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| Jesters Of Comedy Radio Show | Started by: Kevin_Leman on May 18, '08 15:28 |
| Truth be told, Cyclone isn't lieing | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 18, '08 19:54 | |
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| That indeed is true, I am a very truthful guy! And poor Kevin's family is in love with poverty, and instead of actually working he is here bringing you entertainment so please DONATE! | |
| Reply by: Cyclone at May 18, '08 19:56 | |
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| Yes! Donate so I can buy spit rags for my son! He needs something to wipe up the drool, and as of yet we cannot afford all the necessary materials. I love my son, and I want to best for him! So, fertilizer and spit rags! | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 18, '08 19:59 | |
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Well fertilizer just take from the latrine out back. Speaking of that can you handle this alone for five minutes or will the place be burnt down by than? I head out back for a quick break |
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| Reply by: Cyclone at May 18, '08 20:00 | |
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Well I guess I can handle things alone for a bit. It's not like we have any phone calls. Maybe people are just so dumbfounded by the fact that there is something entertaining happening on our radio again that they cannot remember how to breath, let alone dial a telephone and enter into the conversation. That must be it! I mean, who wouldn't love this radio station? This radio station is the shit! I mean we rule all radios and noone can deny that. If you want to try to deny that, call us up and talk! We're waiting! |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 18, '08 20:02 | |
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Running out to the phone booth across the street from the station I throw a quarter in and begin my evil ploy Hi is this Kevin of "Jesters Of Comedy Radio Show"? Yes well you suck much! That Cyclone is a million times better! I slam down the phone and head back to the latrine |
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| Reply by: Cyclone at May 18, '08 20:12 | |
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The phone rings OH! A PHONE CALL! Kevin picks up the phone Welcome, listener, you're now on Jester's Of Comedy! I'm Kevin, my co-host Cyclone is away right now. What is your comment? Muffled hollering echo's throughout the studio You son of a b*bleep*! DON'T CALL ME AGAIN YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING NOBODY GOOMBA PIECE OF SHIT! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE ON THE RADIO YOU DON'T CALL ME AGAIN OR I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU YOU SON OF A B*BLEEP*! I'm sorry, sir? Did I sleep with your wife? |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 18, '08 20:15 | |
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Walking back in I hear Kevin mention "Sleep with your wife?" "Oh dear god what did you get us into now?!" |
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| Reply by: Cyclone at May 18, '08 20:31 | |
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As the other end of the line cuts the connection with an angry CLICK, Kevin looks at Cyclone, and says Not sure, but that bastard didn't answer me. So I'll ask our listeners, if you think that I slept with his wife, call us at 1-800-KevinsASlut and Let us know! |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 18, '08 20:33 | |
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| Hmmm you realize the number of people that think that is a sex hotline will be enormous....right? | |
| Reply by: Cyclone at May 18, '08 20:36 | |
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| Well, that's true, but you also realize that if we don't persuade some people into at least calling, the network will cancel us, and we'll be forced to murder more families? | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 18, '08 20:39 | |
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| But I do enjoy the genocide! You know that was my favorite part of the great famine of '28! | |
| Reply by: Cyclone at May 18, '08 20:41 | |
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| True, but my bullets are running dry, and my cocaine is getting expensive, so it's difficult! So let's just trick people into calling in, so we can get paid that minuscule salary they promised us--a cup of coffee, a bag of cocaine, and some whiskey--and get on with it! | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 18, '08 20:43 | |
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| Ah yes damn people loved it when my bullets kissed them, good memories! | |
| Reply by: Cyclone at May 18, '08 20:44 | |
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| Yes, well I tend to love it when woman kiss my bullet. | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 18, '08 20:45 | |
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Oh how you did! But really the people came here for some comedy! Let us sever them with some KNOCK KNOCK JOKES! Knock Knock Kevin muttersWho's There? Carrot Carror Who? Karate Chop! I say while I engage in a whimsical assault |
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| Reply by: Cyclone at May 18, '08 20:50 | |
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Knock Knock! Cyclone asks "Who's there?" Your mom Cyclone asks "Your mom who?" No seriously, your mom, she spent the night at my place, take her back! |
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| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 18, '08 20:54 | |
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| With a flourish of anger I slap Kevin "MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT DAMNIT!" | |
| Reply by: Cyclone at May 18, '08 20:55 | |
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| YES SHE WAS AS IN "'S AIN'T STOPPIN' TILL I DONE LAID THEM ALL!" | |
| Reply by: Kevin_Leman at May 18, '08 20:58 | |
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| "Well Kevin I guess your redneck born and bread! You can't just develop an accent like that you gotta live it!" | |
| Reply by: Cyclone at May 18, '08 21:00 | |
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