As a teen, heard Sir Mix-a-Lot "I'm your new God". Quoted that often. LOLOL.

Erm.. try and try until you die?

"Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something."

Plato 

"For it is better for a good decision not to turn out right in action than for a bad decision to turn out right because of chance."

Seneca, I think.

I've always enjoyed this quote for some years now, although I forget about it from time to time. 

"Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane."

Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all. 

-Alexander the Great

“Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery.”

My "favourite" changes so often. Hmm.

"If you can see it in your mind, you can hold it in your hand."

I always loved;

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. 

Not sure by who it is, but I like it.

"When you have eliminated the impossible, what is left, no matter how unlikely, is the truth."

"Yea, Ill do pretty much anything but Heroin. Thats that really bad one. Everything in moderation mate." 

Me, Friday & Saturdays

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realise - there is always a way to solve problems without using violence .

Two wrongs dont make a right....but three lefts do

"The world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes."