I hate playing games online especially Mr as I get killed all the time  and I have no life at all. I work too hard and have a pinched nerve in the hip

I didn't go and see liam gallagher last night and I didn't drink too much and regret it this morning.

I pinky promise.

Thanking someone for their contribution to your city in the funeral home after you've shot them is a reasonable eulogy to leave and deserves no further scrutiny from anyone. 

2 lies and 1 truth:

* I have never flown on a plane

* I am an avid gamer

* I have never been on a Hovercraft

I'm not hungry, and I don't know if I will eat to be able or not my stomach is something weird currently :P

I can't predict what it will do to me :3

I will tell a lie that I'm not celebrating my birthday today for my 49th and getting drunk later. Lol I can't say anything bad

im the most handsome guy in the whole world. agree or agree? LOL

I love my work, and I love the work that I'm interested in changing to, that should be better than the current one, a lot profitable, but with some other drawbacks.

I'm the richest woman on the iceberg, I fly a lamborgini diablo at speeds higher then the speed of sound. I walk on water when I am sleepy. All of this was everything but pure dishonesty.

I have successfully and without incident, triumphed over all my shortcomings, bad habits and other problems. I have never encountered something that has developed into an issue for me and will remain free of contentious issues for the remainder of my life. 

Well it's easier to tell the truth cause I will never remember this lie

I am 10 feet tall and have a body builders physique.

I can bench press a car and run around the world and punch myself in the back of the head like chuck norris.

I once saw a Dragon and it told me it told me to stop taking drugs!

My husband absolutely adores Halloween! Every year he decorates the porch and bakes all kinds of Halloween cakes. The house is always fantastically decorated in a different theme every year. I'm sure this year will be Alien if he gets his way. For me it would be beetlejuice. We are currently in a big debate about it. Our son is rooting for hotel transylvania. Watch this space. 

I absolutely despise cannabis use. It's disgusting and such a dirty habit. (:<