I once convinced the neighbours that it was in fact my eldest brother who rode his bike through their garden, when in fact it was MEEEE!!! Also, I am red/green colour blind.

Firstly I never lie. Secondly that might not be true, thirdly I can spot a lie a mile away. So in conclusion I am very likely to be on the wrong thread, unless that is a lie.

am from Mars born on Spice Ship am 900 years old, and live in some world i don't what be and i will tack over would in 2028 i be go back to mars to live out my days as king.

I am super excited to go sit in a dingy room above the Oxford Circus store for an entire day of team-building, Goal planning and just generally being talked at whilst I would rather be doing my actual job. 

I really enjoy writing well thought out posts. In fact, when I wake up in the morning and see my tasks for the day I jump up and down when I see that I get to that day

Mafiareturns is full of smart, kind and well adjusted people :D

2Pac and Biggie are still alive and living on an island somewhere with JFK Jr and Elvis.

As far as my wife is concerned I do not smoke

The Art of the White Lie: When Pinocchio Goes Picasso

Forget pants on fire. A well-placed "everything looks fantastic" (especially when it doesn't) keeps the peace and fosters creativity. Call it a strategic embellishment, a social lubricant – the key is knowing when the truth can use a little artistic license.

I once saw a man walk around in a desert compound naked. He'd been drinking from the local oasis, which had been concentrating over and over with all the dates that fermented and fell into it - wonderfully alcoholic....

I am not doing this just because I want hustle on the game, I Pinky Promise. I also don't have blue eyes.