I sit an mooch off every single friend I have an family member

I am hated secretly

I dont like to gamble

Everyone is nice all the time. :D True.. right?

I’m not an idiot

I once was invited to a dinner with abraham lincoln but I could not attend it as I had lent my time machine to a guy called albert and although he promised he would return it I have not heard from him yet.

Liverpool in the UK is known for its annual 'Banana Festival' where people celebrate the history of banana cultivation, even though there's no such festival in reality.

I don't need to write that down.

I'm sure I'll remember it later. 

The current regime are an inspirational bunch. A font of creativity and public engagement. The endless stream of community events, stimulating ideas and opportunities they provide are just breath-taking. And, above all else, their immaculate stance on relentlessly blood-lining players who haven't put a foot wrong in years, is just inspirational. 

I really enjoy talking to people. People are wonderful. I want to spend my life talking to the. 

10 inches. I make every man jealous.

well, except for tyki_mikk .

ell also, let me tell you. I HATE online games, and talking to people or I hate when people don't kill me. :D The act of killing me is an act of love. And we all could use a little deat

I am delighted to have been at work for 12 hours today, it was indeed super slow and I didn't rush around at all :D And especially not enough to feel my feet hurting!!