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| Pick up lines. | Started by: Hickey on Mar 18, '09 16:24 |
| Here you can post the funniest pick up line you know.lol. Fire away! | |
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| how about..."honey you look finer than a new set of snow tires." | |
| Reply by: hk at Mar 18, '09 16:35 | |
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| how bout no | |
| Reply by: Hickey at Mar 18, '09 16:39 | |
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| Alright come on, some funny pick up lines?!!!:) | |
| Reply by: Hickey at Mar 18, '09 17:57 | |
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| Im not this tall... I'm just sitting on my wallet. | |
| Reply by: Adieu at Mar 18, '09 18:02 | |
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lol. That was better. I heard one the other day but I cant really remember it. I went something like "Whats that smell, "What smell?" "That smell, I think its you,cause your the shit" Aww god. Whoever says that is prob a virgin. lol |
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| Reply by: Hickey at Mar 18, '09 18:06 | |
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I know another.lol You may aswel sleep with me. Why? Because if you dont I'm gona tell everyone you did anyway. lol Do ya get it? Do ya? .................just delet this post |
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| Reply by: Hickey at Mar 18, '09 18:08 | |
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My magic wand says your wearing no pants. Yes I am. It must be running an hour fast.lol |
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| Reply by: Hickey at Mar 18, '09 18:18 | |
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| Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. | |
| Reply by: ViolentKilla at Mar 18, '09 18:21 | |
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| Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants | |
| Reply by: Ember at Mar 18, '09 18:39 | |
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If you were a pirate would you have a Parrot on this shoulder or this shoulder? (Since you can't see it, you would be placing your arm around the person. =P ) |
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| Reply by: Emori at Mar 18, '09 18:52 | |
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| Hey, I lost my number... Can I have yours? | |
| Reply by: ALEXRAAAAAAAAR at Mar 18, '09 20:00 | |
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| Hey, I lost my number... Can I have yours? | |
| Reply by: ALEXRAAAAAAAAR at Mar 18, '09 20:00 | |
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"Hey, I lost my number... Can I have yours?" Lol good one mate :) |
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| Reply by: LuckyLuciano at Mar 18, '09 21:05 | |
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An old roommate of mine used this once on a drunk chick...and it worked. "I wanna stick it in you". |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Mar 18, '09 21:18 | |
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lol ha do you have a garage if so can i park my Limo in it :) |
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| Reply by: LuckyLuciano at Mar 18, '09 21:48 | |
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Its me bitches. always works.. |
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| Reply by: Cav at Mar 18, '09 23:11 | |
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I blame you for global warming! Cause your so damn hot! |
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| Reply by: ThE_BiG_OnE at Mar 19, '09 15:03 | |
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I have only three months to live. .. or [Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken? or.. and I love this one You must be the real reason for global warming. |
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| Reply by: Veil_Underdog at Mar 19, '09 15:55 | |
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| Daddy's home. | |
| Reply by: NotBrianArao at Mar 19, '09 18:16 | |
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