I see you are all donning your "Associate of LA" tags on your suits. That is good. Not only are these tags for your own safety, they are required as per Don Duplicity's guidelines.

Furthermore, any new arrival will also bear the tag "Proud resident of Doo Doo Land". This is also for your own safety, as I will kill you if you do not. If a new resident is spotted roaming the streets of Doo Doo Land without the appropriate tags, I will assume you have no interest in enhancing the Doo Doo Land brand and will deal with you accordingly.

To clear up any grey areas, by 'new arrival' I mean anybody who joined LA after me.

You all have 24 hours to comply. Ignorance is no excuse. I am deadly serious. Thank you.

Tick tock

u dont care the shame and tag of 'stupid' u will forever carry from now for this nonsense rambling?

u can only kill a new well protected mobster with 25+ kills on ur gun and if thats the case then ur just letting us all know ur gun stat. stupid, rambling nonsense. u should have just sent this message to new members pvt.

DooDooBrown city is quite appropriate for a city name.  Anyone who can proudly hold their head up concerning LA and use the name Duplicity at the same time  in a  drunken stupor speaks volumes for the futiure fate of LA.

u can only kill a new well protected mobster with 25+ kills

Altair listens to that sentence and begins to chuckle. After his little chuckle from the recent outburst.

"My dear Queenie, by now, a few days into this competition, you need well over a +25 kill gun to shoot a well protected Earner. If they are rich (im sure some are), they will be training those bodyguards daily, which will make the minimum kill count go up by the day"

Altair tips his hat to the lady and disapears

queenie,

Hmmmm... funny, I don't feel stupid.

We will see who in Doo Doo Land feels stupid once the countdown is up.  I'm fairly confident it won't be me.

Khaleesie

queenie is better spoken than you are.  Just saying.

Altair "My dear Queenie, by now, a few days into this competition," he is threatening new mobsters and 1 day old mobsters who wont have lived days in the 'competition' so chuckle at what you like i stand by what i say

queenie

Not just new one day old mobsters.

If you are so concerned about the well-being of the new arrivals here in Doo Doo Land then the best thing you could do to help them is to implore them to fall in line and brand themselves with the appropriate tags. If they heed your advice, you can sleep well knowing you helped save lives.

Rest In Peace Omertà.

And here I was expecting some ambitious entrepreneur to rise from the masses of LA. Their cunning, savvy and diplomacy setting them on the path to becoming a respected and significant figurehead, accepted by the other cities as being a self Made Man and worthy of the title.

Then there is this.

What exactly is wrong with this Sammy?

It's a bold statement from a bold man attempting to unify a rabble of mobsters to work for him. I'd say if this works he'll become a more respected and significant figurehead than most.

Not everything has to be done by holding hands and skipping through a flowery meadow with other cities. Sometimes the iron fist is the best option. We'll soon find out how good this guy really is I'm sure.

Call me a man of traditional, realistic and... believable values.  

The endeavor of this man may have taken my favour if he had presented his territorial claim, or leaning heavy on the local thugs, under a more authentic namesake. 

Admire the concept, not really a fan of the execution. I would say it ridicules the way I was raised and introduced to this world. 

As a bookie Anton waits anxiously for a new competitor to emerge around the corner and challenge Mr DoodooBrown's proclaim. 

Someone please make this interesting. Anton mutter to himself. 

"You're not, by any chance, related to Mayor Frank Brown of Topeka, Kansas, are you? Just wondering."

Face_Puncher takes out his rubber stamp and gives this message the "FP Stamp of Approval".

TommyAngelo "Way to show once more that these experiments don't give birth to great leaders but men who speak with their weapons and know not of this thing of ours."

If I might be so bold as to put my input out there, I'd like to take a second and...well, I don't want to say correct you, merely just...educate, for lack of a better term? You speak of Los Angeles as if we're destined to a bloody doom. As if all of us are just mindless goons waving around guns. I can assure you this is not the case.

Please do not write off our entire city due to the (what I believe to be) drunken ramblings of one of our more... peculiar Associates. If you'd like to see for yourself that there are some of us here working towards nothing but bettering LA with the opportunity we've got, please feel free to catch a flight in. I recently opened a Hangout, a legitimate place to kick back and relax with no worries.