladyfighter thinks about the fights and lets the participants run through her memory. Then she remembers that Crank was more dressed then the others and that he had a cowboy hat. No one fights with a cowboy hat, but he did.

In the streets she looks at the crowd to find the man with the cowboy hat. She asked some people and there was a man who said he had seen the guy with the hat. He saw him in one of the casino's in Las Vegas.
Ladyfighter went to Las Vegas to find the man with the hat and indeed he was sitting at a roulette table in the casino.

"Hey man", she asked and the man turned around to look at her, "you were fighting in the boxing ring last night and won". The man answered with a real nice low voice. "Yes Lady, that was me. When I saw Crank was not showing up at the fight, I took his place. I hope you dont mind."

Thinking about this answer, Ladyfighter decides to let the man take Crank's place in the competition.

"Sure, I dont mind. I will change the name of Crank in the competition and put your name in it. Since we did not meet before, maybe you can give me your name?"

"Lady, it is a pleasure to do business with you. My name is BuffaloJoe." "Nice to meet you too Sir. See you at next fights".

I wipe the blood and spit off my face with the towel I was provided.

"Second round," I said to myself. "Let's do this."

Gallifrey comes in the next day after the fight followed by his assistant RiverSong and his bodyguards, holding Mr. Albert in his hands, Stroking him gently. He reads the list of winners

PARISO	vs	The_Jester	10-13
FiroProchainezo	vs	Caboose	1-3
GrainneMhaol	vs	Valium	19-10
Hogan	vs	AlabamaWorley	19-18
Jonny	vs	Giuliano	12-4
Darkangel	vs	Luca_Senzafine	10-20
Seamus_Constable	vs	Googlez	16-1
Doughboy	vs	Domex	10-14
Eusebio	vs	Doug	3-8
NickFury	vs	Stallion	18-2
Spunktrumpet	vs	Crank	8-18
Southwillrise13	vs	JumpinJackFlash	19-4
Gallifrey	vs	Blazerze	18-14
Alpa-camacho	vs	Sweeney	6-8
Stan_The_Man_Smith	vs	Vincent_Toscani	6-6 13-18
Flank	vs	Axe	4-15

Looks like PARISo is out early this time, Caboose good job, GrainneMhaol,HOLY SHIT HOGAN ONE! I should go see how the GodMother feels about that one. Lets see Jonny, Luca_Senzafine good job, Seamus_Constable put the hurtting on Googlez

Gallifrey chuckles slightly, Domex, Doug hmm most be related to Doughboy, NickFury aww I was hoping to fight Stallion, Crank? didnt i see him in the gutter the other day, ah well... Southwillrise(not likely), yours truely, Sweeney haha lil runt probly cheated, Vincent_Toscani now that was a good match, and last Axe, hope we get to fight. 

Gallifrey then begins to look at the next line up of fights to come reading aloud telling RiverSong to place some bets.... Caboose, Hogan, Luca_Senzafine, Domex, NickFury, errrmmm that dead guy Crank if he is dead and still fighting gotta win, Gallifrey -Vs- Sweeney reading this then double checking Gallifrey begins chuckling loudly that it sounds like rolling thunder shaking the building... Oh this is gonna be RIIIIICHHH!!!!

he looks around to make sure no one is watching and takes a Marker from his pocket now the list reads 

He begins to walk away then turns back and tacks a picture of (--->Mr. Albert<----) to the list.

Oh and River but Axe down also

Gallifrey, you need to keep up with the times if you pretend to report these sport news. :)

Crank is not the fighter's actual name...

Sweeney wandering around the streets and sees Gallifrey posting up a frog that was an imposter of Mr. Albert.

YOU MOTHER FUCKER!

Sweeney goes after him but Gallifrey was too fast. Or Sweeney had to much Mnt Dew's in his tummy. Besides chasing him and sees the picture of this imposter of a frog. He shakes his head and puts up the real picture of <a href="http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=a+cute+frog&view=detail&id=3DB9C5C21E30206CB01519DD2BA690BC5B255715&first=30&FORM=IDFRIR" class="six">Mr
Albert.</a>

Doesnt matter Imma win the whole thing

Caboose grins mischievously

whens the next round and what do we need to pay in for it

DanK walks into the gym were all boxers are doing yoga in preparation for their next fight. He flicks out a chair and stands on it.

Gentlemen, I have a question, which I hope might spark a bit of debate amongst you all.:

Were your opponent to deliberately head but you, and then apologise, lose a point, then after the ref has ordered you to fight, attempts to hug you, what would you do?

a) Hug him back, take a step back, await your opponent to put his guard back up, and continue with the fight;

b) Push him off and knock him out. 'Protect yourself at all times, the ref said fight, why you hugging me?'

c) Other (Please let me know)

Your thoughts on this matter will be much appreciated!

DanK gets off the chair, sits on it, and awaits the answers. A lot of head scratching is going on amongst the boxers...

Simple answer push him off and knock the motherfucker out.

wtf is a fighter hugging me anyway? KHTFO.

C) I'd kiss him on the cheek and say, "It's ok."

I lost first round! Would you beleive me if I said I was framed? Drugged? Someone put a banana in my shoe! There was something wrong, thats for sure.

JesTer stares back at his next opponent Caboose, good luck mate, as you will going to need it a lot !!!

Grins back at Caboose !!

Ladyfighter was reading Mob News II and smiled when she read all the stories on the fights. It is nice the newspaper reporter was attending the fights to report it to the crowd. It hopefully means that a lot of people will come and watch the fights next time. Putting down the paper, Ladyfighter looks at her watch and says to herself “Come on Lady, no time to be lazy, you should be heading to the Arena for the next fights”. Yeah next fights, I am so wondering who will win this time. As seen in the paper and also in her mailbox, a few people are favorite. But you never know how the fights will go and the results will always be a surprise to everyone. In the arena the fighters and a lot of supporters are already ready to start the fights. So there we go…….

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Welcome to the next round of fights of this 3^rd round New York Arena Boxing Competition. A special welcome to the newspaper reporter who is going to report all the fights in next Mob News. Please welcome the fighters of tonight.

The fighters enter the Arena and accept the cheering of the crowd. Then they leave again to their dressing rooms to prepare themselves for the fight. Hogan of course is very busy trying to get his muscles warm for the fight. I see BuffaloJoe smoking a cigar and Doug is taking a nap. Well everyone prepares themselves in their own way.

Results:

The_Jester	vs	Caboose	20-12
GrainneMhaol	vs	Hogan	8-14
Jonny	vs	Luca_Senzafine	5-6
Seams_Constable	vs	Domex	13-16
Doug	vs	NickFury	6-5
BuffaloJoe	vs	Southwillrise13	2-14
Gallifrey	vs	Sweeney	9-19
Vincent_Toscani	vs	Axe	1-8

Fortunately there were no casualties taken to hospital. The_Jester is very tired after the match. Caboose really beated him a lot. Axe is smiling from ear to ear and tries to comfort GrainneMhaol who lost her fight.  The newspaper reporter is interviewing all fighters, so I guess a lot will be in the Mob Mail again.

Quarter Finals:

The_Jester	vs	Hogan
Luca_Senzafine	vs	Domex
Doug	vs	Southwillrise13
Sweeney	vs	Axe

Witness Report:

[20:49:19] <~Ladyfighter> lets go :D
[20:49:36] <~Ladyfighter> The_Jester    vs    Caboose
[20:49:36] <~Ladyfighter> GrainneMhaol    vs    Hogan
[20:49:36] <~Ladyfighter> Jonny    vs    Luca_Senzafine
[20:49:36] <~Ladyfighter> Seams_Constable    vs    Domex
[20:49:36] <~Ladyfighter> Doug    vs    NickFury
[20:49:36] <~Ladyfighter> BuffaloJoe    vs    Southwillrise13
[20:49:36] <~Ladyfighter> Gallifrey    vs    Sweeney
[20:49:36] <~Ladyfighter> Vincent_Toscani    vs    Axe
[20:49:41] <@Ayame> ok , waiting the results
[20:49:42] <~Ladyfighter> these are the fights of tonight
[20:49:49] <~Ladyfighter> first fight:
[20:50:03] <~Ladyfighter> The_Jester     vs     Caboose
[20:50:09] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 20
[20:50:09] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 12
[20:50:10] <@Ayame> fingers crosser for The Jester
[20:50:15] <~Ladyfighter> he won :D
[20:50:21] <@Ayame> yeah!!!
[20:50:24] <~Ladyfighter> second fight:
[20:50:34] <~Ladyfighter> GrainneMhaol     vs     Hogan
[20:50:45] <~Ladyfighter> family fight :'(
[20:50:48] <@Ayame> hogan should win :)
[20:50:52] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 8
[20:50:52] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 14
[20:50:54] <@Ayame> He's the hulk
[20:50:59] <~Ladyfighter> he did
[20:51:08] <~Ladyfighter> probably took off his shirt again
[20:51:16] <@Ayame> omg I should become a broker
[20:51:21] <~Ladyfighter> Jonny     vs     Luca_Senzafine
[20:51:26] <@Ayame> haha yeah
[20:51:38] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 5
[20:51:38] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 6
[20:51:45] <~Ladyfighter> close fight, but Luca won
[20:52:12] <@Ayame> yes, italian spirit
[20:52:18] <~Ladyfighter> Seams_Constable     vs     Domex
[20:52:27] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 13
[20:52:27] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 16
[20:52:35] <~Ladyfighter> Domex is doing great
[20:52:59] <~Ladyfighter> next one:
[20:53:01] <@Ayame> yes he sure is
[20:53:09] <~Ladyfighter> Doug     vs     NickFury
[20:53:21] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 6
[20:53:21] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 5
[20:53:24] <@Ayame> hard one
[20:53:30] <~Ladyfighter> yeah and a close fight also
[20:53:42] <@Ayame> yea that's what I expected
[20:53:46] <~Ladyfighter> that last hit did it
[20:54:04] <~Ladyfighter> now the fight with the man with the hat
[20:54:10] <~Ladyfighter> BuffaloJoe     vs     Southwillrise13
[20:54:20] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 2
[20:54:20] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 14
[20:54:32] <~Ladyfighter> wooow Southwillrise really knocked him down
[20:55:05] <~Ladyfighter> next one is also a hard one
[20:55:07] <@Ayame> yea, I think he will not fight anymore, he's getting too old :P
[20:55:17] <~Ladyfighter> Gallifrey     vs     Sweeney
[20:55:37] <@Ayame> hmmm who will win?
[20:55:58] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 9
[20:55:58] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 19
[20:56:01] <~Ladyfighter> Sweeney
[20:56:05] <~Ladyfighter> did not expect that
[20:56:31] <@Ayame> I bet Sweeney trained like hell
[20:56:36] <~Ladyfighter> yeah
[20:56:39] <~Ladyfighter> last fight for tonight
[20:56:44] <~Ladyfighter> Vincent_Toscani     vs     Axe
[20:56:50] <~Ladyfighter> what you think?
[20:57:00] <@Ayame> I hope Axe, but am not sure
[20:57:12] <~Ladyfighter> lets roll the dices :D
[20:57:15] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 1
[20:57:15] <~Ladyfighter> 1d20: 8
[20:57:23] <@Ayame> yeahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[20:57:46] <~Ladyfighter> lol yeah
[20:58:18] <~Ladyfighter> i heard he is grumpy when he looses a fight, so i am glad Axe won :P
[20:58:48] <~Ladyfighter> thank you Ayame for being here :D
[20:59:20] <@Ayame> I enjoyed all the naked bodies :P
[20:59:43] <~Ladyfighter> lol i will send them all to you

so DOUG your boxing career is about to end!!!!!!!

Sweeney punches out Gallifrey. The crowd goes wild! A knockout punched! Sweeney is stunned! For extra measure Sweeney punched him in the face while he was down. Mr. Albert came out of Gallifrey's boxing shorts. Sweeney bends down and picks him up with his boxing gloves.

What now bitch!