Well let us partake in the great mystery that is the hospital. You shall be the nurse who is craving a promotion and I the Head of the hospital.
"Well miss you wanted a raise is that correct?" |
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MR. CYCLONE! I DARE SAY THIS IS A RADIO SHOW AND IMPROVISATION DOES NOT MEAN YOU MUST UNZIP AND BEQUEST MY ATTENTION WITH VULGAR NUDITY! |
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With a grumble I zip back up "Well folks can never say I don't try...." |
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Try, yes, you do, but you forget that it is only I that can see your....minuscule parts... |
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"WELL SIR! This is a family radio station please keep the sexual innuendo off the air! |
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What do you mean sexual innuendo? I am merely speaking of your leprechaun fingers! You have a very dirty mind, my friend, VERY DIRTY! |
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"Aye they be magical fingers, you can ask any young lass!" |
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Now, my friend, who is insinuating sexual acts? I know, by your trade as a masseuse, that you speak of massages for females, but that was a very sexual innuendo. |
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"Yes but that is one the younglings will not understand." With a whisper I add See make up the words as we go! It's quality make your donation today!" |
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Back to the infomercial then? Fine.
blah blah give us money blah blah we be funny... oh... comedy music! I amaze myself at times at how intelligent, hansom, and humorous I really am! |
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"Wow there Kevin don't get us sued for false advertising you are neither intelligent or hansom.!" |
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And you're not humorous, so I think we've evened things out. For a leprechaun though, you are quite adorable. |
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"Indeed it's what we do! And I provide the color to your gloom. This is comedy not an infomercial (Give us money! ALL OF IT!)" |
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Would it be wrong to say you're the wind beneath my wings? The pot of gold at the end of my rainbow? |
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"Oh yes you can say that! But the pot of gold is empty so be the first to fill it with joy and happiness!" |
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How about with alcohol and cocaine? They bring the same joy as gold, but are easier to find! |
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"Well with the many (2) Viewers help and support all that can be made possible! So give lots and give often!" |
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Yes! We desire to serve you properly with humorous quips, but to do this we need lots of Alcohol and cocaine, and that costs a lot of money. Since we don't get paid for this radio show--well, we can't because we have the actual hosts hogtied in the janitors closet, and we shot the producer--but that's beside the point! |
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"Yes sir Rome wasn't built in a day and neither was this masterminded plan and $10,000 a day coke habit! So please help us survive...and be able to post bail..." |
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Yes, bail, bails of pot! We need no bail money, per say, just the cocaine, marijuana, and alcohol! |
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