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| Regarding Vic Mackey | Started by: Iris on Jul 02, '08 02:08 |
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She steps out of the Java Cartel warehouse and inhales deeply, closing her eyes and enjoying the hot summer night after being cooped up behind her desk all day. Her hair disheveled and her clothes wrinkled she sighs in great relief as the breeze caresses her face. She opens her eyes and stares into the sky, noticing one of her guards nearby she begins to speak to him. Matty, what have I done to forsaken me? Vic and I were having a friendly competition and sadly, he won. He beat me to Consigliere, he is the favorite in Los Angeles' eyes. To make it worse, he broke my heart.. I don't know what to do. Do I declare a panty raid on his headquarters? Do I get the family there to egg it? What do I do? She looks at her stoic guard who is paying her no mind as he watches a car parked across the street before warning her in his baritone voice. You best be getting inside ma'am, I don't like the looks of those guys. Sighing she trudges back into the stuffy confines of the coffee warehouse and slams the door behind her. Going to her office she draws up a quick memo and attaches it to a box of her finest chocolate coated coffee bean cookies. Dearest Vic, It is with great joy that I write to you this evening to congratulate you on your promotion to Consigliere. It is a very well earned promotion indeed. I would like to thank you for supporting the city of Philly with your business and look forward to working with you. CONGRATULATIONS YOU JERKFACE! With Respects, Iris |
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Evelyn shakes her head from side to side slowly. What a sad day for Iris, not winning the wager the two mob bosses had made. Iris, dear, laundry back at my place. It will cheer you right up! Smiling briefly she pauses before adding: Oh, and congrats to Vic on his recent promotion. A wonderful accomplishment! |
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| Reply by: Evelyn at Jul 02, '08 02:12 | |
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Congratulations Vic. Now would you please let go of the damn jail bars so people can bust you out? Thanks. |
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| Reply by: Daera at Jul 02, '08 02:18 | |
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Congratulations Vic u have done it well... Good luck:) |
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| Reply by: Albtal at Jul 02, '08 02:19 | |
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Congratulations on your promotion, sir. A great achievement without a doubt. You approaches the new Consigliere and hands him a box of cigars as a gift. |
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| Reply by: You at Jul 02, '08 02:19 | |
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Receiving his newly discovered box of half laxative filled chocolate beans, Vic_Mackey skims off the laced coffee beans and puts the fresh coffee beans inside of his new coffee maker, and immediately begins to write a reply. Dearest Iris, thank you for the new strand of polycarbophil included in your gift. Mr_Corleone won't know what hit him. I'm sure the coffee will be excellent, though. On regards to the contest, the redhaired mail order was only in retaliation to what you sent me the other day. He tried to steal the new cars I brought in from the recent police seizures in New Orleans, and then went on babbling to us about styrofoam and the end of mankind as we know it.) Other than the thousands of dollars he caused, I thank you for the congratulations and look forward to working with Philadelphia. No more attempted poisonings, please. Mr_Corleone can't handle his duties correctly if he's rushing into the bathroom every 20 minutes screaming something about tainted coffee cakes and the love of Jesus. Cynically yours, Vic_Mackey |
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| Reply by: Vic_Mackey at Jul 02, '08 02:24 | |
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She mutters about Vic figuring out her plan and concedes to wring an apology. Picking up her finest pen she begins to write.. Dearest Vic, I am so sorry for the mix-up. That care package was meant for the administrative team down at City Hall. Please accept my criminals of our world from the confines of the city jails. With deepest respect and regards, Iris She seals the envelope and passes it to her favorite messenger. Makes sure that this gets to Mr. Mackey in good time. Make sure you have the florist in LA send him a dozen yellow roses to signify my bond of friendship with him. |
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| Reply by: Iris at Jul 02, '08 02:40 | |
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After receiving the flowers and immediately throwing the hidden Brazilian wandering spider in the middle of the bouquet at one of his disgruntled bodyguards to deal with, Vic_Mackey picks up his nearby pen, grabbing a piece of paper from the nearby desk. "Dear Iris, thank you for the lovely gift. Other than the spider, the flowers will do nicely in our headquarters to liven up things a bit." "I know things can get hectic in jail, especially when we had to share a cell. Thank goodness we had some entertainment to pass the time.. Hopefully next time my police papers from Los Angeles will reach the precincts in the east faster. I look forward to busting out some of Philadelphia's finest with you." -- Vic After speaking with his alcoholic bodyguard and requesting a bottle of California's best pinot noir, Vic_Mackey wraps the bottle and letter carefully together and sends it on his way with his messenger. |
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| Reply by: Vic_Mackey at Jul 02, '08 03:02 | |
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Mr_Corleone arrives on the scene in a fashionably late manner. Congrats, Boss! ...Or should I say, Consig? Either way, it's a good thing I don't like coffee. I passed those simple gifts onto the new recruits. This is quite an entertaining thread we have going. |
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| Reply by: Mr_Corleone at Jul 02, '08 03:15 | |
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Taking a break from being Bubba's favorite bitch she takes shelter in her office, placing a cushion on her chair before sitting down. She sees the ornately decorated bottle of wine on her desk and the note attached. She smiles as she pours a small glass, lifting it to her lips she thinks twice and dumps a bit into the fishbowl on her desk. Watching her beloved Mr. Fishles float belly up to the surface she grimaces. Wanting to warn Vic that his favorite wine seems to have gone off she pens a letter with love. Dear Vic, It seems the bottle of wine you sent me has gone off. I gave a bit to my fish, Mr. Fishles, in celebration of our partnership and your promotion, seconds later he floated to the surface belly up. I suggest you dispose of this particular vintage as it has the strong aroma of Vieux Boulogne cheese. I am only writing out of concern for your wellbeing. With Love, Iris |
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| Reply by: Iris at Jul 02, '08 03:23 | |
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congrats boss! all i have to say is.... Remix Baby |
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| Reply by: JackBauer at Jul 02, '08 03:27 | |
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After receiving the letter after a long altercation with the owner of a nearby 7/11, Vic_Mackey decides to write back after a disappointing outcome with his new vineyard acquisition. Dear Iris, I'm sorry to hear about Mr. Fishles untimely demise. I assumed the wine was out of my personal cellar, but apparently Hank found something otherwise. I'm enclosing something along with this letter that I hope you'll find comforting in your time of grief while I investigate the tainted wine. After demanding his bodyguard to fetch the book, Vic_Mackey ties a copy of the Bible along with his reply. This book has served me good ever since I stepped foot onto these shores, and hopefully it can be of some help to you. I will be sending you a jaguar as a replacement pet in a few days after I get customs to sneak one by. -- Vic |
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| Reply by: Vic_Mackey at Jul 02, '08 03:39 | |
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She receives the letter from Mr. Mackey and smiles at his genuine kindness. Feeling inspired she writes a quick reply before going to round up some money from her prostitution ring. Dear Vic, I do hope you are able to avoid the tainted wine as it has apparent side effects that are undesirable. One of my family members found the bottle and drank it. He's in a coma now and may not recover. I do hope that he is not sentenced to a neverending sleep. I hope all is well with you and your family. Until later, Iris |
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| Reply by: Iris at Jul 02, '08 03:45 | |
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After visiting the comatose man in the hospital, Vic_Mackey decides to write a letter to Iris on his way back to Los Angeles. Dear Iris I'm sorry to hear about your member. I visited him in the hospital and the doctors tell me there is a 50/50 chance he may wake up. I hope wherever he's going, he's happy. Until next time. -- Vic |
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| Reply by: Vic_Mackey at Jul 02, '08 03:55 | |
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She makes note to pass Vic's well-wishing on to her member and writes one final reply before directing her attention to family business. Hoping she's not going out on a limb she smiles as she places pen to paper. Dear Vic, Thank you for your well wishing I will make sure to pass them on. Just a few final thoughts, I want you to know that everything I do in jail is for you. I want you to know that somewhere out there there is a love for you, his name is Bubba. Beneath the pale moonlight he's thinking of you. I do hope that you find he is hopelessly devoted to you. Until tomorrow my dear, don't let the sun go down on you. With Regards, Iris |
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| Reply by: Iris at Jul 02, '08 04:02 | |
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| Great stuff boss (No longer, eh?)! | |
| Reply by: Orpheus at Jul 02, '08 04:14 | |
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| Congratulions to you..to your promotion on Consigliere, Vic....I send my best wishes to you :) Blahoel :) | |
| Reply by: Graciozzi at Jul 02, '08 04:52 | |
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Walks onto the street with excitement from hearing the good news. Congrats Boss. |
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| Reply by: Batista at Jul 02, '08 08:59 | |
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| Congratulations Vic, well deserved. :) | |
| Reply by: Foster at Jul 02, '08 09:06 | |
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| Congratz Vic :) | |
| Reply by: MrsTM4ever at Jul 02, '08 09:46 | |
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