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New Statesman Vol 4 Obit: Canucklehead Started by: ManicStreetPreacher on Nov 18, '11 12:58

There has been a lot of talk recently about Las Vegas.  But what came before the current system in Las Vegas?  Below is a contemporaneous obituary, written about Canucklehead.  Canucklehead was well known in Vegas, and beyond.  This is what our roving reporter had to say at the time

3rd November, ***1

"Today an attack was launched on Las Vegas.  One of the first to go was Canucklehead, a Don of massive ambition.  She was killed very early on in the strike without having had a chance to fire her gun.  She was a controversial figure, detested by many. 

She served Chade faithfully, waiting patiently until he made Godfather.  Privately, she let it be known that she felt JimmyNapoli was picked unfairly to Godfather before her but, realising that she wasn’t powerful enough to do anything, she stuck by Chade.  Canucklehead had a ruthless streak and often champed at the bit to attack smaller cities.  Her bloodlust apparently knew no bounds and she once came very close to attacking SL on the most preposterous of reasons.  The attack was averted due to concentrated lobbying and clever use of PR.

Perhaps Canucklehead’s most controversial, and most effective, action as part of LV’s leadership team came when she somehow unmasked a rogue element in Las Vegas.  A Consig in Chicago, EvilClown, had introduced a friend, TheJackal, into this thing of ours and suggested he go to work in Las Vegas.  Whilst in Vegas, TheJackal was approached by representatives of an Underground group and introduced to Limitless – TheJackal agreed to vouch for him.  Limitless was, in fact, a Kuklinski, deep undercover in the heartland of their then number one enemy; Las Vegas.  An audacious attack had been planned for some time – some details of which can be read here and here.  However, Canucklehead, in an astonishing piece of detective work, somehow identified Limitless as Kuklinski.  Limitless was mercilessly gunned down.  TheJackal soon followed and TheJackal’s Consig friend in Chicago was sure to follow. 

However, Consig EvilClown struck first, attacking Canucklehead.  EvilClown’s bravery was in vain, though, and he was shot and killed soon after the failed attack.  However, someone soon took his place – SpacePole stepped up to the plate and shot at Canucklehead also – but also sadly missed.

A tragic post-script to these killings occurred – Ozan paid his respects at EvilClown’s funeral – and was shot through the head for doing so.  A Consiq, Chicago LHM, shot dead in one of the first signs of Roman’s detachment from reality.  But more was to follow.  Tarbh – shot dead for protesting at Ozan’s callous killing.  And finally, and most shocking of all,  Roman stormed into a pet shop, picked up a midget and began pistol whipping him.  When he tired of brutalising the diminutive figure, Roman dragged him out onto the street; a feat made easier by the rollerskates he had on.  There, and very publicly, Roman shot the poor little man through the head.  His name was Rory, or something.  Needless to say, such actions drove many into the hands of the Underground, firmly laying the groundwork for the continuing revolution across these eight cities.

Canucklehead was scathing of the Underground in the Streets – her opposition to what they stand for (unity, bravery, honour, justice) was as steadfast as her sycophantic devotion to those who formerly held power (Roman & Prem).  She wanted, nay, craved, Las Vegas to be a Chi/NY style powerhouse.  But it would never be.  It was, instead, a hothouse for rogues and a haven for the Unknown Assailants.  And riddled with informers. 

Canucklehead was much like the city she longed to run; never destined for greatness and extremely problematic.

May she Rest in Peace."

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"Canucklehead was much like the city she longed to run; never destined for greatness and extremely problematic.  May she Rest in Peace."

Please note that this is not a reflection on Las Vegas today - it was about Las Vegas then.

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You can't seem to let go of things can you? You really are a poor sad little man.

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@ aldflainue

I report the news, nothing more, nothing less.  Except a bit of commentary & opinion.

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Perhaps one day we'll see an unbiased piece on your bloodline. One could only hope that we can get it without you fondling yourself and your ego every few sentences

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"Perhaps one day we'll see an unbiased piece on your bloodline"

There have been several threads done about my bloodline.  None really understand me.

Why don't you try it yourself?  Don't have the necessary skills?

I think your meant to say "Perhaps one day we'll see an unbiased piece from your bloodline".  Don't worry though, we all make mistakes.  Ask Canucklehead's daughter...

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No I'd love to see someone else do a piece in fact. You can't seem to go a whole speech without talking about yourself. Just once I'd love to see it

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Um, that thread was written by ManicStreetPreacher - me.  Others were mentioned.  Are you completely mental?

aldflainue reject my offer to become my Associate.  Instead of learning from an intensely intelligent mentor, she would rather try and kill me.

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Why would I want to be the associate of someone who glorifies themselves above Jesus? I have no desire to work for someone who thinks they are actually an important piece of this community other than comedic relief.

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*Jesus Christ was an important and influential thinker.  He took to the Streets and said what he believed.  Others listened and acted accordingly.  He had his detractors.

I certainly wouldn't place my glory above that of Jesus Christ.  Similar modus operandi but ultimately, JC did unto others what he would want done to himself.  I am slightly more selfish. 

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Manic... ?

 

I think so, 

Mr Preacher, I had the honor and delightfull honor of being part of my dear departed Canuckleheads crew. 

Somehow your version of reality seems to be different from the reality that saw when *I* was in the inside.

 

Yes, Manic fits you pefectly.

Mania, the presence of which is a criterion for certain psychiatric diagnoses, is a state of abnormally elevated or irritable mood, arousal, and/ or energy levels.[1] In a sense, it is the opposite of depression. 

In addition to mood disorders, individuals may exhibit manic behavior as a result of drug intoxication (notably stimulants such as cocaine or methamphetamine), medication side effects (notably steroids), or malignancy. However, mania is most often associated with bipolar disorder, where episodes of mania may alternate with episodes of major depression

Mania varies in intensity, from mild mania known as hypomania to full-blown mania with psychotic features including hallucinations, delusion of grandeur, suspiciousness, catatonic behavior, aggression, and a preoccupation with thoughts and schemes that may lead to self neglect.

 

Clearly you need help.

i will pray for you to return to reality.

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Tim,

Thank you for your comments.  Of course, ManicStreetPreacher is a nickname.  It is a humourous comment on a personality, often a stereotype.  For example, my Boss isn't actually an Evil Clown.

This is my reality.

Your reality is that you worked for a blight on these streets and instead of being ashamed, revel in the status of a scumbag's lackey.

But now you're in Philly, where you will, ahem, fit right in.

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It seems we all fit in somewhere. You in a crew of misfits and a sub-par Godmother.

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as they say...

"if the name fits..."  Nuff said.

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We are a crew of misfits, yes, beyond question.  But by jingo we get the job done!

And GF Worley is a surviver and Detroit under her is a thriver.  And you?  Um, well, yeah.

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Tim - that the best you can do?

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and your in the gutter with the rest of the trash aldflainue, where you rightly belong

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Talking shit about Philly?  Between your insane banter and the interference in the Vegas Experiment, I'd say you should worry about the recent stains on your own city's reputation.  

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Mikey, I bet you $1M you will be dead in 48 hours?

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Like him or hate him (Guess which side I'm on) at least manic is entertaining with his stutter

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