“But this road doesn't go anywhere,” I told him.
“That doesn't matter.”
“What does?” I asked, after a little while.
“Just that we're on it, dude,” he said.”

One of the following is a lie:

1. I climbed a mountain in Austria and got frostbite on my lips

2. I got hit by a car but slid over the front, 1970s action film style

3. I fell out of a tree roughly 2 stories high and landed in a truck of straw

“There are some guys sitting at tables who all look at this one gorgeous girl, longingly, hoping for at least one dance or a blow job in Daddy’s car and there are all these girls, looking indifferent or bored, smoking clove cigarettes, all of them or at least most of them staring at one blond-haired boy standing in the back with sunglasses on. Julian”

Sure.. I can tell all the lies. 

1. I like ALL people. Absolutely none irritate the hell out of me. 
2. I like coconut and pineapple. 
3. My cats are always so well behaved at all times. 
4. I'm 21. And a half. 


 

I am actually having a hard time with this cause I don't really ever lie. Maybe omit information but I will never tell you something that is not truth. Kind of part of a honor code thing ya know.

Every morning, the sun secretly wakes up before everyone else and spends an hour drinking a giant cup of coffee behind the clouds. That is why sunrise sometimes looks a little slow. Scientists discovered this years ago, but they decided to keep it quiet because they were worried people would start sending the Sun coffee orders.

I trust people. More than anything I trust the politicians in my country. They're definitely  very good people that they do their best for me and my country.