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Help me win, win some stuff yourself. Started by: Squishy on Dec 09, '15 14:05

So the wife and I have agreed to not do a Christmas for each other, instead we are doing a $10 dollar limit "Worlds most useless gift".  The loser of this event has to buy the winner a gift that benefits the house. 

Now, the useless gift has to be useless to everyone, not just her.  The more useless the better.  (Think along the lines of a Denture brush with built in AM/FM radio and phillips screwdriver with emergency beacon LED)

The $10 dollar limit is for the gift only, shipping/taxes dont matter.

Ideally it can be obtained via Amazon or someplace online so I'm not store hopping for days.

 

Anywayyyyy... The top 5 suggestions will win Dual CAs, the absolute best suggestion will win a Quad CA.  And if that suggestion ends up beating Mischas, then we will add in another Quad CA.

 

So hook a brutha up, share some useless ideas! (This ends Dec 11th at 14:00)

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If I offer myself, do I automatically win?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4

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$10 to hire me for the day as a personal slave, useless as I live in UK hana
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Sadly, while you are useless to most people - the "Use as a bad example to teach others" society would love you as a teaching aid.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4G74kprBK8

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Buy a plastic fruit
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Oh wait, that thing is actually pretty damn expensive.

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Mosley, I actually looked at those! Heh, they are more than $10 so they can't work :/

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http://www.coolshityoucanbuy.com/

 

If that doesnt work for you, go ahead and google "shittens" they should be in the price range! There is a link for the shittens here too.

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Well, rubber chicken is a good standby, but I might suggest a rubics cube with the stickers pealed off so it's all black.
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https://gyazo.com/140ce80e59f24d6fed1740d4377cf630

 

I will sell you this for $10

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http://www.coolshityoucanbuy.com/2015/02/rose-scented-farts-pill_2.html

 

this one is a win for everyone, rose scented fart pills

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A pack of pokemon or baseball cards.

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http://www.amazon.com/DOLPHIN-Waves-Beach-Laptop-Sticker/dp/B00ZT3FQBQ/ref=sr_1_91?ie=UTF8&qid=1449670182&sr=8-91&keywords=10+dol

Come on, who doesn't like stickers.

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http://www.totally-funky.co.uk/PROD5448/Christmas-Jumper-Mug

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Gotta go with the ultimate in cheap and useless.  But it could take some time to find.

A blank VHS or BetaMax tape

A blank Cassette tape

A 5" floppy disk

A 3.5" floppy disk

 

All individually wrapped in big boxes and duct tapped so opening it takes FOREVER.

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A USB fish aquarium

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http://www.totally-funky.co.uk/PROD4811/Beer-Goggles

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Half of a website domain.

Eg.

www.mafiar

She'll never know the other half, so makes it redundant.

Merry Christmas.

Or, if I may suggest a second,

A piece of paper with 'turn over' written on both sides.
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