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And hookers....god how I love thee ladies of the night. |
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Ladies? What are you talking about? Last time I saw you with a hooker it was a cross dressing male chimpanzee with fake eyebrows. |
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"Well you see that's why we need these donations! My level of hookers has decreased dramatically! |
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YES, Yes it has! But, enough of the infomercial, more on that later.
Cyclone, what would you be doing if you didn't have a $10,000 a day cocaine habit, an affinity for prostitutes, an dieing thirst for alcohol, and short stubby legs? |
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Well I would be a movie star! So kids don't do drugs, liquor or hookers...it will only end with you being on a crap radio comedy show.... |
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Yes yes, but, my friend, you must admit, Crappy radio comedy shows are the new "it" thing of the 30s! |
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Yes! That indeed it is! Move over listening to boring politics! This is where the real action lies! |
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Lies! Good word! Especially used right after Politics! Synonyms, am I right?
Anyway, we're not political in anyway -- unless the politician wants to allow prostitutes, alcohol, and cocaine. Then I'll vote. And kill the opposition.
Until that day, we're comedians! |
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Well sir I think we should run for President! Deep down inside that's what every REAL American wants...if they don't they're a communist! |
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YEA! COMMUNISM is not as cool as COMEDYISM! |
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Yes! For we have a dental plan! Take that you dirty commies! |
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NO! Cyclone! They've taken everything else, why do should they have our dental plan? |
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Wait...they stole our dental plan! Now how will little Suzy get braces! Those monsters! We must stop this! Dear (3) viewers, I beg of you to take up arms against this socialist evil that is spreading from the west! Stop them before everyone is doomed to a life of bad teeth and smelly houses! |
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Or send us loads of money and we shall arm ourselves with alcohol and cocaine and totally destroy the communists with our bare hands! |
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Barehandedly destroy this evil at the source! Come on people this kind of entertainment useally costs in the millions! Today it's yours for the low price of $999,999.99! |
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yes, plus .01 tax/shipping and handling! |
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Well yes! So get yours today at this incredible bargain! |
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YES! Get yours today! We call it the "Two drugged out alcoholic mass murders save the world from communism" Labor Day Special! |
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Well I see the community is being quite cheap today! So time for a change of pace!
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YES THE COMMUNITY IS BEING SO, SO, SO....Kevin's eyes grow wide
SHINY OBJECT!
He dives across the room and retrieves the shiny quarter from the floor, drooling like a mad man! |
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