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| Things That Are Annoying Me - Part I | Started by: Butt_Ox on Apr 05, '09 21:44 |
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One other thing... Oh snap! I just went there! |
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| Reply by: BobTheBuilder at Apr 05, '09 23:53 | |
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Bob- Seriously? This coming from the man who planned on extorting people with a giant Ape? Do go on. And grow up on the way. |
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| Reply by: KittieCapone at Apr 06, '09 00:04 | |
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Oh, Mr. Butt Oink, er- Ox. Same old song and dance it seems, hm? Never deviating from simply complaining about everything, everyone, and their nan(s). Do I look like a service desk employee to you? I don't give a flying pig- er, fuck about what bothers you. Perhaps if you were to bitch and moan in a respectful way, my "annoyed with you" meter would still be partially empty, but considering you feel the need to call names and refer to people as "douche bags" and "retards"- my meter is now at Buddy Fucking Full. That being said, I'm going to go ahead and respond to you with the same mentality as a citizen giving pocket change to a tattered bum- you know, the "If I give you _______ will you go away" method.
Unfortunately for you, The Posse recently signed a contract for a six month extension on the existence of BFN. Sucks to be you. Seems someone with 48,392 years of experience studying law and contracts might know this already. Perhaps not. What do I know? I'm just a retarded douche bag. Phantom_Ghost quickly strips for the crowd and puts on his Complaint Department uniform and badge. Nice to see you, AGAIN, Mr. Ox. Care to tell me how you see it today? Allow me to offer you some simple fixes for your BitchMoanicitis: Aisle 5 - Earplugs and a blindfold Instructions: Step 1. Wrap blindfold over eyes. (Might need two or three to really get pure darkness) Step 2. Put earplugs in ear canal. Step 3. Enjoy. Aisle 7a - Gun Instructions: Step 1. Put gun in mouth. Step 2. Pull trigger. Step 3. Enjoy. I'll be here to ring you up whenever you're ready, sir. God knows you'll be back. |
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| Reply by: Phantom_Ghost at Apr 06, '09 00:04 | |
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And another thing, I'm not trying to step on toes here. I'm merely defending my crew as any member should. Apologies if there's disrespect, but I feel it's been thrown at myself and my crew, and I don't appreciate it. That's all I have to say. |
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| Reply by: AngelaBaker at Apr 06, '09 00:04 | |
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And another thing, I specialize in toe stepping. |
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| Reply by: Phantom_Ghost at Apr 06, '09 00:06 | |
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Post? In-character? Forum? I have no idea what these things mean. Do they have anything to do with this "Scientology" mumbo jumbo someone mentioned a while ago? Other than this blatant contradiction, you are completely correct. I am out here on this MILK CRATE - I am not coordinated enough to balance on a post while speaking - just to bitch about what annoys me. I'm sure someone finds it amusing, just not those who are guilty of creating some of my annoyances. |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Apr 06, '09 00:06 | |
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You too, eh, PG? I am a mobster. If I was studying law and contracts, I probably would not have to resort to crime to earn a living. Sigh at you. |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Apr 06, '09 00:08 | |
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Scientology? Someone please get this man to a doctor NOW. He is babbling. |
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| Reply by: KittieCapone at Apr 06, '09 00:09 | |
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Kittie, you should really pay closer attention. First, you failed to comprehend that I was referring to how families were defined, not whether or not a crew was called a family. Now, you failed to realize that I was questioning an earlier reference to Scientology made by Angela. I also have no idea what this means. Try to keep up, will you? |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Apr 06, '09 00:11 | |
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| Also, thank you to Kittie for understanding. | |
| Reply by: AngelaBaker at Apr 06, '09 00:12 | |
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Another thing, I don't believe I said anything in here about Scientology. You brought that up yourself. Perhaps you do need to see a doctor. |
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| Reply by: AngelaBaker at Apr 06, '09 00:13 | |
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Cheerfully walks down the street. My goodness, Angela. What a wonderful morning! What a wonderful decade! The 1930s! Other than this depression business, of course. Oh look, it's a forum! Points to a picture in a Roman history book. And a post! Points to a telephone post. Now I love a good discussion, and even an occasional heated disagreement. Especially ones involving Mr. Ox. But let's stay consistent now. |
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| Reply by: MacLeod at Apr 06, '09 00:16 | |
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| Jesus Christ, Angela. Please go to OOC Avenue and listen to the speech by Vendetta James. | |
| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Apr 06, '09 00:16 | |
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Jesus, I hope BitchMoanicitis isn't as contagious as OOCitis. This speech is swarming with it. Also, how productive of you to half-assed respond to one sentence of my reply to your speech and simply move on. Got balls, Ox? |
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| Reply by: Phantom_Ghost at Apr 06, '09 00:18 | |
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| I got milk! | |
| Reply by: BobTheBuilder at Apr 06, '09 00:20 | |
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PG looks down at BobTheBuilder. Aren't you cute? Someone call security, he won't stop humping my leg. |
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| Reply by: Phantom_Ghost at Apr 06, '09 00:21 | |
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It wasn't really worth much more comment than that. It wasn't so enlightening that I would give it serious thought, yet not so completely ignorant as I would lash out at you with a brutal rant. I can sum up your comments this easily: You made many comparisons of me to a pig. You insinuated that I was a lawyer rather than a mobster. You informed me that this "posse" was not going anywhere. You basically said you didn't care whether or not I complained. That's about all you said, you just said it in alot more words. Brevity is wonderful. As far as me having balls, I don't think that is questionable. If you would like to test them, I will meet you anywhere, anytime for a duel. |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Apr 06, '09 00:23 | |
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Ah, but the pay is so nice if you are deep into both. Mobsters love lawyers - who knew. Mr. Butt_Ox, I think you should lighten up a little on the newer folks to this life as some of them are still getting their bearings. Especially with all these fake religions. (OCC:Just because they might not exist yet doesn't make them any less fake.) We often see mafioso speaking of things we do not understand. Half of the stories we hear on these streets sound like science fiction novels. But that hardly doesn't make them a good read. And in regards to "in-jokes" or groups, let he without sin cast the first stone Who-err. Aside from the other crap I agree with most of the rest. Although I want to say if you made it to Don, that is something the entire mafia usually praises, and thus all those threads have their place. If you are sick of them, don't read them. |
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| Reply by: ApolloJustice at Apr 06, '09 00:24 | |
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Offering to duel other families of the same city under the rule of the Godfather that protects your pork. Your Mother must be proud. |
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| Reply by: Phantom_Ghost at Apr 06, '09 00:26 | |
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I don't like to think of myself as hard on the newer immigrants, Apollo. I am usually very tolerant and ready to assist. However, I don't think that everyone needs to be coddled, either. Sometimes the way to get their attention is with a kick in the ass. The points I made today would have received much less attention if I would have made those points in a more mild manner. |
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| Reply by: Butt_Ox at Apr 06, '09 00:27 | |
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