I would like to thank BuckyLasek and Ned_Harrington for sponsoring this competition and for the great teamwork they demonstrated in making this work. With Bucky as the wordsmith and Ned funding the prizes, this competition has already been a success, and with a week remaining! I eagerly anticipate the remaining entries.

I would also like to thank the Competition Commission for sanctioning this event. Without the CC, these writing competitions would turn into a bloody mess Every. Single. Time.  Just like they used to before the creation of the CC.

Thank you for the entry StifflersMama. Everyone here at the Competition Commission loves and supports you. Your beauty and grace are certain to bring a tear to anyone's eye. 

And we certainly can't understate how important it was you raised Stiffler to be such a strong and capable person. 

Your entry has been approved and I have attached your prize receipt. 

Success! You have transferred 10.00 credits to StifflersMama. The note "Valid Competition Entry" was included.

Bucky I am trying to host a competition. If you don't have anything to add please leave me alone.  

Congratulations, you arent worth the headache Ned_Harrington. Solid way to push away anyone who actually might like a chance.

You win. You couldn’t come up with your own stuff so you can hijack this one.

Same saying applies, when you can choose to be anything at all, you choose to be a dick. Enjoy it, I guess.

You know what they say. You are what you eat. 

I'm not sure why you feel the need to make this into a competition between us. Ned winks at Bucky. 

You are still the one who has refused every single olive branch I've extended to you, I am still paying out for your competition. I have received numerous mails thanking me for helping you out.

I'm sorry you feel this way and don't want to work with me, but this is about you and this isn't about me. This is about the competition and the participants. 

I make a point to not work with people that I don’t respect Ned_Harrington. You’re at the top of that list. You aren’t a good person, if that’s what you choose to be, good on you I guess.

There have been no olive branches, you just aren’t smart enough to come up with your own stuff so you have to claim others. Good for you I guess.

I learned a while ago not to wrestle with the pigs, you’ll just get dirty and they love it.

Will the Competition Commission be sanctioning the competition between Bucky and Ned?

I have taken enough of your abuse. I no longer wish to be your friend. You are a sad, vile man. 

TomJoad I certainly hope not I no longer want anything to do with this individual. This competition on the other hand is open for ALL ENTRIES. 

Let's get some more positivity back into this competition! 

If you want positivity Ned_Harrington, you probably should have stayed out of something that you didn’t create. As per usual though, you can’t create anything. You have to ride of coattails because you can’t do it yourself. In that sense, you’re the perfect spokesman for the CC. Disgusting organization full of disgusting people.

Thanks for the kind words BuckyLasek. You're a true gem of a person. Good luck out there!

The colonel follows the cacophony of unintelligible yells and bickering and ends up in a mess. People fighting and arguing back and forth, back and forth. 

"What the fuck is this? What our Streets have turned into? You guys are making this a terrible place to visit! For fucking fuck sake and for all that's fucking holy to you, end this fucking CC bullshit or you'll end up all braindead. I mean REALLY braindead. And i already see signs of it, even i when i listen to your stupid ass ramblings lose a little bit of my IQ. For fuck sake, stop." He frowns and shoves someone out of the way and leaves.

Thank you for your entry Colonel_Ives. You've shown great humility by stooping to our level and coming out here to try and help the situation. You've followed the prompt perfectly and should be commended for your efforts. 

I've attached a copy of your prize receipt. 

Success! You have transferred 10.00 credits to Colonel_Ives. The note "Valid Competition Entry" was included.

With the demise of Bucky, does that mean this will no longer be ran? Are we seeing the potential end of all competitions? Instead of getting into such a speculative market everyone should come with me to the more secure side of this thing of ours: business. One day I will run an empire of stores from California to Delaware, and you're all welcome to be part of it.

Say no to competitions and say yes to putting your blood sweat and tears into hard work.

Together we can build a future that our children can be proud of. Who's with me? Just send some cash and I can assure you that it will be placed onto the stock markets to mature. Once its ripe for the plucking, you will be able to have your name put onto its very own business of your choice, and you will receive roughly two percent of all earnings from said venture.

Spend money to make money, as my papa used to say. Before his untimely demise to Luciano himself, a Godfather Chairman feared our message and was one of his final shots. They knew that we'll move mountains. We'll create oceans. We'll become a volcano and spew forth the hot magma of victory and wealth creation.

Join me.

Today, @BuckyLasek lies dead.

Was this a Competition Commission murder? 

If this is not evidence of Competition Commission meddling I don't know what is. Frankly after all the misery and upheaval they have caused in recent times I'm a-shocked-a that they've been able to get away with it.

"Mama Mia, eh. I like-a da pizza. As you can tell from my Full Blooded Italian accent I am a real Italian guy. You wouldn't get this kind of scandal in my homeland in my native Siciliy.

Death, taxes and the CC are the only certainties in life.

This was BY FAR the worst competition I have ever seen and probably the best advertisement for the CC imaginable. I'm just glad no one died. 

I think we have seen at least one casualty, @ClamTuburlaragula.  At this stage, it's under if the CC shot someone or someone shot at the CC or both.

Thankfully, TheBeast has seen sense and isn't murdering the numerous people who think the CC was behind the recent CC wars. 

The Meaningless Commission

The no-nonsense committee is a group of people who get together to discuss and explore things that seemingly have no meaning or purpose. It is an initiative that seeks to promote creativity and free thinking, allowing members to explore absurd ideas and imagine unusual possibilities.

This commission is made up of open-minded individuals willing to look at the world differently and question conventional notions of meaning and logic. They believe that meaningless things can be a source of inspiration and creativity, and that it is possible to find meaning in seemingly chaotic and random situations.

I apologize for my absence. I've just been released from the hospital after suffering a grievous wound by the dastardly menace BuckyLasek. I had been passing out prizes for entries when I noticed a visibly distraught Bucky quickly approaching me with a gun in hand. Thanks to my years of combat training I received during my time in the Competition Commission Enforcement Division I was able to quickly disarm and dispatch the would be assailant. 

I unfortunately underestimated his veracity. He had stashed a smaller, pathetic gun in his waistbelt. He was able to get a single shot off, a clean through and through to my abdomen. After several hours of surgery I am still standing and I will continue to give out prizes. The Competition Commission will not be bullied by the likes of BuckyLasek. 

On that note, I'd like to thank BigBadBoss for his submission. While I don't agree with your no competitions stance. I respect your differing opinions. 

Thank you to GiannaSchmianni for your submission. I appreciated a look into the viewpoint of a real Italian guy. 

And a thank you to Explosion for your submission. I sure do like hearing about commissions, even if it's not one I directly support. 

I've attached receipts for each of entries below. 

Success! You have transferred 10.00 credits to BigBadBoss. The note "Valid Competition Entry" was included.

Success! You have transferred 10.00 credits to GiannaSchmianni. The note "Valid Competition Entry" was included.

Success! You have transferred 10.00 credits to Explosion. The note "Valid Competition Entry" was included.

Thanks for making it over here DwayneJohnson. I wanted to visit your competition personally, but my trip to the hospital delayed me. I was very happy to see a MattCollins and Wellerman memorial contest, from everything I heard they were very close friends. If you need any assistance with your competition feel free to let me know. 

Ned_Harrington - consider this my entry. MattCollins was a nice guy. BuckyLasek was a good man.

Why is the Competition Commission killing people and starting wars? 

Why is TheBeast tolerated in this world?