Ok, here are the rules: Make a wish. The person to post below grants the wish but corrupts the wish somehow and then they make their wish and on and on.

Example:
Poster1 says: I wish I had an ice cream cone.
Poster2 says: Wish granted but as you bite into the ice cream you find half of a cock roach.
I wish I was as cool as Santa clause


Get it? Not too hard, lets see how long we can keep it going!

Ill go first

I wish i had the power to turn invisible.

Wish granted but just after you become invisible you die of cancer.

I wish for nothing bad to ever happen to me or anyone else ever again.

corrupt wishes

Wish granted but then the world becomes over-populated and everyone starves to death.

I wish for a million dollars.

Wish granted but only to see it seized through the government from tax evasion

I wish for 10 wives

Wish granted but their all bitches.

I wish for a bottle of scotch.

Wish granted but as soon as you drink it you die from liver failure

I wish for a personal jet.

Wish granted but it will suffer from engine failure.

I wish for a vial of poison.

Wish granted but its watered down poison.

I wish for someone else to play.

Wish granted but I don't understand the rules.

I cast a level seven spell to increase my mana.

Biskelerri lost it. Something bad happened to people, ergo, my wish wasn't granted. I win. My wish was uncorruptable. Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Wish granted but it will suffer from engine failure.

I wish for a vial of poison.

Reply by: Giovanni_Esposito at Jun 21, '09 01:18

wish granted the vial was in the coke you jsut drank.

I wish for a casino.  *last three were kind off topic i started from last good one*

Wish granted you got your casino, but the day you opened the doors you were killed by a rival gangster.

I wish i was able to fly.

Wish granted, but unfortunately you can't stop flying.  Ever.  You can't land anymore.  Deez.

I wish I had a bigger apartment!

Wish granted, but I never visit.

I wish for the next person's wish to be for a clone of me as a (sex) slave.

Wish granted. Enters Riddle.

I wish Awesome would grow a proper mustache.

wish granted, but then I sold your clone to some lonely bum

I wish I could get Godfather 2 the game

Granted. You get warped back to 14th century and are forced to fight in the crusades.

I wish Awesome would grow a proper mustache again.

Wish granted, but it sucks so he shaves it off.

I wish Riddle- would grow two moustaches.

Wish granted, but they come to life and strangle you. RUP.

I wish I had more money in the bank!