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Help me win, win some stuff yourself. | Started by: Squishy on Dec 09, '15 14:05 |
So the wife and I have agreed to not do a Christmas for each other, instead we are doing a $10 dollar limit "Worlds most useless gift". The loser of this event has to buy the winner a gift that benefits the house. Now, the useless gift has to be useless to everyone, not just her. The more useless the better. (Think along the lines of a Denture brush with built in AM/FM radio and phillips screwdriver with emergency beacon LED) The $10 dollar limit is for the gift only, shipping/taxes dont matter. Ideally it can be obtained via Amazon or someplace online so I'm not store hopping for days.
Anywayyyyy... The top 5 suggestions will win Dual CAs, the absolute best suggestion will win a Quad CA. And if that suggestion ends up beating Mischas, then we will add in another Quad CA.
So hook a brutha up, share some useless ideas! (This ends Dec 11th at 14:00) |
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If I offer myself, do I automatically win? |
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Reply by: Rufino at Dec 09, '15 14:06 | |
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Reply by: Mosley at Dec 09, '15 14:06 | |
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$10 to hire me for the day as a personal slave, useless as I live in UK hana | |
Reply by: MrHans at Dec 09, '15 14:07 | |
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Sadly, while you are useless to most people - the "Use as a bad example to teach others" society would love you as a teaching aid. |
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Reply by: Squishy at Dec 09, '15 14:07 | |
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Reply by: Ibarra at Dec 09, '15 14:07 | |
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Buy a plastic fruit | |
Reply by: MrJoker at Dec 09, '15 14:07 | |
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Oh wait, that thing is actually pretty damn expensive. |
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Reply by: Mosley at Dec 09, '15 14:08 | |
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Mosley, I actually looked at those! Heh, they are more than $10 so they can't work :/ |
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Reply by: Squishy at Dec 09, '15 14:08 | |
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http://www.coolshityoucanbuy.com/
If that doesnt work for you, go ahead and google "shittens" they should be in the price range! There is a link for the shittens here too. |
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Reply by: Ron_Burgundy at Dec 09, '15 14:08 | |
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Well, rubber chicken is a good standby, but I might suggest a rubics cube with the stickers pealed off so it's all black. | |
Reply by: Bear at Dec 09, '15 14:08 | |
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https://gyazo.com/140ce80e59f24d6fed1740d4377cf630
I will sell you this for $10 |
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Reply by: Jeddy at Dec 09, '15 14:09 | |
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http://www.coolshityoucanbuy.com/2015/02/rose-scented-farts-pill_2.html
this one is a win for everyone, rose scented fart pills |
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Reply by: Ron_Burgundy at Dec 09, '15 14:10 | |
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A pack of pokemon or baseball cards. |
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Reply by: Szatiglio at Dec 09, '15 14:11 | |
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Come on, who doesn't like stickers. |
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Reply by: Ibarra at Dec 09, '15 14:13 | |
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http://www.totally-funky.co.uk/PROD5448/Christmas-Jumper-Mug |
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Reply by: Innocenza at Dec 09, '15 14:15 | |
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Gotta go with the ultimate in cheap and useless. But it could take some time to find. A blank VHS or BetaMax tape A blank Cassette tape A 5" floppy disk A 3.5" floppy disk
All individually wrapped in big boxes and duct tapped so opening it takes FOREVER. |
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Reply by: MrManson at Dec 09, '15 14:15 | |
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A USB fish aquarium |
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Reply by: Godric at Dec 09, '15 14:15 | |
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Reply by: Innocenza at Dec 09, '15 14:16 | |
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Half of a website domain. Eg. www.mafiar She'll never know the other half, so makes it redundant. Merry Christmas. Or, if I may suggest a second, A piece of paper with 'turn over' written on both sides. |
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Reply by: Rossi at Dec 09, '15 14:16 | |
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Minimum $20,000